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Posts: 5144 (12/28/08 9:06 PM) Registered user |
yeah, post here.
why oh why di I do that? It must be a self punishment. The dead hooker thing. Just call a good cleaning service. |
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nololos |
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Posts: 277 (12/28/08 9:09 PM) |
Hide things, 'cause you think you're sooooo clever.
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 WylDawg |
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Posts: 17079 (12/28/08 9:10 PM) Registered user |
We should also admit that we also all have this "friend" who's really good at driving drunk and actually not looking like they're drunk. I'm ashamed of it and will try my best not to let it happen again, but we're all just human. |
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angelinab |
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Posts: 527 (12/28/08 9:17 PM) |
That "friend" is probably me.... or was me anyway. Now that I'm all grown up I like to think I'm smarter than that. I'll hitchhike
instead... which we can add to the list of dumb things.
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 3330 (12/28/08 9:35 PM) Registered User |
When I'm drunk I tend to make love to my wife for hours & hours giving her one earth shattering prgasm after another until she can't move a muscle.
I'm just glad I stopped drinking |
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nololos |
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Posts: 285 (12/28/08 9:50 PM) |
maxxfisher wrote: how YOU doin'? ...oh, wait. |
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 14167 (12/28/08 9:50 PM) Registered user |
Aside from vomiting on someone, I accidentially urine on a couple having sex in a garden.
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hatebrigade |
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Posts: 3028 (12/28/08 9:52 PM) Registered user |
deny being drunk to highlight how drunk i am
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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Posts: 7514 (12/28/08 9:56 PM) |
My friend loves denying that she's drunk when she's completely trashed.
One night our friend was having a party at her apartment and I was sitting on the couch talking to some person I'd never met before. My friend plops down on the couch between us and the kid goes "Wow she's really drunk." My friend's head nearly snapped off her neck as she turns over to him and screams "I'M NOT DRUNK! BUT IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ME SAY THAT I'M AN ALCOHOLIC THEN YES I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!" She then proceeds to snatch the 40oz (yes I was drinking a forty  ) out of my hand downs half the bottle and storms up the stairs to the bedroom, never to be seen again for the rest of the
night.
I've never laughed so hard in my life.
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 14169 (12/28/08 9:59 PM) Registered user |
!!!!!
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 4325 (12/28/08 9:59 PM) |
GJ don't you usually play same sex tongue weighing when you are drunk? On a DARE of course.
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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Posts: 7515 (12/28/08 10:02 PM) |
DeadTwista wrote:Not regularly, why?
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simplyamused |
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Posts: 3242 (12/28/08 10:13 PM) |
I totally tell my own dirt. Honest to a damn fault, ask me a question about shit I did, bad shit, like when I was younger, I'll tell the whole ugly truth.
Not like I really care at this point. But it's just not information you want other people to have the ability to pull out at their will and not yours.
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nololos |
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Posts: 290 (12/28/08 10:16 PM) |
Drink up sam...I'll get back to you later....
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 15695 (12/28/08 10:18 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
I become too friendly when very drunk. You need a car? Have my car. No, I want you to have my car. Let's see how much money I have in my wallet. No, I want
you to have it.
I rarely get blindingly drunk because it costs too much money. |
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simplyamused |
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Posts: 3243 (12/28/08 10:18 PM) |
I'd tell you all of it sober nololos, no worries.
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snowboarders only |
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Posts: 3686 (12/28/08 10:19 PM) Registered User |
I keep saying some variation of "I'm drunk". I'm also too pushy.
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nololos |
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Posts: 293 (12/28/08 10:20 PM) |
If I got all of yous in a room drunk...would i be a rich lady! Rich on dirt, coin and cars!
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 25570 (12/28/08 10:21 PM) Registered User |
Unleash my vulgar alcoholic tourettes.
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 4328 (12/28/08 10:27 PM) |
GrenadeJumper85 wrote: Just wondering. |
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