I just went and took a piss and for some reason it came out in 2 streams. It took me by surprise. One stream went in the toilet and one went all over the
ground. It was bad times.
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FUCK! Piss went everywhere.
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Posts: 390 (10/17/08 7:19 PM) |
Did it piss you off? Get it? Piss you off. lol
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Posts: 3979 (10/17/08 7:20 PM) Registered user |
Clean your cock Skank!
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Posts: 4867 (10/17/08 7:23 PM) Registered User |
 I fucking hate it when that shit happens.
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Posts: 25013 (10/17/08 7:41 PM) Registered user |
It wasn't shit, it was piss.
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Posts: 15192 (10/17/08 8:35 PM) super badass |
'tis the stray pube split. The chinamen say it portends good fortune.
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Posts: 10255 (10/17/08 8:38 PM) this won't end well.
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my thoughts are with you at this difficult time.
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Posts: 32332 (10/17/08 8:50 PM) Registered user |
squashthebeef wrote:Tis. OMFG. A guy asked me today if it's true what they say about the whole Asian women / horizontal thing. I said fuck no. I would have made an inside joke that there'll be no horizontal drilling if I wasn't mildly offended. |
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Posts: 10256 (10/17/08 8:54 PM) this won't end well.
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how does one work that into casual conversation?
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Posts: 32335 (10/17/08 8:59 PM) Registered user |
We were talking and watched 2 Chinese guys walk in in their uniforms. To fix a machinery. He leaned over and asked. He's a rig pig.
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Posts: 58885 (10/17/08 9:02 PM) Registered loser |
So if you guys saw a tall building he'd offer to show you his penis?
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Posts: 32336 (10/17/08 9:08 PM) Registered user |
Oh, and he started talking about BUSH saying that he's used to the 70's/80's where the women are hairy. I told him that's nasty. He's in his 40's and I thought he'd be perfect for PeePee. |
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Posts: 5423 (10/17/08 9:15 PM) Registered User |
OMFG. A guy asked me today if it's true what they say about the whole Asian women / horizontal thing. I said fuck no. I don't even know what that means ... do I want to? |
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Unless you pissed outside, you pissed on the floor not the ground.
If your last name is Flinstone, carry on. |
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Posts: 1517 (10/17/08 10:13 PM) Registered user |
In my not-so-classy times, I pissed and puked on some random persons lawn.
Yes, I was extremely drunk... on Southern Comfort none-the-less. I'm never ever drinking SoCo again. |
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Posts: 152 (10/17/08 10:21 PM) |
I told you to never cross the streams.
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Posts: 194 (10/17/08 10:31 PM) Registered User |
Don't panic. An ambulance is on the way.
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StarRider wrote: True |
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