How do the vegetarians live with themselves?

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Posts: 783 (12/27/08 8:33 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I mean, seriously! Most of them get protein from beans and tofu, which is made from soybeans. What do beans produce when sent through the human digestive system? GAS! Horrible, unspeakeable GAS! Is that why so many of them love to be outdoors with nature, so they don't stink up their houses?
louie77		#1	[-]
Posts: 17271 (12/27/08 8:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I just eat a lot of dairy and pasta It's not so bad.
X Bilkis		#2	[-]
Posts: 1327 (12/27/08 8:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	very carefully lololol
angelinab		#3	[-]
Posts: 518 (12/27/08 9:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm not a vegetarian. I do maintain a high fiber diet... am always kinda gassy. Just part of being healthy... Pretty hot I know.
CBRetriever		#4	[-]
Posts: 23691 (12/27/08 9:04 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	try being around someone on one of those cleansing live foods diets - they stink edirt for typos Last Edited By: CBRetriever 12/27/08 9:19 PM. Edited 1 times.
scoop0		#5	[-]
Posts: 650 (12/27/08 9:13 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<<< My vegetarian elephant wishes you a happy, gassy new year
Visa Declined		#6	[-]
Posts: 3768 (12/27/08 9:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	CBRetriever wrote: try being around someone on one of those cleansing live foods diets - they stink edirt for typos those cleansing diets freak me out. I know a 2 people who lost a shitload (literally) of weight but then messed up their metabolism so bad their hair fell out and they got fatter than ever when they were off it. Maybe they were destined to be fat baldies anyway (one was a woman ) but I would be leery.
Riliss		#7	[-]
Posts: 4803 (12/27/08 9:26 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I work with two vegan chicks who drive me batshit with their incessant "meat is murder" bullshit. I'd take them more seriously too if both didn't look like malnourished ethiopians.
Visa Declined		#8	[-]
Posts: 3769 (12/27/08 9:31 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	just as bad as the skinny vegans are the pudgy vegans who are fat jiggly messes with zero muscle tone from eating nothing but pasta carbs .
jessica has spoken		#9	[-]
Posts: 6825 (12/27/08 9:31 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WTF PUT THIS IN ONE OF THE OTHER THIRTY SIX THOUSAND THREADS ON THIS SUBJECT TIA
Beefcake		#10	[-]
Posts: 2120 (12/27/08 9:36 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've never seen a vegetarian who looks healthy. Humans evolved eating meat; a vegetarian diet is very unhealthy.
Riliss		#11	[-]
Posts: 4806 (12/27/08 9:38 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I actually think parents who don't give their kids meat growing up should have their kids removed from the house, frankly. In theory I'm all about not killing animals, as a sort of abstract notion, but until we're actively cloning cheeseburgers, farm raised it is. Humans eat meat.
Beefcake		#12	[-]
Posts: 2121 (12/27/08 9:39 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat.
SmrtAss		#13	[-]
Posts: 5013 (12/27/08 10:13 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LOL. I'd like a t-shirt that says that.
star jumper		#14	[-]
Posts: 38386 (12/27/08 11:21 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Beefcake wrote: I've never seen a vegetarian who looks healthy. Humans evolved eating meat; a vegetarian diet is very unhealthy. There aren't enough red X's in the World.
Nonentitled		#15	[-]
Posts: 784 (12/28/08 5:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Anyone who needs a recipe for The. Worst. Gas. Ever. just needs to do what I did recently- As well as whatever else you want to eat, make sure you consume the following over the course of the day- 3 cups of cooked cabbage 1 cup of raw cabbage 2 cups of white bean soup 1 large raw apple Oh dear God, I think I may suffocate before it gets out of my system.
PassionatePiscesMan		#16	[-]
Posts: 6723 (12/28/08 5:32 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	God Made Meat to Eat
Casey333		#17	[-]
Posts: 741 (12/28/08 5:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I can smell the rancid gas from here. Vegetarianism is a nice idea in theory, but it just doesn't work in the real world.
The Electric Witch		#18	[-]
Posts: 574 (12/28/08 5:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I used to date a vegetarian guy. He farted once while we were in flagrante. It wasn't just a little air fart either but a huge hideous stinking methane ball that filled the room and hinted strongly that something had crawled up his ass and died. I dumped him shortly thereafter because I'm a shallow meat-eating bitch and honestly, the farting had become an issue for me. But to make a long story short, we are still friends and he now swears by "Beano". Last Edited By: The Electric Witch 12/28/08 5:41 PM. Edited 1 times.
blondemss		#19	[-]
Posts: 11214 (12/28/08 5:59 PM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	people fart during sex? like, they can't hold that in? (not referring to the air escape after a vigorous bout of doggy style)
meatball77		#20	[-]
Posts: 10062 (12/28/08 6:04 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's not the veges that are the sickly ones. As long as they eat eggs and dairy they can be fine. It's the vegans who don't eat any animal products. If you have to take supplements in order to sustain a diet, it's not healthy.

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