TOP CHEF 5 NY--It's not Top Chef, it's Top Pussy!

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iismepeter		#1261	[-]
Posts: 3044 (01/15/09 12:36 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Umm...no comments about the "I just want to have unprotected sex with the lamb" comment from Toby Young!?!?!?
seaguy		#1262	[-]
Posts: 13628 (01/15/09 1:44 AM) AI Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WOOHOO Carla & Fabio last another week! Nice. Next we should get rid of what's her name who should have gone tonight.
Halo8		#1263	[-]
Posts: 545 (01/15/09 2:18 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That was a BS elimination IMO. While Ariane was never going to get far in the first place, she shouldn't have been eliminated this episode especially when the judges kept getting on Radhika's case for not contributing, but they allowed Leah to stay. They even acknowledged that Leah allowed Ariane to take the fall for the team and basically put her out there. If anything, should have been a double elimination with Leah going as well. She did nothing and screwed up the easiest part of preparing the meat. Hosea cooked potatoes?! Wow! Such an accomplishment. Toby Young's comment about unprotected sex with the lamb....funny, but kinda awkward at the same time. Bestiality much? I lol'd @ Fabio describing his team perfectly, "No Indian, no overthinking, and no Italian," loved the part about overthinking because that is exactly what Jeff's flaw is. Always trying to do too much, but at least he saved the team with fried green tomatoes. Stefan seems to be getting aroused at pissing off Jamie.
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#1264	[-]
Posts: 928 (01/15/09 2:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ariane went home b/c she overseasoned something. If it was the opposite way around and she won the challenge I doubt people would care Leah didn't do anything.
Naked Paul		#1265	[-]
Posts: 50 (01/15/09 2:49 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	drawrein wrote: Phuz1 wrote: Good riddance to that suck-up Jersey trash. She was a condescending cunt who talked to the judges and the camera as though she were addressing a kindergarten class, when she was a shrill shill. Remember how she had to use the Diet Dr Pepper in that challenge, and she had to mention that she was from Jersey with Martha? She was doing that kind of cheap posturing all season. She can take her tomato salad, her deviled eggs and her cauliflower puree and get the fuck off my TV. Yay! AMEN!! I was actually excited during the judges table over the possibility that this annoying hack is finally going to get off my TV, and keeping my fingers crossed that it wasn't a tease. Thank the culinary god!!!! Next, I'll be fine with Josea, Leah, or Radhika getting the boot. X Jamie <3 <3 <3 I don't think she's the biatch Bravo makes her out to be.
The Smoking Nun		#1266	[-]
Posts: 2044 (01/15/09 5:49 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So, the Meat Queen fucked up the meat, but the judges wanted to blame Hosea and Leah? And that bimbo Padma wanted to let "Aryan" slide because she felt sorry for her? I'm glad they came to their senses and got rid of that obnoxious housefrau. I couldn't stand to listen to her honking for another week. Hopefully another woman will go next week (but not Carla.)
CatNamedRudy		#1267	[-]
Posts: 2860 (01/15/09 6:21 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote: Arianne deserved to go. This isn't Top Lamb Tie its Top Chef. Arianne's seasoning was overpowerful. If that's the criteria than Fabio should have gone. His pesto sauce overpowered the pork sausage in the ravioli. (could that sentence possibly BE any more sexual sounding?)
victalac		#1268	[-]
Posts: 1672 (01/15/09 7:04 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Agree! This is Top Chef, not Top Bald German with a Rooster stuck up his Ass.
Taniwha Is Waiting		#1269	[-]
Posts: 2371 (01/15/09 7:19 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Stefan giggling over saying cock was the first time I've found him even a little bit endearing - but only a little bit. Being unyielding when you have immunity is shitty, but it sounded like he compromised in the end. I felt bad for Carla, stuck in the middle of those two. I think she ended up just doing her dessert and staying out of their way, and she could have suffered for that if their team lost, and it looked like she didn't contribute enough. Boo to them for blocking her chi! I was afraid Jeff was going early on when he was shown talking again after several weeks of invisibility. Like I said, I'm not really sure why I like him. He's dry - I think he may have a clever personality, they're just not showing it. Yea, I know - if he did, they would, right? I had to laugh at them showing him shirtless yet again. That was a tough Quickfire. I was impressed with what some of them came up with, and was glad that Jamie got called out for her shit on a shingle. Ariane's thing also looked like ass. I was laughing at how many times they said "Spam" like it was some succulent ingredient. I kept expecting a chorus of Vikings to come in and start singing...
dankb		#1270	[-]
Posts: 43 (01/15/09 8:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Next week's preview of Leah and Hosea.... Ewwww! Why does it have to be two ugly people having a romance on the show? I'd rather watch Jamie and Stefan making out.
azcanadienne		#1271	[-]
Posts: 2730 (01/15/09 8:14 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well, the general public is calling bullshit on last night's boot This is from the Bravo TopChef website Which member of Team Lamb deserved to go home? Ariane - 13% (408 votes) Hosea - 16% (485 votes) Leah - 71% (2178 votes) I never thought Ariane had a chance of winning the show, but I'm still not convinced that was the right choice last night
drinkinghotchocolate		#1272	[-]
Posts: 30632 (01/15/09 8:38 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Definitely complete BS. Leah and Hosea totally snowed her, and got away with it. But then again - oh well. This is Ariane, after all. One of my favorite comments of the night was at panel, about Ariane "Yeah, but she CAN'T COOK"
McWolcott		#1273	[-]
Posts: 10153 (01/15/09 8:38 AM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Awesome! Now Leah and Radhika can go and all will be well in chef-land for me. Fabio, Stefan and Carla for final 3!
downtown somewhere in Texas		#1274	[-]
Posts: 1422 (01/15/09 8:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I warmed up to Stefan a bit last night. especially when he made himself laugh over the cock joke. it's obvious he relishes being an ass. and I my eyes sparkled and I had my cousin oliver moment when Fabio said "bread them, rais-ed them, keeled them." can not wait for my recap. Leah could've gone home, but Ariene will do fine. I like Hosea and I like when him and Stefan square off at times. battle of the baldies. Leah at least will provide cover for my faves, Fabio & Carla -- I just don't see them going to the finals. I think the f2 will be Jaime & Stefan. can't decide on the 3rd, Hosea or Radhika maybe.
zippityboomboom		#1275	[-]
Posts: 7589 (01/15/09 9:06 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Taniwha Is Waiting wrote: I was afraid Jeff was going early on when he was shown talking again after several weeks of invisibility. Like I said, I'm not really sure why I like him. He's dry - I think he may have a clever personality, they're just not showing it. Yea, I know - if he did, they would, right? I had to laugh at them showing him shirtless yet again. I'm liking him more and more each week. I was happy that he was at the top in the quickfire. I loved how he was all "oh crap" at seeing all those canned foods. He's so serious about everything.
suckshardcore		#1276	[-]
Posts: 16459 (01/15/09 9:12 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are Leah and Hosea going to kiss or something next week, I have seen the previews? Slut and manwhore if it's true though since they both already said they have boyfriend/girlfriend at home.
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#1277	[-]
Posts: 931 (01/15/09 9:44 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The only reason Fabio didn't go home was b/c overall as a team he won. The lamb team had a bad go all the way around and the lamb was the worst part of the meal. Its funny, Arianne gets her first win b/c of lamb and gets eliminated for it. She took credit for something she didn't do and got booted for the same.
Kenscookie		#1278	[-]
Posts: 5371 (01/15/09 10:08 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Phuz1 wrote: Good riddance to that suck-up Jersey trash. She was a condescending cunt who talked to the judges and the camera as though she were addressing a kindergarten class, when she was a shrill shill. Remember how she had to use the Diet Dr Pepper in that challenge, and she had to mention that she was from Jersey with Martha? She was doing that kind of cheap posturing all season. She can take her tomato salad, her deviled eggs and her cauliflower puree and get the fuck off my TV. Yay!
drawrein		#1279	[-]
Posts: 430 (01/15/09 11:25 AM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	azcanadienne wrote: Well, the general public is calling bullshit on last night's boot This is from the Bravo TopChef website Which member of Team Lamb deserved to go home? Ariane - 13% (408 votes) Hosea - 16% (485 votes) Leah - 71% (2178 votes) I never thought Ariane had a chance of winning the show, but I'm still not convinced that was the right choice last night I wonder if these were the same people who participated in the poll during the show, the one where they asked which team accomplished the most - the lamb team received most of the votes.
Halo8		#1280	[-]
Posts: 550 (01/15/09 11:28 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	zippityboomboom wrote: Taniwha Is Waiting wrote: I was afraid Jeff was going early on when he was shown talking again after several weeks of invisibility. Like I said, I'm not really sure why I like him. He's dry - I think he may have a clever personality, they're just not showing it. Yea, I know - if he did, they would, right? I had to laugh at them showing him shirtless yet again. I'm liking him more and more each week. I was happy that he was at the top in the quickfire. I loved how he was all "oh crap" at seeing all those canned foods. He's so serious about everything. I like Jeff as well, but I really hope he is not the executive chef for the restaurant challenge. He can either be incredibly successful or fall in a burst of flames. He has a tendency to overthink and do way too much. Thinking outside of the box is good, but it can be detrimental when you don't know how to balance it.....like Eugene for example. So much for Hosea and Leah having a boyfriend and girlfriend outside of the show.

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