She is on Leno and she's licking her fingers after each thing she makes and picking up the next thing.
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Paula Dean is freaking me out!
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Paula Dean is freaking me out! |
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Posts: 15719 (12/30/08 11:28 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 8358 (12/30/08 11:30 PM) Registered user |
You've never seen the pig in action before?
All of her recipes include 5 sticks of butter, 3 cups of sugar, and a pinch of love. |
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Posts: 1993 (12/30/08 11:30 PM) Registered user |
Paula Dean is so great. I love her accent. I could watch her make food all day long, yawl.
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Posts: 3661 (12/30/08 11:31 PM) Registered user |
*summons the Paula Deen ghostnic*
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Posts: 3047 (12/30/08 11:32 PM) Registered user |
I was watching her on Regis and Kelly a few weeks back and she was cracking my ass up. Her food is probs disgusting but SHE is perfect. <3333
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Posts: 1994 (12/30/08 11:34 PM) Registered user |
ew. who is this fat ugly dyke.
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Posts: 15720 (12/30/08 11:35 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
Bring yah awl to a bawl, y'awl. *licksfingers*
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Posts: 2137 (12/30/08 11:37 PM) Huge apathy
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That was nasty, and Jay calling her baby was odd.
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Posts: 3662 (12/30/08 11:37 PM) Registered user |
I actually think it's impossible for the food she makes to taste bad. Four sticks of butter and layers upon layers of bacon <3.
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Posts: 1354 (12/30/08 11:42 PM) Lost soul |
Paula HONGRY!!!�� DO NOT ask her to make you a sammich!
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Posts: 16 (12/31/08 01:11 AM) |
hey y'all! i just loved bein' on the show tonight. it was late for me and michael groover was awful mad about being in bed with girdy for so long! i
had to make it up to him by fixin' him a snack! boy oh boy to my suprise that bobby was home! i missed my boys this weekend because jamie's baby was
baby jesus at the town church! he was so cute now y'all! i could have wrapped him up in some butter and ate him whole! i love my family so much. so to make
michael groover happy y'all i made my dear aunt becky's special midnight pie!
aunt becky's special midnight pie -1 store fixed pie crust in a tin y'all -1 jar of mince. i like to use nothin' but the mince for this one. lots of raisins! -4 plums cored and pealed -1 jar of strawberry jelly. i like smuckers -4 sticks of butter. put one aside and keep it cold -1 extra stick of butter 1. put the oven on y'all. i like 500 degrees to get it good and hot! michael groover loves a hot snack! 2. put the jar of mince in the pie crust 3. take your plums and fix 'em on the mince. sound good don' it? 4. empty the strawberry jelly on the plums. 5. in your microwave melt 3 sticks of butter. 6. pour butter on pie 7. cut the extra stick into chunks and toss it on the pie 8. turn up the oven to 550 degrees and cook for 50 minutes. 9. when the pie is done it should be golden brown, and bubblin' 10. cut up remaining butter stick on the pie and get ready to serve it y'all! i have such dear memories of auntie makin' this for me and jamie. this was before bobby was born, but i did meet michael groover when he found my girdy for me at the shelter. i'll never forget his face! it's gettin' so late y'all! i best be off to fix this for michael groover! family is very important. be sure to love everyone all the time. night y'all! happy new year! |
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Posts: 3052 (12/31/08 01:29 AM) Registered user |
alol
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FranklinBluth |
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Posts: 3664 (12/31/08 01:53 AM) Registered user |
Got dam I wish I could take credit for that ghostie.
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Posts: 3149 (12/31/08 03:30 AM) Registered user |
Did you see her Thanksgiving show, where she cooked a Turducken? Basically it was a boneless chicken, inside of a boneless duck, inside of a boneless turkey
with stuffing between all three....
Also there was breadsticks wrapped in bacon, with the bacon fat used to mix in with the sweet corn "for taste" |
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Posts: 72 (12/31/08 04:38 AM) |
IFY0USEEKATE wrote: OMG1 Im going to mpot that on my�crush's facebook page. �� |
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Posts: 8938 (12/31/08 05:18 AM) Annoying sports freak |
My wife and I are going to Savannah in May...we plan on eating at The Lady And Sons a couple of times.
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Posts: 1974 (12/31/08 06:49 AM) Registered User |
ColbyRulesAll wrote:Better bring Lipitor and a pair of pants the next size up. |
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Posts: 19275 (12/31/08 07:56 AM) Registered User |
See how Paula's impressed with herself as she "shocks" the audience with her doughnut burger, totally cribbed from some hipster diner show
broadcast a few years ago. NOT original, hun.
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downtown somewhere in Texas |
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Posts: 1322 (12/31/08 09:33 AM) |
I can't stand chef's that have long nails and wear their jewelry while cooking. that is just nasty shit.
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Posts: 19928 (12/31/08 10:18 AM) >: | |
 @ chopping up the last stick of butter and throwing it on top
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Posts: 2370 (12/31/08 11:36 AM) Registered user |
ColbyRulesAll wrote: Plan on waiting in long lines. Also really, I thought the food sucked. I mean it was just not special, greasy, and so salty. And, it's a BUFFET. I thought for *down home southern style* eating, this place: Barbara Jeans was pretty good. If you are up for some sophisticated southern eats, then try The Sapphire Grill. It's also in the historic district. Whatta beautiful city Savannah is, I want to go back. |
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