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lola, i didn't change anything except those 2 sentences about armpits and dirty hands and fix a typo. but here it is again if you want to see it:

Dear Jerry,

I felt compelled to write you a letter after watching this season of 'Big Brother.' I'm a Houstonian too. But I've actually lived in the city (inside the Loop) for almost 40 years. When I heard 2 people from this area would be on the show, which I have watched faithfully for all 10 seasons, I was very excited.

It didn't take long for my excitement to turn to disappointment in your case. As an older man with children, grandchildren and great grandchildren, I was pretty appalled at your behavior pretty early on. You seemed to be obsessed with the young women and their 'bodies.' In fact, you were pretty obsessed with everyone's body----poor Dan will now know how you mocked his physique, even though this is a guy who runs, eats healthy and is guilty of one thing only, as far as I can tell: he's not fat. Is that a crime?

You spent a lot of time bragging on your own body, that's for sure. But except for your arms, I wouldn't say you have much to brag about. You have an enormous gut and your dietary habits are mind boggling to me, especially since you've had coronary bypass surgery. Peanut butter, butter and salt sandwiches? Really? Does your cardiac surgeon have any idea how hard you work at undoing all he's done for you? While not dietary exactly, I must add that hearing about your 12-beer-a-day Thursdays, all done while you are operating a car on public thoroughfares is pretty alarming. I hope you don't kill some innocent family while visiting all those bars, but it certainly won't be shocking if you do.

You participated in conversations that made the feed viewers very queasy. Like telling Keesha you could 'imagine her masturbating.' Is that really what you want your family to hear you saying to a young woman? Did you think it was funny? It was disgusting. In fact, many things you said to the women was beyond disgusting. You told Renny she was Keesha's maid? Renny was YOUR maid. And the best compliment you ever gave her was that she managed to make the food you had available 'palatable.' I can promise you there's not a cook alive that would see that as a compliment. I certainly know SHE didn't, because she said so many times. You treat women in general in a very condescending, patronizing manner. I guess you learned that from the Korean prostitute you bought yourself for a month. Somehow, I'm pretty sure that's another woman who has no fond memories of her time with you.

Your treatment of everyone in that house was pretty despicable, actually. You kept saying you didn't talk trash about people. Did you forget calling Keesha a 'cunt'? Did you forget saying 'my dick can't be controlled by that pussy?' Do you remember saying she had 'saggy tits'? Do you remember calling Libra a 'colored girl?' You're not only a sexist, you're a racist. Did it get you hot watching April and Ollie have sex? Yes, they're disgusting pigs for doing that for the cameras which picked up every sex session they had, but did you have to watch approvingly while they did it right next to you? Did you really have to make sure the feed watchers know that your 'dick still gets hard?' I know you're old, but I don't believe you could possibly have forgotten you said those things. I certainly never will, and neither will the legions of BB fans who heard you say all those things and grew to loathe you.

Let's talk about Dan. Dan may be the most decent, kindest person who every played this game and won. He was a genius and the rest of you were imbeciles compared to him. No matter how you swaggered and insulted him, no matter how great you thought your long-winded POV speech was, Dan never let you rattle him. Me---I would have punched your lights out. Dan tolerated you and he forgave you. He also used you brilliantly when he and Memphis decided to keep you around because you were so bad at competitions, they knew they could easily dispose of you at the end. You were the goat, Jerry. You didn't stick that long because you were a good player. They allowed you to stay so they could cut you at the end. Memphis was never taking you. Never. It was always him and Dan to the end.

Your own so-called alliance couldn't stand you. Ollie said he couldn't get away from you. April asked him to help her keep from losing it when you incessantly followed them around and bored them to death with your stories and your little speeches: 'This next HOH is really important.' "Whoever wins this POV controls the game." And let's not forget all the misinformation you spread around freely. For someone who claims to have been an avid viewer, your knowledge of how the game went and past seasons was abysmal. You were the worst houseguest ever cast on this show. Even Cowboy was better than you. Hell, even Chicken George, who's a mental defective, was a superior player to you.

Let's move on to your 'shtick' for getting on the show. You're a veteran and you support the troops. Ok, big deal. Jerry, you typed during the Korean War. The closest you got to bodily harm was suffering a paper cut. You put in your time and you got out. You are not a hero. You are nowhere close to that. And your added 'shtick' using your poor wife's illness to garner sympathy was the lowest any man could sink to. If you were so concerned and worried about dear Joanne, why did you leave her for 3 months? HOW could you leave her for 3 months? Is your ego just so enormous that realizing your 'dream' was more important to you than spending every minute you could with her in your declining years? After watching you, I can only hope that those 3 months were a 'dream' for her too, just not having you around to cook and clean for, when she clearly needs someone to do those things for HER.

In closing, let me just tell you one more thing. You have no fans. You had the longest hate thread of any houseguest this season on Survivor Sucks, the best message board on the internet about BB and other reality shows. I hate to break it to you, but your phone call from your family? Alison Grodner gave that to you. She did it to manipulate your editing on the show---which was entirely too kind and everyone who had the live feeds knows it. If ANYBODY liked you, it had to be TV viewers only, because the feedwatchers were onto you from the first week. Grodner wanted her 'Hallmark moment' for the show and she gave you that phone call. I promise you the viewers would never have voted for you to receive it and Grodner was merely trying to save her extremely bad casting choice (you) and attempt to make you look sympathetic. It was pretty funny, I must admit, hearing that your daughter urged you to just come home. She obviously heard some of the things you said on 'Big Brother After Dark' and realized you were making a complete fool of yourself and you were never going to win. You should have listened to her. And as for the America's Choice at the finale, in no way do I believe you came in second. I think Alison Grodner was embarrassed by you and your actions, and threw you a second bone by telling you that. You were the most UNpopular houseguest of the season, you were ridiculed by columnists and bloggers all over the internet, and your name will go down in infamy. At least Dick on season 8 owned what he did and said. And he'd say it to your face, too. He didn't claim to be honorable to your face and then call you a 'cunt' behind your back. No, that was your specialty.

So just go away, Jerry, and take your nasty, hairless armpits with you. Fade into the sunset. Take care of your wife as her health gets worse. Be a real man and take care of HER for a change. Apologize to your family for the shameful things you said. You might want to explain that short marriage to your children since they already heard about it on the live feeds for the first time. Stop enabling your 50-year old, deadbeat son, for God's sake. He's a grown man and he's a loser. Let him fail on his own. Your efforts have failed and you can't fix him---he's broken. You probably helped break him, but you can't repair it with money. I'd think the 'hundreds of thousands' of dollars you've already watched him piss away would have proven that to you. Enjoy what life you have left. Stop drinking and driving. Stop being an asshole. Wash your hands, for Christ's sake, after you use the bathroom. Stop blowing your own horn and pay some real attention to the people around you, instead of just talking about yourself. Be happy you got to live your 'dream' and spend 3 months on "Big Brother' and move on. And I'll also be happy, now that I've gotten this off my chest, that I can now get over suffering through 3 months of you.

I'm happy to sign my real name to this letter because nothing I've said can hold a candle to the things I heard you say all summer. Bye, jerk.