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Why are children so spacially unaware? |
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Posts: 3384 (10/06/08 08:03 PM) Demanding little fucker |
They are always darting or wandering in front of you without noticing that they are inches from being knocked over or trampled.
Shouldn't smaller creatures be more aware of larger creatures? I'm pretty sure I'd be careful to avoid crashing into ogres, dinosaurs or naa. |
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Posts: 1030 (10/06/08 08:10 PM) I'm not drunk
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Small creatures don't bother with bullshit. If a piece of furniture or a careless person is in their path, knocking them over is easier than going around.
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Posts: 1031 (10/06/08 08:17 PM) Registered user |
It is God™'s way of preventing them from seeing the truth
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9969 (10/06/08 08:19 PM) this won't end well.
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they look to us for protection.
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Loki |
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Posts: 15866 (10/06/08 08:20 PM) Monkey tamer |
God is a trademark now? I would have thought the Dali Llama would have been the first victim of consumerism.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3385 (10/06/08 08:22 PM) Demanding little fucker |
Dali Llamaland shut down in 2003.
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Loki |
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Posts: 15867 (10/06/08 08:23 PM) Monkey tamer |
yeah but Dali Llama the musical is still GOLD in Japan
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 21748 (10/06/08 08:24 PM) MESS member |
not Tibet?
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3386 (10/06/08 08:32 PM) Demanding little fucker |
I'm equally confused about jackrabbits and cars. I know nature doesn't have large mobile metal objects, per se, but shouldn't instinct cause you to
run in the opposite direction of a large object coming toward you at 70 mph- and not charge in a suicidal path directly in front of said object?
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Loki |
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Posts: 15868 (10/06/08 08:38 PM) Monkey tamer |
the Japanese are way more trendy.
what about a moose that just walks into an oncoming car? |
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Posts: 3388 (10/06/08 08:39 PM) Demanding little fucker |
Moose have horns, so I can understand their collision minded hubris.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 3218 (10/06/08 08:40 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Or to come full circle...
small children being spacially unaware of my car tires. |
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Loki |
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Posts: 15869 (10/06/08 08:42 PM) Monkey tamer |
antlers
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3389 (10/06/08 08:42 PM) Demanding little fucker |
I bet you are always correcting people on the difference between "whore" and "slut" too.
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Loki |
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Posts: 15870 (10/06/08 08:44 PM) Monkey tamer |
duh. That would be like mixing up Eury and Shag or something
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9970 (10/06/08 08:46 PM) this won't end well.
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that would be like mixing up a five and ten dollar bill?
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3390 (10/06/08 08:46 PM) Demanding little fucker |
Anyhow, if you have horns or antlers you are allowed to charge the fuck out of stuff bigger than you. Children and non jackelope rabbits have neither.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9971 (10/06/08 08:50 PM) this won't end well.
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oooOOOOooo
loki... jackelope vs. ferret? |
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Remington Steele |
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Posts: 1928 (10/06/08 08:50 PM) |
Shagnanigans wrote:I saw a toddler try to knock over a bus today. |
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 1031 (10/06/08 08:54 PM) I'm not drunk
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Did the toddler go tharn?
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 3219 (10/06/08 08:54 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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duh. That would be like mixing up Eury and Shag or something She likes clown shoes and I like hooker... wait, no, I like clown shoes and SHE likes hook... fuck. Back to kids running into random objects? |
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