When you take your seat for an airplane ride, and the person next to you sees that you have a baby.
0 Kudo
- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
The definition of terror
| Started By | Comment | ||
|---|---|---|---|
 Shagnanigans |
The definition of terror |
Lead | |
|
Posts: 1687 (12/02/08 6:01 AM) I'm not drunk
|
|
||
|
CBRetriever |
|||
|
Posts: 23127 (12/02/08 6:39 AM) MESS member |
that would scare me
as terrifying is seeing that you have a whiny 5-7 year old with a video game seated behind you = countless beeps, whines and endless kicking of the back of your seat |
||
|
Bernard Wrangler |
|||
|
Posts: 11258 (12/02/08 6:52 AM) this won't end well.
|
loud breathing guy or wanna know what kind of plane that is guy are worse for me...Oh, drunk sweaty guy trumps all.
:thehorror |
||
|
Cleofuss |
|||
|
Posts: 2296 (12/02/08 6:54 AM) |
Strobing LED christmas lights. ::Instant seizure
|
||
 ginaf20697 |
|||
|
Posts: 33820 (12/02/08 6:55 AM) Registered user |
Shagnanigans wrote: It's a toss up between that and when you wind up next to some grotesquely obese thing oozing over the armrests. |
||
|
nobodysfool |
|||
|
Posts: 409 (12/02/08 6:58 AM) |
Cleofuss wrote: OMG... Big Blinking Red X!!!! |
||
|
dennydoylelives |
|||
|
Posts: 2746 (12/02/08 7:19 AM) Registered User |
Being on a trans-Pacific flight, and the movies are limited to the Ernest Goes Camp series and Adam Sandler movies.
|
||
|
worstdog |
|||
|
Posts: 3593 (12/02/08 7:30 AM) Registered user |
I don't mind the babies as much as their parents - who seems to think EVERYONE thinks little pudgy Pete is just adorable.
No, he's not and I don't want him touching me with the fingers he's been sticking up his nose for the past hour. |
||
|
CadyH.realitysucks |
|||
|
Posts: 241 (12/02/08 7:38 AM) |
Next to my friend who has a bad habit of falling asleep on your shoulder and drooling.
|
||
|
Cleofuss |
|||
|
Posts: 2299 (12/02/08 7:38 AM) |
A few weeks ago I sat near someone who kept dropping air biscuits. THAT was terror in the air. I couldn't tell who but I had my suspects.
|
||
|
blondemss |
|||
|
Posts: 11088 (12/02/08 7:56 AM) Guttersnipe |
:touches worsty
|
||
|
bucking fitch |
|||
|
Posts: 1750 (12/02/08 8:17 AM) Registered user |
Getting on a flight that was cancelled an hour ago because they were not able to de-ice the wings.
There is nothing you want to hear LESS than, "oh, the plane's all right now." |
||
|
Beefcake |
|||
|
Posts: 1807 (12/02/08 8:23 AM) Registered User |
Fat, pasty-faced 35-ish business woman who thinks she's attractive and decides to chat me up. Shut up, you fat fuck!
|
||
|
SmrtAss |
|||
|
Posts: 4709 (12/02/08 8:26 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Flying. Well, not the flying but the crashing. And not really the crashing, but the knowing that you're crashing. But not just the knowing that you're
crashing, the realizing that you're dying. Yeah, that's it. You know, the plane is going down and you have a coupla minutes there where you kinda hafta
figure this is it? THAT'S my definition of terror.
|
||
|
Bernard Wrangler |
|||
|
Posts: 11260 (12/02/08 8:31 AM) this won't end well.
|
sitting next to smrty.
|
||
|
Dave715 |
|||
|
Posts: 2241 (12/02/08 8:52 AM) Registered user |
When you take your seat for an airplane ride, and the person next to you sees that you have a baby. Thats bad, but its worse when there are 2-3 other kids with them. Then they are split up, and the kids just HAVE to yell across to each other, and there is the endless up and downs getting crap out of the over sized bag in the overhead compartment, and the parents feel its best to walk the little screaming snotblower up and down the entire length of the plane spreading the joy that is their little darlings hissy fit, while the ankle biters that are still in their seats yell to walking parent that THEY HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOOOOOOOWWWW!. Yea, terror indeed. |
||
|
Apprentice Talker |
|||
|
Posts: 6936 (12/02/08 9:13 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
Being on a transportation, people would fear of bomb blasts in buses, trains or public vehicles.
|
||
|
Shagnanigans |
|||
|
Posts: 1691 (12/02/08 9:18 AM) I'm not drunk
|
I think most people would rather get their throats slashed with a box cutter than sit near a baby.
|
||
|
pfritobandito |
|||
|
Posts: 1026 (12/02/08 9:29 AM) |
These are all reasons why I like to sit in the window seat. I can turn away from everyone and stare out the window with my iPod volume drowning out the noise
from others and their children. Of course, there is still the seat kicking child behind you that you can't escape from...
US Air now charges $2.00 for a soda or water!!! Cheap Bastards!!! |
||
|
kutabeach |
|||
|
Posts: 1824 (12/02/08 9:44 AM) |
Mrs kuta and I took kutababy #1 to Hawaii last year. he was two years old at the time. we had a direct flight from newark to honolulu, then from honolulu to
kauaii.
kutababy was perfect! no crying, charming all the other passengers, could not have asked for an easier time. On the flight back, from kauaii to honolulu, he SCREAMED HIS HEAD OFF the entire flight. luckily it was only 30 minutes. boy did we get some looks. none sympathetic, not that I would expect it. but on the honolulu to newark flight, he was asleep for most of it, so that worked well. but that 30 minute flight between islands was a nightmare, for us and the other passengers. if you were on that flight, I'm sorry. we will wait until kutababy #2 is about four years old before we head back to hawaii.... |
||
|
Shagnanigans |
|||
|
Posts: 1693 (12/02/08 9:47 AM) I'm not drunk
|
My boy didn't cry at all on either flight, but he did get fussy while sitting in the airport for three hours. It was too bright and too loud to nap. I
noticed that the flight attendants were extremely solicitious with me and the baby, as if they wanted to keep this little diapered time bomb content.
|
||
- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
