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TOP CHEF 5 NY--It's not Top Chef, it's Top Pussy!
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Posts: 2 (10/17/08 5:18 AM) |
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 2544 (10/17/08 8:59 AM) |
All the guys are ugly as sin. Patrick's only 21 and balding wtf? holy shit really?! I was about to say he was hot for like...30.  thats pretty tragic. Hes still the best looking out of all of them.
Speaking of hot Top Cheftestants, I saw Spike a week or two ago again. <3 He definitely looks better with his hat repertoire on though. |
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stinkycheese |
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Posts: 3 (10/17/08 10:50 AM) |
Here are my snap judgements on appearance:
Alex --  @ the
pants and hat. Has a bit of a John Leguizamo vibe going on.
Ariane -- Is she from Jersey? I couldn't tell.
Carla -- Mmmmmm....look at those legs. Hot. She looks like Tracee Ellis Ross (Joan from Girlfriends) Danny -- He looks like he's a slob. Fabio -- Prototype of the Italian player. Look like he rides into work on a Ducatti with a cigarette hanging from his lips. Gene -- Has a Pharrell thing going on. The B-boy chef. Hosea -- He looks like one of those guys that is smart, but a tad annoying. Clearly looks like he could pound some beers. Jamie -- Nerdy hot, though I suspect she's not doing anyone on "my team." Jeanine Garofalo with a side towel and tongs. Jeff -- Ho hum. Trying a little too hard with the jeans and the boots. Giranimals chic. Jill -- Hot! Again with the long legs. She's got some big feet. Lauren -- Trying just a bit too hard. The hat doesn't mean you're profound.
Leah --Hot! All day, all night. She looks naughty! Melissa -- Nice smile, and chop cut bangs (can women have bowl cuts?) Patrick -- I'm a little suspicious of the dudes on TC who wear ties. They are usually a bit obnoxious. Radhika -- Cute. She likes to crochet huh? Richard -- Seems cool. Looks like he will always be tugging on clothes that just don't fit his body. Stefan -- He's screaming "I'm too sexy for this you, this chef coat, jeans, flip flops and this show!" Could be cool or a dick. |
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Posts: 5246 (10/17/08 10:57 AM) Registered user |
E Moch wrote:- Indian chick who may or may not turn her nose up at every challenge, claiming that she only wants to make Indian food. - Danny may be our Gross Fat Guy Who Sweats All Over The Food. - Tattoo Chick Looks like we're missing the Mom With No Formal Training Who Thinks She's Got The Goods Just Because Her Kids Love Her Food. Oh, and Melissa's a man, baby.
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Heliox |
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Posts: 1132 (10/17/08 12:27 PM) |
Carla a lesbian? Her video says she's married with a stepkid. Where do you get that she's a lesbian? Several of the guys, Rich and Patrick, talk openly about being gay in their videos--if that really matters.sigh, just relax.. it was a joke about Lesbians only wear sensible shoes, and people were talking about the fact she was the only one wearing flat shoes. And after the blowouts and drama caused by the lesbians last year I was making reference to their absence this year. |
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Posts: 1100 (10/17/08 12:46 PM) Registered user |
The way these contestants are all dressed, Bravo is going to have to rename the show and call it "Top Clown".
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stinkycheese |
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Posts: 4 (10/17/08 1:34 PM) |
Heliox wrote: Point taken. I'll make an effort to untwist my knickers. 
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seltzer3 |
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Posts: 920 (10/23/08 6:33 PM) Registered User |
Anyone watching the contestant interviews online?
Richard is cracking me up. He keeps on talking about how he has a crush on Tom Collichio. What is your culinary boner? Richard: Tom Collichio feeding me grapes.
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Drew B |
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Posts: 3960 (10/23/08 6:47 PM) Registered User |
- Indian chick who may or may not turn her nose up at every challenge, claiming that she only wants to make Indian food. But that was a "Next Food Network Star" archetype, not "Top Chef"... Right? |
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 2876 (11/04/08 7:10 PM) Registered User |
I just read that one of the challenges was to make Thnaksgiving Dinner for the Foo Fighters.
That alone gets me watching this |
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stinkycheese |
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Posts: 5 (11/08/08 8:59 AM) |
The season starts in a few days. Any predictions? Who are your top picks? Any dark horses? Who do you think will be the
first people to go home?
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CoconutPhone |
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Posts: 15020 (11/08/08 10:38 AM) Registered user |
I haven't really looked at the profiles or anything yet. I'd rather wait to watch at least the first ep. before making any calls.
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mrsshoe |
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Posts: 233 (11/09/08 11:05 PM) Registered user |
Drew B wrote:Stefan looks like the pompous "innovative" KNOW IT ALL guy. |
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chuckersil |
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Posts: 712 (11/10/08 2:43 AM) |
Snap Judgements:
Alex: I talk tough, act tough, and my food is tough. But, I am cool because I wear red sneakers. Fuck you. Ariane: Confused - doesn't know if she wants to be a lesbain or not. She might actually be able to cook. Carla: Oh wow.. I have truly seen my first living muppet. I expect to see Frank Oz's hand up her ass. She could double as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's other assistant. Danny: Ummm. whu? huh? I can stir things. Fabio: With a name like Fabio, I have to be hot.. err.. good. Gene: Go away you little bald freak... if you sing on the show, I will kill you (Wizit redux) Hosea: Gay, gay, gay, gay, and gay. (At least, I hope so.. but the "pretty pretty princess pose" kinda leans toward me being right.) Jamie: She even has a man's name.. no more need be said. Jeff: I am hotter than Sam (or so I think) Jill: I don't know why, but I like her on first sight.. I bet she's a "MomChef" and will have wonderful ideas for kiddies and family meals. Lauren: Move over Bada-Bing Betty, there's a new wanna-be Bitch MILF in town. Lean: Like, Omigod, I'm soooo cute! And I can cook too! Sorta.. I sometimes burn the salad. Melissa: Tell me that wasn't once a man.... Patrick: May be cute.. or may have a serious Napoleon complex. Radhika: Totally useless and everyone will pronounce her name wrong... except Padma. Richard: I would SO do him. Seriously. Hot Bearman. I hope he lives up to my expectations of lust. I don't care if he can cook. Stefan: If someone takes the whisk out of his ass, he may smile and show a personality. |
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 2945 (11/11/08 10:19 PM) Registered User |
Foo Fighters to guest-judge on 'Top Chef'Nov 11, 2008, 07:35 PM | by Shirley Halperin Categories: Music, Television, TV Biz
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Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 3010 (11/11/08 10:51 PM) Registered User |
chuckersil wrote:Get. In. Line. Even though you live much closer to him, and technically have a better chance of stalking him than I do. I'm friends online with someone who he works with, who passed along my wishes to have sexy time with him. I'm still waiting to hear back, but still...
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Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 3011 (11/11/08 10:53 PM) Registered User |
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NeonTetra67 |
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Posts: 5315 (11/12/08 2:05 AM) Registered user |
This girl looks like Coach Hines from MadTV  
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victalac |
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Posts: 1479 (11/12/08 7:53 AM) Registered user |
I know her type. Hope the producers make her where a net over her muff!
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McWolcott |
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Posts: 9614 (11/12/08 8:59 AM) The Real American Psycho |
I like Fabio's bio, and YAY! on the Foo Fighters.
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As we learned during our visit with with the Foo Fighters last summer, Dave Grohl is no stranger to the kitchen. The Foos' frontman - and soon to be father of two -
proudly displayed a secret recipe he called Dr. G's Strip Steak at a barbeque to celebrate the band's latest album, 2007's Echoes,
Silence, Patience & Grace. And now, EW.com hears, he'll make an appearance on Top Chef this season.
The episode, titled "Foo Fighters' Thanksgiving," will find the remaining culinary contestants trying to impress the Grammy Award-winning rock
band at a tour stop in Rochester, New York (restaurateur Grant Achatz, who was recently named 2008's Best Chef by the James Beard Foundation, serves as
guest judge). It's scheduled to air Nov. 26. In the meantime, those looking for a fresh Foos fix can give thanks to the makers of the video game
Rock Band. All tracks from the band's seminal 1997 album, The Colour and the Shape, have been made
available for download (and play) starting today.
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