Thank god the Chinese showed up or yesterday could possibly have killed many a Sucksters desire to post here. There is of course the cool, fun,
Flaming-wood-esque mocking nature of this place which is a part of the local humor but then there what happened the last couple days, which was an abject
"fuck you" to everybody who posts here and actually enjoys this place.
I speak of the "Gay" threads of course. So I did a little research and it's interesting what I've found.
All those threads, many started by such notable Sucksters as Charlienino rules, I Believe You Have My Stapler, keeshit is a cunt, bakedbeans and applesauce and iluvbbsofun. Who ever said we have a ghostie problem here?
We also have 3 threads started by a troll so fucking lame nobody has, in my years here, ever mentioned them when they talk about the great trolls.
Merely, responsible for the Ken, Chet and Todd "Gay" threads.
Here is a breakdown from the last 4 pages of Sucks with notes!
Is Charlie Gay - iluvbbsofun. Ghostie or n00b, who cares, fuck off twat.
Is Bob Gay - TheEasyOne. I'm guessing n00b, so please fuck off as well.
Is Matty Gay - I Believe You Have My Stapler. Obvious ghostie. If only I could ban people.
Is Crystal Gay - The Muffin Man. Seems like a regular but since I have no idea, I assume they are a ghostie. FOAD shithead, you're on my retard list for the season.
***This has been amended because Muffin Man was also the one who unearthed the Chinese Sucks, thus far outweighing his earlier transgression**
***This is now in question as it seems platininumtlc may have been the first Suckster to find the Chinese Sucks site, but as this information came WAYYYY after the glow of the Chinese Invasion had faded, I question the importance***
Is Marcus Gay - Keeshit is a cunt. Yet another piece of shit ghostie. Please, admins, just allow me 3 IP bans per month!
Is Truck Gay - khnum. Too much of a self centered douchebag to care whether or not he added to the wretchedness. I guess he gets a pass because nobody else seems to notice what an asshole this guy is.
Is Jason Gay - Jenny Du Jour. I think this was started last season as an honest question. This gets a pass.
Is Earl Gay - RupertsScrotum. Too drunk or stupid or both to comprehend his error, which was interestingly the same excuse he used down in OT when he posted something he shouldn't have. Hmmmm...
Is Coby Gay - Charlienino rules. Ghostie, obviously.
Is Brian Gay - bakedbeans and applesauce. Redundant, isn't it?
Is Todd Gay - Merely. Troll.
Is Chet Gay - Merely. Troll.
Is Ken Gay - Merely. Troll.
Is Bob77 Gay - Dr Will Hatch 2.0. Troll/ghostie/piece of dogshit I wish would stop posting here.
Is Randy Gay - ColbyProbst. Yet another famous Suckster! No, I kid. Ghostie...
Is Bob Gay - Onrider. I "think" this is a n00b but who the fuck knows?
Is Dan Gay - gravenwraith. Ghostie, as proven 2 seasons ago.
Yep. This is the cast of characters you have to thank for trying to fuck this forum. At least they were defeated for the moment by the Chinese.
I say again, thank GOD for the Chinese!
ADDENDUM
Since then, our issue has now floated over to unoriginal posters flooding the place with "EAT YO RICE", regardless of pertinence or how absolutely annoying it already is.
Thus far our primary offenders have been:
kangaroowhateverthefuck
platinumtlc **See Addendum Above Concerning Which Suckster Found The Chinese Sucks**
Mr. Plum
I'll do some research but holy fucking shit I never realized how many useless twats this place really had. It almost feels like OT and that, folks, is NOT a good thing.
-SJ™
I speak of the "Gay" threads of course. So I did a little research and it's interesting what I've found.
All those threads, many started by such notable Sucksters as Charlienino rules, I Believe You Have My Stapler, keeshit is a cunt, bakedbeans and applesauce and iluvbbsofun. Who ever said we have a ghostie problem here?
We also have 3 threads started by a troll so fucking lame nobody has, in my years here, ever mentioned them when they talk about the great trolls.
Merely, responsible for the Ken, Chet and Todd "Gay" threads.
Here is a breakdown from the last 4 pages of Sucks with notes!
Is Charlie Gay - iluvbbsofun. Ghostie or n00b, who cares, fuck off twat.
Is Bob Gay - TheEasyOne. I'm guessing n00b, so please fuck off as well.
Is Matty Gay - I Believe You Have My Stapler. Obvious ghostie. If only I could ban people.
Is Crystal Gay - The Muffin Man. Seems like a regular but since I have no idea, I assume they are a ghostie. FOAD shithead, you're on my retard list for the season.
***This has been amended because Muffin Man was also the one who unearthed the Chinese Sucks, thus far outweighing his earlier transgression**
***This is now in question as it seems platininumtlc may have been the first Suckster to find the Chinese Sucks site, but as this information came WAYYYY after the glow of the Chinese Invasion had faded, I question the importance***
Is Marcus Gay - Keeshit is a cunt. Yet another piece of shit ghostie. Please, admins, just allow me 3 IP bans per month!
Is Truck Gay - khnum. Too much of a self centered douchebag to care whether or not he added to the wretchedness. I guess he gets a pass because nobody else seems to notice what an asshole this guy is.
Is Jason Gay - Jenny Du Jour. I think this was started last season as an honest question. This gets a pass.
Is Earl Gay - RupertsScrotum. Too drunk or stupid or both to comprehend his error, which was interestingly the same excuse he used down in OT when he posted something he shouldn't have. Hmmmm...
Is Coby Gay - Charlienino rules. Ghostie, obviously.
Is Brian Gay - bakedbeans and applesauce. Redundant, isn't it?
Is Todd Gay - Merely. Troll.
Is Chet Gay - Merely. Troll.
Is Ken Gay - Merely. Troll.
Is Bob77 Gay - Dr Will Hatch 2.0. Troll/ghostie/piece of dogshit I wish would stop posting here.
Is Randy Gay - ColbyProbst. Yet another famous Suckster! No, I kid. Ghostie...
Is Bob Gay - Onrider. I "think" this is a n00b but who the fuck knows?
Is Dan Gay - gravenwraith. Ghostie, as proven 2 seasons ago.
Yep. This is the cast of characters you have to thank for trying to fuck this forum. At least they were defeated for the moment by the Chinese.
I say again, thank GOD for the Chinese!
ADDENDUM
Since then, our issue has now floated over to unoriginal posters flooding the place with "EAT YO RICE", regardless of pertinence or how absolutely annoying it already is.
Thus far our primary offenders have been:
kangaroowhateverthefuck
platinumtlc **See Addendum Above Concerning Which Suckster Found The Chinese Sucks**
Mr. Plum
I'll do some research but holy fucking shit I never realized how many useless twats this place really had. It almost feels like OT and that, folks, is NOT a good thing.
-SJ™
