Say what you will but every season, we know for fact they move challenges around (often to the benefit or detriment of a certain tribe), they pull tribe
switches, they ask guiding/leading question in confessional interviews and it seems they also sometimes pick a particular player to "help out".
This season, it was Bob.
"Hey Bob, why don't you forget about the idol since Sugar has it anyway, and take a long walk over to this ridge while we have the helicopter fired up?"
"Hey Bob, why don't you take some of these nick nacks and make a couple of fake idols, then post show go on about how crafty you were in collecting all these items so the audience actually believes it!"
"Hey, Bob, no worries, Marcus is sure to be voted out before you and even if it's somewhat retarded, we'll merge at 9 to insure that you will most likely be safe!"
"Hey Bob, why don't you give Randy the fake idol! No, it's okay, we've talked to Sugar and she will suggest' to you that you give it to Randy so nobody will suspect any form of Production influence!"
"Hey, Bob, don't worry, we won't run any challenges that are too grueling. This way you or Matty is pretty much guaranteed to win most of the challenges!"
Yeah.
Of course I exaggerate a bit here but the fact is, Production CLEARLY chose him as their likable hero sometime during the season and what did we get?
The worst motherfucking winner this show has ever had.
He couldn't even explain ONE MOVE he made. Yet he is the winner of Survivor: Gabon.
Hey, guys and gals, maybe next season don't play favorites so heavily, you could end up with a shitty ending like this one.
Oh, and, geez guys, thank GOD you handed Bob the extra 100 g's. I've always supported you, Production, but some of the shit you pulled this season was truly sub-par. Please please please don't fuck up like this again.
-SJ™
This season, it was Bob.
"Hey Bob, why don't you forget about the idol since Sugar has it anyway, and take a long walk over to this ridge while we have the helicopter fired up?"
"Hey Bob, why don't you take some of these nick nacks and make a couple of fake idols, then post show go on about how crafty you were in collecting all these items so the audience actually believes it!"
"Hey, Bob, no worries, Marcus is sure to be voted out before you and even if it's somewhat retarded, we'll merge at 9 to insure that you will most likely be safe!"
"Hey Bob, why don't you give Randy the fake idol! No, it's okay, we've talked to Sugar and she will suggest' to you that you give it to Randy so nobody will suspect any form of Production influence!"
"Hey, Bob, don't worry, we won't run any challenges that are too grueling. This way you or Matty is pretty much guaranteed to win most of the challenges!"
Yeah.
Of course I exaggerate a bit here but the fact is, Production CLEARLY chose him as their likable hero sometime during the season and what did we get?
The worst motherfucking winner this show has ever had.
He couldn't even explain ONE MOVE he made. Yet he is the winner of Survivor: Gabon.
Hey, guys and gals, maybe next season don't play favorites so heavily, you could end up with a shitty ending like this one.
Oh, and, geez guys, thank GOD you handed Bob the extra 100 g's. I've always supported you, Production, but some of the shit you pulled this season was truly sub-par. Please please please don't fuck up like this again.
-SJ™
, 2) Pissed off 
, 3) Okay, lame, whatever 
, or 4) What the fuck?
