If your child is old enough to be in pre-school then they are old enough to walk from the car to the classroom. Leave the stroller at home
Sincerely,
Meatball
Sincerely,
Meatball
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Dear overindulgent pre-school parents
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Dear overindulgent pre-school parents |
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ShameOnAllOfYou |
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Posts: 78 (11/29/08 04:56 PM) Registered User |
If your four year old "won't" go to bed before nine it's because you aren't capable of making your child do what you say. It's your
fault you're tired
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Posts: 30752 (11/29/08 05:00 PM) Sexy asshole |
if your kid won't get their paws off the starbucks mugs for sale, and breaks one, i'll be happy to wrap it up for you.
fuck you, dmb |
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Posts: 12899 (11/29/08 05:42 PM) Not a team player
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If you bring your whiny 4 year old to a busy store in one of those EXTREME strollers that could accommodate a large Peruvian family in the storage space and
then proceed to continually hit me in the back of the legs in the checkout aisle because you are in a hurry - I will hurt you in front of your spoiled brat of
a child.
Yours in Christ, SA |
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Posts: 729 (11/29/08 05:52 PM) Registered User |
If a kid is so big that it's hands and feet are dragging the ground as you push it in the stroller? You fail as a parent. Go die.
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Posts: 2487 (11/29/08 06:09 PM) Registered user |
If you are driving your kid to pre-school in a $60,000 SUV and leaving them for ten hours every day you may want to ask yourself if you need to work or if you
would just rather work than be a parent,
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BackBayBerries |
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Posts: 290 (11/29/08 06:11 PM) Registered user |
if your kid can ask for the tit, he or she is too old to have it.
please die, bbb |
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 30753 (11/29/08 06:22 PM) Sexy asshole |
Pahrump Mania wrote:amen to that baby. |
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Posts: 17313 (11/29/08 06:54 PM) |
Please tell me you're kidding about the stroller, Meatball. Please.
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 9853 (11/29/08 07:10 PM) Registered user |
Nope, there are several kids that I see being pushed into pre-school in a double stroller (with their older siblings) and I see kids being carried through the
parking lot. The parents could be doing this because they don't have enough control of their kids that they can trust that they won't run off in the
parkinglot.
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Posts: 2432 (11/29/08 07:24 PM) |
We just kind of entered the "kid birthday party circuit" and I am shocked at how elaborate some parties are. Shocked, I tell you!
For some, it's not enough to have a nice cake at home and a few of your friends over to run around. We've been to some pretty spectacular parties for 5 year olds....hired clowns, rented jumpie things all over the backyard, catered with cocktails for the adults, pony rides, etc. It's really quite amazing. |
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 8714 (11/29/08 07:26 PM) Registered user |
If you think it's cute that your little wasted 5 year old sperm calls you a "bitch" and/or "cunt" and it also feels comfortable to tell
you to "shut up" in public, don't you dare be offended when I do the same.
Humbly typed, 1K Proof |
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jessica has spoken |
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Posts: 6787 (11/29/08 07:28 PM) Registered User |
What kid over the age of one wants to be in a stroller? That is nonsense.
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Posts: 8715 (11/29/08 07:32 PM) Registered user |
jessica has spoken wrote: 
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 8603 (11/29/08 07:33 PM) |
If your kid is under the age of four and likes my recycled gift of his matchbox cars (left at my house six months ago) in an old halloween ziplock bag better
than the brand new toy you gave him that day then don't be surprised when I laugh at you because I bet you a hundred dollars he would.
Yours in love, Aunty Tawah. eta: whoa...serious run on sentence there... |
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 4453 (11/29/08 07:35 PM) Registered user |
^^^^ exactly. fatty, indulged idiot children. probably still get their bum bums wiped until they are 12.
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Posts: 2762 (11/29/08 07:35 PM) Registered user |
bookstores are not libraries. they are not your family rooms. do not camp out for hours, letting your kids sit on the floor and paw through the books, getting
them nasty and putting them back in the wrong place.
go to the library and stay out of my way when i'm trying to shop. have a blessed day, ohboy |
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EmmaPeel |
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Posts: 2435 (11/29/08 07:39 PM) |
ohboy wrote: That's one of my pet peeves. |
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 17316 (11/29/08 07:44 PM) |
It's still illegal to taser over-indulged, out of control kids....right?
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Posts: 23065 (11/29/08 07:46 PM) MESS member |
and if your toddler is prone to pitching fits and screaming at the top of their lungs, please leave it at home. Or else take advantage of those church parents
day off thingies and dump the kid there for a day and do all your shopping that day
tyia |
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1000Proof |
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