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MyChemicalShowmance

Onion HATE Thread - 4/4 ROTTED!! Obituary on Page 8

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(09/26/08 01:39 PM)

Viva la removeaducion!
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Fuckin bullshit. Who the fuck names their alliance after a retarded vegetable?

** See Page 5 for hilarious updates now that the center of the onion has been eaten alive.

Last Edited By: MyChemicalShowmance 12/05/08 09:08 AM. Edited 9 times.

WiscBadger95

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(09/26/08 01:47 PM)

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Perhaps they named it after the satirical newspaper ...

healthysurvivorobsession

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(09/26/08 01:53 PM)

every time he mentioned it I wanted to scream shut up. I hope this won't continue far into the season....

MyChemicalShowmance

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(09/26/08 01:56 PM)

Marcus: "This is an onion and it's like ... okay, ... here we go."
Charlie: "Liek LOLZ, I soooo wanna lick the onion so hard in my mouth and taste its sweet sweeeeeeeeet center... *clapping hands* YAYYYZZ I teh mastermind... <3 Eliza!!"
Corinne: "I want the onion to make everyone cry. I'm such a bitch. Look at me. Bitch Bitch Bitch. Me."
Jacquieaux: "..."

54321blastoff

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(09/26/08 01:56 PM)

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The Alliance members minus Charlie are fine and I like this group but the name's got to go. It's supposed to be all metaphorical and deep but that Onion and Layers comparison is one of the most cliche, uncreative ones out there.

I like Marcus and the Supremes better.

Bobby Jon goes apeshit

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(09/26/08 02:00 PM)

Isn't it more like "Marcus and his fangirls" anyway?

MyChemicalShowmance

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(09/26/08 02:06 PM)

ONION = Africa mall rat alliance of Silas / Brandon / Lindsey / Kim P

Hopefully they get axed early by a tribal switch.

Survi Potamus

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(09/26/08 02:14 PM)

I could have sworn someone in an earlier season used this same analogy, Guatemala maybe. Not to this extent though, I'd hate to see what he and Charlie would do w/ other veggies.

MyChemicalShowmance

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(09/26/08 03:09 PM)

Survi Potamus wrote:
I could have sworn someone in an earlier season used this same analogy, Guatemala maybe. Not to this extent though, I'd hate to see what he and Charlie would do w/ other veggies.

I'm sure Danielle would have been all over the Carrots and Oats alliance.

Sole Survivor Genius

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(09/26/08 03:13 PM)

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Alliance rename: Onion Alliance is now the Bareback Alliance

platinumtlc

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(09/26/08 03:16 PM)

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Viva la removeaducion!
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This alliance stinks. HA.

SuperJude

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(09/26/08 04:12 PM)

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It's the most obscure tribe name yet. I'm waiting for somebody to suggest the parfait alliance.

-SJ™

PrettyGoodYear1988

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(09/26/08 04:17 PM)

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Alliance Ranking

Casaya 6 > Tracy/Kathy/Chet >> Samburu Mall Rats >>> Malakal Couples >>>> Moto 5 >>>>> Four Horsemen >>>>>> Onion

Crappysucks

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(09/26/08 04:19 PM)

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This alliance blows.

SuperJude

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(09/26/08 04:19 PM)

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No, no, Onion is a stupid name but they far superceed anything the 4 Horsemen ever did. Already. Just for having hot chicks in the alliance!

They are what could have been in Cook Islands if they'd done better casting and not cast that pack of douchebags.

-SJ™

Dictatorship

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(09/26/08 04:21 PM)

Best alliance name ever. <3

WB, Jude!

SuperJude

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(09/26/08 04:31 PM)

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But...I haven't actually gone anywhere o.o

If the Professor gets in on this alliance, I'm sold, FTW.

-SJ™

SurvivorArctic

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(09/26/08 04:41 PM)

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OMFG!!!!!!! SJ!!!!!! YAY!

SuperJude

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(09/26/08 04:47 PM)

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SurvivorArctic wrote:
OMFG!!!!!!! SJ!!!!!! YAY!

Just remember, I'm more dedicated than EVER to hating every single cast member out there, so I'll probably accuse your fave of goat rape or something at some point this season

-SJ™

SurvivorArctic

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(09/26/08 04:49 PM)

Not a team player