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AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote:

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I'll put bios on mine

KaDee - A 27 year old Real Estate agent from New Orleans. Is a single mother. Cheated on her fiancee 2 weeks before their wedding with is cousin. Fiancee took off and got into a crash killing him. Doesn't know who the father of her child is as her fiancee's family will not agree to a paternity test and KaDee feels she's done enough to hurt them already.

Elizabeth - A 22 year old Model/Actress from Brewster, Ohio. For her 21st birthday was arrested for prostituion after getting drunk at a club and then offering an undercover officer services for taxi money. She is currently dating the officer. Her most recent work was a commerical for Trojan Condoms. Doesn't eat any pig but Sausage and Pepporoni. Loves cow, chicken and fish. Thinks she's part vegan.

Malaysia - A 26 year old Social Service Worker from Greenwich. Admits to having a lack of confidence due to her racial background of being 1/2 African-American and 1/2 Chinese. Admits her biggest issues with herself is her small breast but "black girl ass". Hopes to meet Dr. Will Kirby after the show to schedule some kind of plastic surgery. Never watched a FULL season of Big Brother.

April - A 30 year old stay-at-home mom from Delaware. Says she likes things done her way. Believes being gay is a choice for attention and nobody is truly "gay". Is a HUGE fan of Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sarah Palin. Walked door to door in the cold to try and get votes for John McCain. Believes that immigrants were the reason McCain won. Wants to use her "fame" to help border control.

Cookie - A 21 year old "Socialite" from the OC. Says she convinced her parents at the age of 5 to legally change her name. Believes the husbands should work while the women stay at home making sure the "help" does as they are told. Admits to not believing in god. Hopes there is another pretty girl in the house so not all the boys are after her. Hates "ass dimples".

Katrina - A 26 year old exotic performer from LA. Came to the US at 18 as a mail order bride. Says she picked up the language fast and has adapted her voice to meet Americans. Says she enjoys making pornographic movies b/c men lust over her. Wants to be like Jenna Jameson one day. Admits to having "a few" abortions but believes it was the "right thing to do". Wants her own porn studio.

Elle - A 25 year old from Kansas. Recently released from the Army which made her strong. Admits it was hard being their do to the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. Admits that she's sexually attracted to women but men as well. Wants a family. Was told since birth that blonde hair and blue eyes were the ideal race and has grown to like that type of people. Doesn't thinks she's racist.

Men:

Luke - A 24 year old Chippendale from Las Vegas. Believes a strong physical appearance impresses people more. Says he's a major ladies man but has no problem offering himself up to the same sex as long as the pay is good. Believes he has acheived the body of a "Greek God" and has the greek for god on tattooed on his back. Plans to avoid alliances especially with other strong men.

Bastian - A 22 year old Customer Service Worker from Minnesota. Has been a fan of the show for years but is afraid to be hated. Wants to keep the women in the house for as long as possible as they tend to hold grudges against one another longer than men. Wants to win so he can go to college. Doesn't believe in God.

Harold - A 71 year old Retired Gym teacher and Drill instructor from Georgia. Was inspired by Jerry's courage last year and hopes to last just as long if not longer. Admits to having a hard time listening to others b/c of his career in the past. Claims things are SO different than they were back in his day and his mind MIGHT be a little different than some.

Aaron - A 26 year old personal trainer from Long Beach. Was left as a baby in a Toys R Us. Admits to having abandoment issues and when he falls for somebody he falls hard. Admitted to crying for days after an ex-girlfriend left him. Called her so many times he got slapped with a restraining order. Doesn't view women as objects and wants to spoil them. Said he loathes Jesse from last season and would "kick his ass".

J.J. - A 28 year old Fashion Designer from New York. Admits he's openly gay and available. Says he has no problem being a puppet master and manipulating the "stupid" people. Wants to make sure anyone who he dislikes right off the bat leaves ASAP. Says all his friends are pretty but dumb. Prefers it that way as he's always the smartest.

Al - A 27 year old DJ from Jersey. Admits that growing up in an all white community has taught him alot about the white and black culture. Thinks White people are to judgemental and will judge somebody without giving them a chance and that black people are too focused on how they are wronged than focusing on changing. Says he's so easy going you can NOT get along with him.

George - A 33 year old Single Father of 3 from Wisconsin. Wife passed away after their oldest son accidentally shoved her out the window in their home. Finds it hard to find another woman because of his kids especially his oldest. Admits his oldest son is always doing something "mean" to the women he brings home like trying to break their toes with hammers or tripping them as they walk. Works at the Fire House.