And she's never going to talk to me again after I wrote this 
Subject: don't get mad..........................................................................................
Listen, you smell
I don't know what it is... but you always smell... and it's not good
I'm just telling you this because no guy is going to want to be with you... but you can change it, ok? It's your other friends who may not be real friends, because they haven't even told you... and trust me it's noticeable.
I don't know what it is... your sweat, your basement air, your clothes closet... but it's a smell... and you should do something to fix it.
I basically was putting up with it because I didn't want to hurt your feelings, and I wanted to get laid.
I am your friend... please don't be mad... you'll thank me later :-)
Secondly,
Do not, I repeat DO NOT scrape your fork against your teeth... when you are eating.
It is a grating sound.
Just trying to help. Because you will go on dates and you want to impress the guy... just use your lips, no teeth.
Talk soon.
