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Zzunk |
Enunciate your perturbation for the premiere in ten-dollar words |
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MyChemicalShowmance |
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Tepid quasi-exhilirating paragon
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Miles Edgeworth |
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Over-rated show |
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solesurvivor01 |
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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Suckie Suckster |
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Probst is the host with the most. |
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agentpf1101 |
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i dont get it, maybe im stupid
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RageBot |
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Boner
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Dictatorship |
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Can you feel da excrement?
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MyChemicalShowmance |
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"It's just completely awesome to be thrown into the world....that's about to start. It was just like, okay, he were go." - Marcus
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MidwayHaven |
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Having to view these myrmidons is a bit strident, but a bit antilachrymous.
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Surfing Hippo in Trouble |
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I already enunciated my perturbation last night.
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Riliss |
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fuck.
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Survi Potamus |
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Since enunciation is the vocalization of the vocabulary, how would I undertake this deed in a transcript medium?
If you would like a passage on my perturbation, this also is impossible. I am in no way agitated with the impending premiere of Survivor: Gabon. In all actuality my feelings are quite juxtapose to perturbation, there are no words in my vernacular to illustrate my exhilaration at the impending start of the season. |
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MyChemicalShowmance |
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So here I am taking time out of my busy schedule to let you and maybe a few other people know that Survivor: Gabon's convoluted form of expression not only fails to lend credibility to its views but also fails to contradict my views. Here's my side of the story: No one likes being attacked by devious, self-absorbed maniacs. Even worse, Survivor: Gabon exploits our fear of those attacks -- which it claims will evolve one day into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks -- as a pretext to offer hatred with a pseudo-intellectual gloss. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that Survivor: Gabon's possession-obsessed comments leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children its enemies? Unfortunately, I can't give a complete answer to that question in this limited space. But I can tell you that I am reminded of the quote, "I must put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity if we are fully to appreciate the entire menace represented by deluded mythomaniacs." This comment is not as hidebound as it seems because we can't stop Survivor: Gabon overnight. It takes time, patience and experience to launch an all-out ideological attack against the forces of irrationalism. It is irresponsible to accept everything at face value -- and Survivor: Gabon knows it. If you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong. The next time Survivor: Gabon decides to deny citizens the ability to become informed about the destruction that it is capable of, it should think to itself, cui bono? -- who benefits? You might have heard the story that Survivor: Gabon once agreed to help us challenge its presumptuous assumptions about merit. No one has located the document in which Survivor: Gabon said that. No one has identified when or where Survivor: Gabon said that. That's because it never said it. As you might have suspected, Survivor: Gabon thinks I'm trying to say that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles. Wait! I just heard something. Oh, never mind; it's just the sound of the point zooming way over Survivor: Gabon's head. Survivor: Gabon can fool some of the people all of the time. It can fool all of the people some of the time. But it can't fool all of the people all of the time. I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why I hate Survivor: Gabon to my very bone marrow. My peers aver that this hasn't sat well with drossy freeloaders. While this is obviously true, I believe we must add that Survivor: Gabon wants to be the one who determines what information we have access to. Yet it is also a big proponent of a particularly closed-minded form of hedonism. Do you see something wrong with that picture? What I see is that I don't know what makes Survivor: Gabon think that it has achieved sainthood. Maybe it's been sipping cuckoo juice. The fact of the matter is that by refusing to act, by refusing to foster mutual understanding, we are giving Survivor: Gabon the power to impede the free flow of information. And there you have it. In legal terminology, Survivor: Gabon is guilty of suppressio veri or "concealment of truth". |
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Paris Hilton |
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My cat's breath smells like catfood!
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Povertys Pee Water |
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I can see Russia from my house!
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RageBot |
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Paris Hilton wrote: So does mine! :o |
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jhaphet |
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MyChemicalShowmance wrote:Is that you Scout? |
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Survivaholic |
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Paris Hilton wrote: <3333333 Ralph Wiggum :) |
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