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I think part of the problem is that zombies in RE5 were alive so if you see them in the promo it's like "OMG WTF BBQ?" if you've never played RE games (and lived under a rock).

As for Sheva's AI, the internet tells me she's REALLY bad if you increase the difficulty over normal. ZeroPuncation gives two examples of Sheva AI suckage (which also affects Chris AI which nobody bothers to play anyway), he gave her a machine gun but she kept using the hand gun (well take the fucking hand gun away people!) and when he minorly hurt himself she ran over to use a red+green herb on him so he had to stop to run away from her.

I LOVED RE5. I pretty much made Sheva any random VH1 black chick during each stage. "I'M FROM 51ST AND CRENSHAW BITCH!" "NEW YORK IS IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HOUSE"


Anyway, here are some Bust A Groove vids for past BAGs I couldn't post earlier:

Here's the ones that were cut off.

14 Semi-Fiend: Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne (PS2)

Semi-Fiend is ranked pretty high for not talking a lot. I think I only have one more guy on my list that never speaks but he makes up for it by HAVING MINIONS. <3 There are over 100 different creatures in this game you can recruit and fight with/against. Plus he can swallow different larvae to change his elemental power. The game's pretty weird and the minions are creepy, therefore Semi-Fiend = awesome.

13 Buffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire Slayer / Chaos Bleeds (XBOX/PS2)

Buffy is a snarky little bitch who regularly opens a can of whoop ass, who wouldn't enjoy the chance to play as her? The first game is LOADS better than the second but the Buffy zingers are throughout both games. For the games she has: her slayer strength (combos and what not), a super soaker you can fill with ligther fluid or holy water, swords, shovels, sticks, a crossbow. I'm not including Faith since she's basically a clone of Buffy, Xander sucked, and Willow was meh.

12 Jen: Primal (PS2)

I love random games most people haven't played In Primal you play Jen (voiced by Calisto from Xena <3) who is dragged into a battle to return balance between the G.oddess of Order and the God of Chaos. Turns out Jen's a hybrid which allows her to transform into the beings of the four worlds (or she can just use her dagger which sucks ass)

Here are the four forms:
Ferai: A horned beast that makes her stronger and faster. Basically a melee world. She can also jump higher.
Undine: A fish form, lets her fight/swim/breathe underwater, she gets energy tenetacles and is totally useless above the water (and will slowly kill her if you use it).
Wraith: A vampire like form, it has an energy whip and the ability to briefly stop time.
Djinn: A stone like form, let's her form two fire blades.


11 The Sourceress: Gauntlet Dark Legacy (PS2)

Yes, she has the most common superpower ever and considering the whole plot of the game she makes NO SENSE. Who the fuck would run around fighting evil wearing heels and a skirt [in a non-magical girl series]!? It makes no sense but amuses me so much. Unless she's running, she walks around with one arm on her hip (FIERCE). Her attacks are either shooting her wand (long range) beating people with the wand (short range) or a poisonous kiss in the air. Since she's a magic user, she can also cure poison food. I don't believe she says anything other than "MMMM DELICIOUS", (orgasm over food), and "AHHHHH!!". All in all she makes me think she might simply be an avatar for Grace Jones.

Here is footage of her in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZxVGYhmyXQ

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You've never heard of inFamous until now? But it's been like one of those hyped games for the PS3 for months! o.o

And I didn't know they were planning a KH3. I only liked the Pride Lands from KH2 and the Tarzan jungle from KH1.

I had heard about it a LONG time ago (like 1/4 longcat) on XPLAY when I used to watch it. I used to read playstation magazine but since I don't I get really behind.

Which sucks since I find my awesome games nobody hears about it by reading PSM.

I count the prequel as KH3 even if it's on the PSP.


10 Nero: Devil May Cry 4 (PS2)

Nero is the new lead for DMC4. Then randomly Dante takes over for about 4 levels (and God they sucked :-/) but enough about Dante. Back to Nero. Who is he? We have no fucking idea. Despite having his awesome demon hand, having a demon summon, a double barreled magnum(?), and being voiced by the MOST AWESOME POWER RANGER EVER ADAM PARK. We learn nothing about his past which is by far one of the most annoying parts of the game next to Dante's levels. Why is his hand all demony? He's supposily related to Dante (through Sparta) but HOW? Son, brother, cousin?

9 Alicia : Bullet Witch (XBOX360)

Oh look another game nobody played. Alicia is the Bullet Witch. Apparently she died years ago and her dad was like "OH NO!" [/emos] and pretty much fucks up the world to bring her back to life which made her a witch or something. Now the Earth is fucked cuz of her so she has to stop it. She takes it upon herself to basically kill evil giant brains (serious) and kill the demons. NO ALICIA YOU ARE THE DEMONS. And then Alicia was a demon. Alicia is yet another "evil being who decided to just fight evil just for lolz" but has the interesting combination of guns and magic (always awesome) she has a machine gun, shotgun, cannon, and gatlin gun. And when she feels like it, she can just hit you with the broom. As well she can create epic tornados and shoot lightning.

Game didn't do too well, probably because the first level isn't very good (but the lighting/graphics/level design improves so much that by the last level you're wondering WTF happened) and its insanely short. Oh and the final boss is a cheating bastard that makes you want to chuck your XBOX 360 out the window. Plus that one level where you have to fight a flying demon on top of an airplane (!?) and you can easily fall to your death... a lot. :-/

8 Kitty-N: Bust A Groove 1/2 (PSX)

Gasp, a white girl beat Pinky!? How is this possible? Three words: Bust A Groove. Kitty N's theme is actually the theme for the overall game and it's fucking AWESOME. I seriously played in that level the entire first day I had the game because of how catchy the song is. Kitty N is basically a ballerina acrobat furry or something. She's pretty awesome in BAG and BAG 2 redesigns her well enough but her new song blows and she falls in love with her dance instruction who ends up being gay.

7 Mileena: Mortal Kombat 2 (Genesis)

Mileena <3 <3 <3 <3 Is there much to be said about this evil bitch? A clone of Kitana passed off as her twin sister (I never understood how this worked since her mouth is obviously not human), Mileena is epically more awesome than Kitana. For some reason she can shoot purple goo at people, can jump through the ground (God I would spam that attack like no other) and one of her fatalities involved sucking a human out of their skin and then spitting out their bones. In one MK game, her ending has her switch bodies with Kitana and then she locks Kitana up and rules as Princess. All Hail Princess Mileena.

6 Levant: Jade Cocoon 1/2 (PSX/2)

If anybody has heard of this game... wow you've heard of this game? A more adult serious version of Pokemon, Levant must brave the four (then 3 more later) forrests and capture minions (to protect himself) to find a way to save his village from a sleeping illness. Levant says nothing in the game so why is he number 6? His minions are FUCKING AWESOME. Plus out of the 171 minions you can merge them any way (2 at a time though) you want resulting in some freaky frankenstein looking monsters with various abilities. The graphics don't hold up as well as they used to but it's Levant's journey that makes it awesome plus the monsters. Then the sequel came and fucked it all up.