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Posts: 2499 (10/11/08 09:26 AM) Giant shitpickle Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cheese� milk's leap toward immortality. Remove this ad What's more fun for old timers than to list their ailments, eh? Let's show those damn kiddiots how real men and women deal with the pains of life: compare stories and moan. I'll start: My vision has gotten shitty the last couple of years. No glasses yet, but I have to hold any book I'm reading a certain distance away to see it clearly. And I used to have better than 20/20 for so long... Next!
Yuku Blows Goats		#1	[-]
Posts: 23383 (10/11/08 09:28 AM) Subnicless zombie rice eater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sometimes my right hip aches.
blockhose		#2	[-]
Posts: 2500 (10/11/08 09:29 AM) Giant shitpickle Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That's cancer.
Yuku Blows Goats		#3	[-]
Posts: 23384 (10/11/08 09:30 AM) Subnicless zombie rice eater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	oh no
Buggles73		#4	[-]
Posts: 26745 (10/11/08 09:32 AM) Kid Hater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sometimes, if I stand up too quickly I pull a back muscle.
Seahawketti		#5	[-]
Posts: 656 (10/11/08 09:32 AM) Thinks Jay Leno is funny Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My left achilles tendon aches when I jog. I try stretching it out and everything, even to the point where I can crack the joint, but it still hurts. I'm so afraid I'll have an achilles blowout ala Dan Marino, then I won't be able to exercise, and then I'll get fat.
Bernard Wrangler		#6	[-]
Posts: 10071 (10/11/08 09:33 AM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	my arms got too short last year.
blondemss		#7	[-]
Posts: 10656 (10/11/08 09:35 AM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob Reply Quote More Recent Posts	i haven't any depth perception i have disc issues in my back my feet are too small
blockhose		#8	[-]
Posts: 2501 (10/11/08 09:38 AM) Giant shitpickle Reply Quote More Recent Posts	blondemss wrote: my feet are too small Is that an ailment? Do you tip over when you stand up?
blondemss		#9	[-]
Posts: 10657 (10/11/08 09:39 AM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob Reply Quote More Recent Posts	you know, sometimes i do. but i'm not an alcoholic. no, really
PassionatePiscesMan		#10	[-]
Posts: 6226 (10/11/08 09:43 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cheese� milk's leap toward immortality. Remove this ad Somethimes I have an over four-hour hardon and have to rush to the ER. Makes their day.
Seahawketti		#11	[-]
Posts: 659 (10/11/08 09:48 AM) Thinks Jay Leno is funny Reply Quote More Recent Posts	PassionatePiscesMan wrote: Somethimes I have an over four-hour hardon and have to rush to the ER. Makes their day. Lay off the viagra.
superguppie		#12	[-]
Posts: 24518 (10/11/08 10:18 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I strained my back bringing down the box of Halloween decorations. Getting old is not for the weak.
CBRetriever		#13	[-]
Posts: 21866 (10/11/08 11:27 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	too many to list and I refuse to be one of the ols timers that bores on and on about their ailments
MMMadcow		#14	[-]
Posts: 6159 (10/11/08 11:28 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I got a flu shot yesterday. My arm hurts.
PagongSchlong		#15	[-]
Posts: 4671 (10/11/08 11:41 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I fractured my heel two weeks ago. Ironically, of all the bones you have in your body, the heel takes the longest to heal.
Seahawketti		#16	[-]
Posts: 660 (10/11/08 12:19 PM) Thinks Jay Leno is funny Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MMMadcow wrote: I got a flu shot yesterday. My arm hurts. It'll only last a day. I got my flu shot Wed, and Thursday my arm hurt. By Friday, I didn't even notice it.
GoodNeighborgirl		#17	[-]
Posts: 17808 (10/11/08 12:22 PM) Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran outside last night to shoo the neighbor kids off of my lawn and hurt my arthritic knee. I was so depressed I went to bed a half hour early, 5:00pm!!! When I woke up at 4:30 this morning my knee still hurt!
Yuku Blows Goats		#18	[-]
Posts: 23386 (10/11/08 12:44 PM) Subnicless zombie rice eater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I have really low blood pressure so sometimes when I wake up in the morning I can barely get out of bed. I imagine that's what it feels like to be a zombie.
MMMadcow		#19	[-]
Posts: 6161 (10/11/08 02:49 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'll think of you tomorrow, when my arms ceases to ache. Did they use some seriously thick serum this year? Everyone who has gotten the shot so far is complaining.
itsakat		#20	[-]
Posts: 7292 (10/11/08 03:06 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cheese� milk's leap toward immortality. Remove this ad I have a catch in my git-along.

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