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Nods wrote:

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The Heartbreak Yid wrote:

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First of all, would such a small operation be able to handle such a responsibulity? You have Cobra Commander, Destro, The Baroness, and beyond that, theres just a bunch of foot soldiers. Would they be capable of making sure that the world didnt end?

Cobra Commander was always yapping on about world domination, but did he have a plan if he accomplushed his goal? Sure hed be a dictator type, but it entails more than that. What kind of job opportunites would be available? Hed have to expand the organization. Maybe promote from within?

I could understand wanting to take over a country, but taking over the entire world, now thats a huge responsibility, and not one that Cobra Commnder would be capable of handling, and franky, I dont understand how anyone would want such a burdon on their shoulders.

Plus how would Cobra deal with the insurgency, I mean you have Deep Six attacking you from the Sea or Iceberg attacking you from Antarica.

Then again you could engage in massive amount of molestation of Jinx and Cover Girl. As for Scarlet well nobody wants a firecrotch as a sex slave.

Nods wrote:

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The Heartbreak Yid wrote:

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Nods wrote:

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BillGuido wrote:

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Well one would assume that had Cobra taken over, most of the Joes would be dead or imprironed,. While Jinx, Scarlett, and Lady Jay would go down fighing, I could see Cover Girl opting to take on a sex slave role, but the moment The Baroness caught Destro looking at her wrong, shed probably disapear or turn up dead.

We'd still have Zartan's sister, but she always came off as a little dykey to me.

beat you to the punch... the donkey punch if you will

Would Zartan and Co. even be in the picture? They were never really affiliated with Cobra, just mercineries, and always came off as a bit incompetant. Im assuming if Cobra were to take over the world, theyd be able to hire better help.

Well thats the jist of your argument, clearly Cobra will need to sub contract out a number of their issues. I can see Zartan in a more profitable role as a google type company bridging Cobra with other nefarious organizations. You want to talk investment opportunities you look at Zartan for that.