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Posts: 775 (11/08/08 11:40 PM) |
Rank the black Survivor girls:
Ghandia was my favorite cause she ran her mouth. I always wondered what could have been with a Ghanida/Rory romance if they were on the same season. |
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Posts: 543 (11/08/08 11:45 PM) |
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BAMF |
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Posts: 41 (11/09/08 12:13 AM) |
JamesM wrote:HOLY CRAP!!!! Those tribe names are made of WIN!!!!! Priceless! 
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Syoma |
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Posts: 2393 (11/09/08 2:52 AM) Registered User |
Cha cha tribe:
1.MariaDoloresClarita(Last name not included)-Soap Opera actress with no nickname 2. Merceditas-Hot Policewoman who is most likely to get dehydrated 3.Amor- a very hot beauty queen who belives 4. Florecita-Sweet and innocent sweetheart who is most likely not going to reach the merge 5.Isabela- A fighting Cholita who is also a fish monger and she loves to dance cha cha. Feeyears tribe: 1. Electricia-The sassy dynamic diva with a long straight weave she is very sassy 2. Bonequeteese- The hottie who will be edited out though out the whole season. 3. Imuniqua-founds the idol and 4. Joy- An African woman who looks fierce but she can't relate with the ghetto things going on. 5.Quoshaniqua -ghetto grocery bag lady who is a fast runner but she can't swim. Moto Miki tribe: 1. Xhen lei wei- restaurant owner with chinese accent and she will bve invisible though out the whole season. 2. Sakura- The cute sweetheart with cute Valley accent, people will love her but she will be screwed by a twist. 3. Pei pei- The bitchy corporate dragonlady who will have a hard time to fit in and she will have a loner underdog edit. 4. Bach Yen- Cao boi's female version 5. Mary grace Reyes- A Filipino nurse who can't convince her tribemates that she is asian. she doodles on her parchment. Moll Vrat tribe: 1. Kelly M-Under the radar blond girl who will be invisible though out the season. 2. Kelly J- A very talkative smart goth woman with tattooes cant keep her mouth shut. 3. Darlene- the crazy and wacky old lady who will drive everybody nuts, it will be her first time have a gay friend and she is going to pee on the hand of the 1st person to get 4. Kelly S- The slutty flirty girl who will flirt her way to get far. 5. Roxanne- The shy and meek, Christian girl who will keep her virginity before marriage and she voted for John Mccain. |
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JamesM |
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Posts: 552 (11/09/08 2:34 PM) |
roadblocker wrote:LMFAO, omg this is so fucking funny, hahahahhaha !!! |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 5828 (11/09/08 4:31 PM) Registered User |
 Shavon - Strong black woman
with massive muscles and her favorite Survivor is Crystal.
 Latifa - Strong black woman who made a
lot of mistakes in her life but she is on Survivor to cleanse her soul since she didn't have the 800$ for the exorcism.
 May-May - Strong black woman
whose favorite Survivor is Cirie. Says that she was constantly made fun of for being slightly overweight, so she is hoping to lose some in Survivor.
 Taneisha - Strong alcoholic black
woman who is a mother of 15 and has no other family.
 Michelle - Black ghetto nasty worthless ho who came on
Survivor to cheat and win and learned her strategy from her wifebeating husband.
 Manisha - Strong black woman who was once
a man. Her strategy is to not tell anyone she was once a man so she won't intimidate everyone else.
 Rodaquetequan - Strong
black woman who plans to use her strong interpersonal skills working as a hairdresser to her advantage.
 Destiny - Strong
beautiful black woman who has worked hard to achieve success in life. Voted for McCain because she isn't a ghetto bitch.
WINNER WILL BE DESTINY |
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Mypoody2 |
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Posts: 8268 (11/09/08 4:35 PM) Registered User |
and I'M the racist here? XD
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JamesM |
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Posts: 555 (11/09/08 4:43 PM) |
LMFAO
1st Immunity Challenge Jeff: "alright Survivor, this is an endurance challenge. All of you must stand on a pole. The last standing member wins immunity. I'll give you a minute to find a position." * all gets on poles* Jeff: "Alright the challenge [/MAY-MAY FALLS OFF AND BREAKS HER ASS, MEDIC RUSHES IN] ... begins...now =.=" 1 second later - Latifa, Taneisha, Rodaquetaquan all out of the challenge. 1.5 second - Michelle is out. 5 minutes - Destiny is out of the challenge. Jeff: "Its down to Manisha and Shavon." 5 hours later: Jeff: "Alright Survivor, I have a plate of fried chic [/MANISHA FALLS FLAT ON HER FACE] ...-ken.... if you ..step..off -.- ...." Jeff: "Shavon wins [/Shavon: "I'M A STRONG BLACK WOMAN, I'M A STRONG BLACK WOMAN!!!] ....immunity... May-May has been removed from the game due to a nearly fatal injury. Tribal Council: Destiny VOTES Latifa "It's all strategy, I'm sorry" Roduaquatan VOTES Manisha "bitch get within 50 feet of me and imma bitch slap yo ass....wait..eww, no..." Manisha VOTES Latifa "yor cunt scares me. fuck off" Taniesha VOTES Manisha "i knew something wasn't right when you cuddled up to me last night...i mean, who da fuck brings a dildo to Survivor!... [/15 seconds later] ahh..fuckkkkk noooo!!!!" Michelle VOTES Destiny "There is no room for two smart educated and strong woman who aren't ghetto. Go home!" Latifa VOTES Destiny "I made alotta mistakes in ma lif and its cuz of smart ass bitches like you who actually do something wit ur life...good bai!" Shavon VOTES Destiny "Sorry but me and Manisha are in a secret alliance till da end baby." Destiny voted out 3-2-2. :D
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11/09/08 5:18 PM.
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Posts: 647 (11/11/08 3:05 PM) |
BUMP
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unduli clone |
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Posts: 3289 (11/11/08 3:13 PM) Registered User |
I <3 THIS THREAD.
Crystal is the epitome of a STRONG BLACK WOMAN. Luv her. |
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mikeocracy |
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Posts: 680 (11/11/08 4:16 PM) Registered user |
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JamesM |
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Posts: 648 (11/11/08 4:23 PM) |
^ LMFAO
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roadblocker |
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Posts: 16185 (11/11/08 5:52 PM) Registered User |
Jeff: "Alright. Are you ready for the reward challenge?"
Black Gurls: "mmmmHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!" Jeff: "For this challenge, you each have to compete in this obstacle course... IN THE OCEAN! Moshaniqquahtae: "ANOTHER DAMN SWIMMING CHALLENGE?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHEN WE GONNA DO TRACK AND FIELD OR BASKETBALL?" Jeff: "Wanna know what you're playing for?" Black Gurls: "mmmmmHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM!!!" Jeff: "Okay...... Shavon... your baby's daddy has come to see you. Come out Tyrone!" Shavon: "OH-MAH-GAAAAAAH! How's Junior?" Jeff: "Monesha... here's your ex, Jamal....... AND your other ex Rodney..... AND another one of your ex, Orangello.... AND his brother Lemongello.... AND your other baby daddies Denzel, Tyrell, Montell, Pharell, and Jarell...." Monesha: "OH-MAH GAAAAAAAAH! Wait.... who's mah baby's daddy?" Jeff: "Precious... here's your preacher dad, Reverend Quincy" Reverend: "HALLELUJAH! PRAISE JESUS! SHOUT TO LORD!" Jeff: "Alan.... Here's your mom Carol." Carol: (just stands there with arms crossed and looking intimidated) Alan, the token whitey: *pisses his pants* ::omarosa:: |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 5925 (11/11/08 6:01 PM) Registered User |
zHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ETA: I am in TEAR.S HAAAAAAAHAHAHAA |
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JamesM |
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Posts: 651 (11/11/08 6:03 PM) |
Jeff: "Alright Survivor, this is an immunity challenge. The rule is simple. All of you will stand in a raised platform. You will attempt to push the
others off the platform. Last person standing on the platform wins Individual Immunity. I'll give you a minute to find a position."
Jeff: "Alright, let this challenge begin." Rodaquetaquan: "Oh you did not just touch my hair. Oh gurl you dead, you dead I tell ya!" Manisha: "All ya dumb cunts best step aside for me, ya hear?" Taneisha: "Oh NO you din't just push me. imma pull your mothafuckign weave out, ya ho'!" Michelle *steps down voluntarily* Destiny * steps down voluntarily* May-May: "haha, tried da move me ya skinny bitches. Aint no other way 'sides a bulldozer I tell you!" 5 hours later: Jeff: "May-May wins Individual Immunity!" May-May: "Yay! Take that, cunts!" [/steps down, FALLS AND BREAKS HER ASS] |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 5926 (11/11/08 6:20 PM) Registered User |
The Sassy KFC Tribe loses the immunity challenge and is sent to Tribal..
Jeff: KFC, welcome to tribal council. Tonight, one of you will be voted out. Shavon, how hard is camp life? Shavon: SHIT. Jeff: Care to.. elaborate? Shavon: At home, it's the ghetto. Here, it's just like home. Jeff: Ah.. ok. Manisha: It's like I tried to get my hair did this morning and found a spider in my weave and I was like GIRL HELL NO! Jeff: Interesting. Manisha: MmmmHmm boy you know it. My weave is everything to me at home and to have some sick spider crawl up into it was NOT GONNA HAPPEN so I stepped on it. May-May: I thought it looked kinda good so I ate it afterwards and turns out she had some babies up her pussy so I ate those too. MMMMMMmmmmmm it was good. Jeff: So back to the game, what will you decide your votes on tonight? Michelle: Well I have to say I think everyone should vote based on their skin color cuz you know thats the most important ladies. We black people gotta stick together or else the white supremecy will forever and always look down upon on. god DAMN America I say! If ya'll keep me in this game, I'll make sure you ALL get priority treatment over everyone else different than you and that's that. I'll also give you everything you could ever want and I will promise you everything and make the world a perfect place. Jeff: Gorilla, do you really think people will vote based on their color and empty promises of hope and change? Michelle: YES I do cuz they sheep if we want them to be. Jeff: Latifa, how will you decide your vote tonight? Latifa: Oh LORD HELP ME. Im gonna walk up there and pray to God and let me give me the strength to write one of these dear women down. It will hurt but Jesus will give me the strength! HALLELUJAH! Jeff: And you Destiny? Destiny: Well, I think I'm going to look at what will advance me further in the game as well as who we can win challenges with and without. I think it's best right now at this point in the game to get rid of someone who can hurt more than help the tribe as a whole, so hopefully when we merge we can play a safe game and vote tribe Cornbread off one by one. Jeff: Well put Destiny. It's time to vote. |
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Posts: 16186 (11/11/08 6:38 PM) Registered User |
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JamesM |
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Posts: 652 (11/11/08 6:47 PM) |
LOL BEST.THREAD.EVER
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 5927 (11/11/08 7:03 PM) Registered User |
VOTES:
Rodaquetequan: Michelle - "You're weave aint' cutting it bitch. GO HOME!" Michelle: Destiny - "You ain't black bitch! GO HOME!" Destiny: Michelle - "Sorry Michelle, I think this tribe will perform much better without you. Take care" May-May: Mashed potatoes, a biscuit, a bottle of coke, a chicken thigh, chili, french fries doused in cheese, a bowl of rice, and some ice cream for dessert. Latifa: Rodaquetequan - "Sorry but you're name sounds like the DEVIL. JESUS HELP YOU!!" Manisha: Rodaquetequan - "Hmm... sorry bitch you is too pretty for this game. GOODBYE!" Taneisha: Manisha - "Mmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm u's a man fo SHO mmmmm where my drank at huh i want mY DRAAAAAAANK!" Shavon: Rodaquetequan - "DANG You skinny bitch lost us the challenge today and now we gotta vote you out. EAT YO RICE!" Jeff: I'll read the votes. First vote, Michelle. Destiny. Michelle. Hmm.. looks like someone thought this was where you order your food, so that doesn't count. Rodaqua..quete... and then another vote for her. Manisha. Last vote... Rodaqua...tequaua..tikki...whatever. The tribe has spoken, it's time for you to go. Rodaquetequan: Mmm hmm. Whatever bitches. *turns on hairicopter and flies away* |
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BAMF |
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Posts: 44 (11/11/08 11:03 PM) |
platinumtlc wrote:ROFLMAO!!!!!
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