Why?
Hey, I'm quite happy with it.
Just asking.
Hey, I'm quite happy with it.
Just asking.
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"Women and Children First"
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Posts: 148 (10/07/08 01:13 AM) |
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Fucking Sucks |
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Posts: 676 (10/07/08 02:09 AM) |
I was hoping this was gonna be about the Van Halen album.
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Posts: 8721 (10/07/08 07:01 AM) Registered user |
R.Kelly's backstage plans?
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 2424 (10/07/08 09:05 AM) Registered User |
I always use that as an argument against Feminazis. "If we were on the Titanic your ass would be crawling over everyone to get on the lifeboat screaming
Women and Children first." I have a feeling it would sound like Idioteque, but without the cool music.
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 3940 (10/07/08 09:14 AM) |
I always thought it was a great idea just in case the danger was out front. Sniper on the roof top? Women and children first. Killer outside the house with a
knife? Women and children first. Strange mist with killer insects in it? Women and children first.
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Softtaco |
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Posts: 3196 (10/07/08 09:33 AM) Registered user |
So who goes first, the women or the children? I think this needs to be sorted out.
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pussycow |
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Posts: 3216 (10/07/08 09:35 AM) |
The women and children Rock, Paper, Scissor to figure out who goes first
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 3941 (10/07/08 09:36 AM) |
The women could pick up the children and both go out at the same time.
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Posts: 58528 (10/07/08 09:36 AM) Registered loser |
Actually with a sniper you want to be first, since you'll just alert him and let him be ready for the second person.
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Posts: 3397 (10/07/08 09:39 AM) Demanding little fucker |
I thought it was so the men can appreciate the women and children's asses.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58530 (10/07/08 09:41 AM) Registered loser |
Bill Paxton: "She's got an ass like a 10 year old boy."
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superguppie |
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Posts: 24449 (10/07/08 09:51 AM) Registered user |
The number one predictor of surviving a plane crash: being male. CHIVALRY IS DEAD!
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 8733 (10/07/08 09:55 AM) Registered user |
Didn't know that. Thought womenfolk could handle going down.
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superguppie |
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Posts: 24450 (10/07/08 10:02 AM) Registered user |
 It's the ONE TIME men aren't thinking about that, SWM.
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WiscBadger95 |
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Posts: 12007 (10/07/08 10:37 AM) Registered user |
Does the "women" part include mannish-looking lesbians?
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JugheadSpock |
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Posts: 32 (10/07/08 10:45 AM) |
I always thought it was a great idea just in case the danger was out front. Sniper on the roof top? Women and children first. Killer outside the house with a knife? Women and children first. Strange mist with killer insects in it? Women and children first. And landmines. Don't forget landmines. |
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 3943 (10/07/08 10:49 AM) |
One must be careful in the landmine scenario as sometimes children may not weigh enough to set them off. That's why it is imperative that the women follow
the children.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58533 (10/07/08 11:17 AM) Registered loser |
I think most kids today should be fat enough to detonate any mines.
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IFY0USEEKATE |
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Posts: 1082 (10/07/08 11:19 AM) Lost soul |
Everybody wants some!!
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 3944 (10/07/08 11:25 AM) |
Porky kids now susceptible to landmines. Just another danger resulting from childhood obesity.
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NeonTetra67 |
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Posts: 5297 (10/07/08 11:30 AM) Registered user |
Women and children are first so the men are left behind so they can do one last gay sex before the ship goes down.
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