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Posts: 1229 (12/02/08 8:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How does Santa Claus deliver presents to a house with no chimney? I'm stumped. What exactly is the Tooth Fairy doing with all those teeth? Where the fuck do storks get babies from, makes no sense. Why does the Boogie Man live in a closet or under my bed, and why can't I see him during the day? Discuss.
Podunk Town		#1	[-]
Posts: 430 (12/02/08 8:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why does Uncle John always ask me to pull on his "special" finger?
Seahawketti		#2	[-]
Posts: 1084 (12/02/08 8:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Go rent the movie "The Santa Claus." It answers all those childhood Santa questions. I think "Santa Claus II" answers the tooth fairy questions.
CBRetriever		#3	[-]
Posts: 23140 (12/02/08 8:25 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	what does "if you're so special why aren't you dead" really mean?
SmrtAss		#4	[-]
Posts: 4715 (12/02/08 8:27 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
squashthebeef		#5	[-]
Posts: 15711 (12/02/08 9:05 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How does Santa Claus deliver presents to a house with no chimney? I'm stumped. He doesn't. Poor kids get nothing and Santa laughs. What exactly is the Tooth Fairy doing with all those teeth? Grinding them into a powder and creating hardeebacker (TM) Where the fuck do storks get babies from, makes no sense. Belgium Why does the Boogie Man live in a closet or under my bed, and why can't I see him during the day? Stop being a pussy and go to sleep.
Podunk Town		#6	[-]
Posts: 432 (12/02/08 9:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	squashthebeef wrote: Why does the Boogie Man live in a closet or under my bed, and why can't I see him during the day? Stop being a pussy and go to sleep. You'd make an excellent father.
CallMeMadam		#7	[-]
Posts: 412 (12/02/08 9:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If God loves us, why would he damn us to hell?
LeeLeeRaRa		#8	[-]
Posts: 1024 (12/02/08 9:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How does cleaning my plate help the starving children in the world?
star jumper		#9	[-]
Posts: 37782 (12/02/08 9:40 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why?
Jazzy		#10	[-]
Posts: 1337 (12/02/08 9:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are we there yet?
Bernard Wrangler		#11	[-]
Posts: 11267 (12/02/08 9:42 PM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	because I say so.
nololos		#12	[-]
Posts: 75 (12/02/08 9:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is there really a "Permanent Record?"
SmrtAss		#13	[-]
Posts: 4716 (12/02/08 9:48 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why do you want to give me something to cry about? Aren't I crying already? What are living daylights?
siggleputz		#14	[-]
Posts: 1150 (12/02/08 9:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If I electrocute my sister, will I really see her bones?
nololos		#15	[-]
Posts: 77 (12/02/08 9:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are there really people inside the tv?
SmrtAss		#16	[-]
Posts: 4717 (12/02/08 10:02 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Where does Taffy have her weddings? (Asked after the 7th litter of puppies.)
QJaz		#17	[-]
Posts: 1086 (12/02/08 10:12 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why does Mommy drink so much?
unduli clone		#18	[-]
Posts: 3396 (12/02/08 11:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I always wondered why it was God's plan for certain bad things. But I discovered it's not. :D
ObservingEgo		#19	[-]
Posts: 6972 (12/03/08 12:06 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How exactly is a baby the product of a mother and father occupying the same wingchair???
The Purple Parrot		#20	[-]
Posts: 8018 (12/03/08 12:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

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