Ben and Lacey are the two weakest links, so that kinda balances things out.
But LA is solid workhorse like Gio.
Jeez. Two closely matched teams (IMO).
But LA is solid workhorse like Gio.
Jeez. Two closely matched teams (IMO).
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Posts: 17215 (05/07/09 8:01 PM) Not a team player
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Posts: 1607 (05/07/09 8:53 PM) Registered user |
^ are you delusional? both andrea and ben were miles ahead better then any of the other eliminated losers from their teams.
andrea/ben >>>>>>>>>>>>> carol/gio >>> j >>>> lacey >>> colleen however... danny/paula >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>andrea/ben >>>>>>>>>>>>> carol/gio >>> j >>>> lacey >>> colleen |
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Posts: 10244 (05/07/09 8:55 PM) Registered User |
Remember Matt and Jen, where Matt worked decently with people and even occasionally did a good job but most of the time sucked ass and where Jen was
semi-competent but had one of the worst personalities ever?
Ben is the good parts of Matt and Jen with still a good bit of inherent suck, while Lacey is all the worst aspects of the two plus a large helping of laziness and self-pity. Ben sucks, but he's still useful. Lacey is one of the worst contestants this show has ever had, and I can't see any way that she actually knew how to cook coming into this show. I seriously think they just grabbed her off the street or something and put her in a tablecloth to see what culinary abortions she'd shit out. |
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Posts: 15347 (05/07/09 9:05 PM) Registered user |
So who won?
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Posts: 569 (05/07/09 9:21 PM) |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 17223 (05/07/09 9:25 PM) Not a team player
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TheEasyOne wrote: You must be high. I'll wait patiently for you to come down and re-read my post. Especially the part where I put IMO to the teams being balanced BECAUSE of the choices. Jesus fuck. READ before you post. |
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Posts: 2121 (05/07/09 10:57 PM) Registered User |
What the hell was Carol smoking?
"I was shocked she picked Andrea before me!" um let's see...Andrea was final 3 and you were kicked the hell out even though your team won because you sucked worse than the worst of the losing team... Love Paula, but with Carol and Lacey I think she's doomed. Gio did not look happy when he was picked. |
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Posts: 19738 (05/07/09 11:43 PM) Registered user |
Danny is so fucking nasty. I wouldn't eat food prepared within 20 feet of that trash.
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Posts: 1051 (05/08/09 12:40 AM) |
RealityChopper wrote:I thought Carol was shocked she got picked after LA. I'm hoping Paula can win even though she has Lacey on her team. |
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Posts: 7060 (05/08/09 3:59 AM) Registered User |
Mega64 wrote: OMG!  I nominate that for one of the funniest lines in this thread. It's funny because it's true.
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Posts: 1298 (05/08/09 6:34 AM) |
Libra is a Whore Slut Skank wrote: Carol was shocked that she was picked after LA. And Carol isn't on Paula's team, did this guy even watch the show? Danny picked Carol so he wouldn't get stuck with Lacey. |
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Posts: 3727 (05/08/09 1:04 PM) Registered user |
SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote:Danny is a culinary God! |
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Posts: 3394 (05/08/09 1:19 PM) I'm not drunk
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Danny's restaurant design ideas are so white trash, I love it! His baby mama is just what I expected she'd be.
It's more and more apparent that every season they string along one horrendous contestant merely for the purpose of sticking a finalist with them in the last kitchen service. That would be alright if it didn't mean much better cooks getting eliminated solely so we can watch Lacey (or Matt last year, or whoever the fuck it was the season before that) whine all night. |
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Posts: 8765 (05/08/09 3:49 PM) |
Ah I never really like the first half of the finale episodes... but go Paula!
I wasn't too worried about the challenge because in the past 4 seasons, the winner of the final challenge has never won the show, correct? Oh and Danny's restaurant is just fug... On a side note, I think they had to name their restaurants in the first season.. I just have some vague memory of Ralph naming his restaurant and welcoming people to it or something.. |
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TheEasyOne |
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Posts: 1610 (05/08/09 3:51 PM) Registered user |
SurvivorArctic wrote:you had one of them right did anyone else notice gio looked like a complete fat fuck? the finale was obviously shot months after andrea went home, because gio couldn't have gained all that weight in a month or two alone. and where's robert? his health would of gotten better by then 
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Posts: 8737 (05/08/09 6:42 PM) |
Have. Would have.
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Posts: 11173 (05/08/09 7:11 PM) The Real American Psycho |
I still can't get past the fish on the walls. Ugh.
I think Danny is a good chef but his design aesthetic sucks balls |
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Posts: 2600 (05/08/09 10:06 PM) Registered user |
LACEY FTW. To be honest, since Lacey is lazy and gives up, doesn't mean she was horrid in the kitchen. Only 2 services did she really suck major ass. Just
don't put her on meat and Paula should be fine. "I CAN'T COOK MEAT CHEF"
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Posts: 7208 (05/09/09 9:39 AM) Registered user |
Yes Danny's idea with the fish on the wall was SUCH a joke
, it really looked like hell. I really hope Paula can win this thing!
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Posts: 2605 (05/09/09 6:54 PM) Registered user |
1300!!!!!!!
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