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kishuu's BOTTOM 21

220. Mantyke (Water/Flying)

Omg, how much do I hate this Pokemon. idk why but it was my number one choice for bottom of the list. I loathe it, I despise it, etc. Words cannot describe how much of a failure Mantyke was as a baby Pokemon.

219. Remoraid (Water)

Fail. The only reason why Remoraid was in the game was because of Mantyke needing it to evolve and for that, fail.



218. Marill (Water)

idk why they squeezed Marill in when they could've put another fire type in the game. Fail.

Also, I hate Marriland.





217. Tentacool (Water/Poison)

I just realized I forgot to rank Tentacool. Ohwell, Tentacool is in every single Pokemon Game thus far! Yay. And it also is a very annoying Pokemon.






216. Tentacruel (Water/Poison)

Tentacruel is equally as annoying as Tentacruel. However, it is higher because it's stronger and it has more tentacles.





215. Gastrodon (West) (Water/Ground)

Gastrodon (West) is hideous and ugly. I mean wtf.




214. Gastrodon (East) (Water/Ground)

The only reason it's higher than it's West Counterpart is because it's more pleasing to the eyes with its color and then it's pre-evolutionary was cuter.




213. Barboach (Water/Ground)

Why the hell is Barboach in the game? We have four different lines of Water/Ground Pokemon in DP, such a disaster. And the Barboach line was the worst.





212. Whiscash (Water/Ground)

Bertha had one on her team but I digress. Whiscash sucks big time and I don't think it deserved to be in DPP at all.





211. Quagsire (Water/Ground)

Surprise surprise. Another Water/Ground Pokemon eliminated. That's five of six eliminated and Wooper's the only one left. Also, Quagsire looks weird and isn't memorable except for being on Crasher Wake's team and getting owned in the anime as well rofl.






210. Pelipper (Water/Flying)

Er like, Pelipper in DP? Couldn't we have Swellow or something? Also, it's not memorable at all.





209. Wingull (Water/Flying)

I hate Wingull. But it's cuter than Pelipper so it's higher than its evolution by one spot.







208. Bibarel (Normal/Water)

It looks like a retard. Hence why it's here. Also, I despise it.





207. Shellos (West) (Water)

The other Shellos is cuter and fucking Zoey has this as her Pokemon when it's fugly,






205. (TIE) Magikarp (Water)

Magikarp is low because I hate fighting those 6 Magikarp Pokemon Trainers. Also, you barely remember it in DPP.





205. (TIE) Feebas (Water)

Feebas is tied with Magikarp because it's rare. It's so fucking rare it takes forever to find. It would be lower but it learns TMs and HMs which Magikarp doesn't so they balance out and tie.







204. Bidoof (Normal)

OMG NO MORE WATER POKEMON BEING RANKED? yea, the whole bottom 15 consists of Water Pokemon. Bidoof gets spot 215 because of the running Bidoof gag. However, that's not gonna help it get much further cause it's irritating in the games.





203. Hoothoot (Normal/Flying)

I didn't know Hoothoot was in the game till I encountered one in the Great Marsh. Still, it sucks cause the line of Normal/Flying birds should stick to their regions' game and not be part of another's. Also, Starly/Staravia > Hoothoot.




202. Noctowl (Normal/Flying)

Yes he's in DP. And you're probably asking yourself why. He looks cooler than Hoothoot so that gives him enough credit to get one spot above Hoothoot.







201. Unown

How cute they have a whole cave dedicated to them. However, they had a chain of islands dedicated to them in FRLG so them being here is just filler.







200. Azumarill (Water)

Take what I said about Marill and dump it here. The only reason it got ranked higher cause I found a nicer pic of Azumarill instead of Marill. And probably because it's stronger.

Wait scratch that, what did I say?

okay, Azumarill looks cuter than Marill and he's not Marilland's favo Poke. Also, the artist's drawing of Azumarill is pretty and awesome. Also, it's stronger. Can you believe Smogon put her in BL because of her Huge Power ability? But not like it matters, her stats suck.

Oh, and this fanart raised Azumarill from 217 to 200. Wow.


Hope you're satisfied with those not making the magical 1xx number.