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getting real wrote:

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What impressed me most about Dr Will was his political acumen and his willingness to keep loading the dice. Have you had any luck in ORG since, Will?


And, re. this:

Instead I had to settle for Kane.

Hey, I could've gone with a hawt body but I went for the greater challenge of looking like a cross between Quasimodo and King Kong instead!

WylDawg was commenting on how Sucksters rank Survivors and he had this to say:


I'll rank the winners according to Sucks logic:

+ 5,000 points if you're a minority female
+ 500 points if you're a female
+ 100 points if you're under the age of 30
+ 50 points if you're attractive

- 50 points if you're fat and/or ugly
- 75 If you believe in God or if you have southern values
- 100 if you're older than 30
- 500 if you have a penis
- 5, 000 points if you're an alpha male who dominated
- 100,000 points if you're a white alpha male over the age of 40


Shit, I must've started like a million style points short of having a chance. Lucky for me, over in Balkia I had discerning ladies blessed with oodles & oodles of perspicaciousness.