2008 is now the saddest year of my life!! I dont have enough boxes of kleenex for this.
A snake is eating a lizard. Innocuous?
Yes!!! Yes!!! Its my best friend in the world. Im so glad to see him! I hope he can defeat evil, kill Jonny Fairplay, marry Mother Teresa, and solve pi to
10,000 digits before the end of the episode!
Hmm, so either this snake is showing poor table manners, or giving a dinosaur (with erectile dysfunction) a blow job.
More snake ownage? I hope Rupert puts a stop to this!!
Oh good. Phew. Hes back. I started getting a little stomach-ache after seeing that scary snake. Ruperts so great he even shaved his armpits. He tells
everyone that its Darrahs turn. Cool with me!!
Sandra loves Rupert almost as much as I do!!! Well does she have the Rupert nighttime slippers on her feet right now like I do? Ill bet $55.00 pesos that she
does not. No bueno!!
The snake bit off T-Rexs penis. This is a bad sign. Oh come on Rupert, fight back!!!
I apologize for the picture quality above being fuzzy. I know that shirt and face of that person in the picture might be really hard to make out, but thats
our buddy Rupert kicking ass on Survivor! GO RUPERT!!!
OH MY GOD!! That HAS to be a TYPO. OH NO!!!!!
No this isnt happening. No fucking way. So not fair.
Why the fuck dont the strongest players ever win?? Why not ever? Why do the strongest powerhouses and great leaders each season on Survivor always come up
short?? Andrew, Colby, Terry, Katie... EVERY FUCKIN TIME. This is so not fair.
Now its official. I fuckin hate Survivor now. I cant fuckin believe they wrote down Ruperts name to get voted out!! This is so unfair. I think I need to
spend a few days recovering from this. And Ill have to call in sick to work on Friday too.
