I had a cup of tea sitting in my room. It was in there for a while. I went in my room with another cup of tea and poured the rest of the old one into the
new one. There was a little tiny bit left in the old one so I drank it. When I did I felt something get caught in my throat.
I thought it was some of the tea grains that get in tea sometimes. It felt different though. It was like caught in my throat.
So I spit it out. When I looked on the ground I saw that it was a green, kinda small, spider. And it was alive.
So yeah, I had an alive spider in my throat last night. It was bad times.
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The grossest thing ever happened to me last night.
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Posts: 4035 (01/04/09 10:00 PM) Registered User |
I bet it wasn't the worst thing you've ever had in your throat.
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Posts: 30677 (01/04/09 10:01 PM) Registered user |
Too bad it couldn't weave up a web to close your mouth forever. That would be the coolest CSI episode ever.
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Posts: 4036 (01/04/09 10:02 PM) Registered User |
Also, where did you get the tea?
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Posts: 1855 (01/04/09 10:04 PM) |
unduli clone wrote: My mom. She makes good tea. I came to the conclusion that the spider went into the straw while I was out of the room. Then when I drank from the straw I got no tea and all spider. |
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Posts: 4039 (01/04/09 10:05 PM) Registered User |
I'm with Gregory. It sounds like an incredible episode of some hyperbolic TV crime drama. |
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Posts: 30679 (01/04/09 10:06 PM) Registered user |
What beloved childrens classic will you devour next?
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Posts: 8922 (01/04/09 10:08 PM) |
You should have just ate it. Spiders are high in protein.
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Posts: 326 (01/04/09 10:30 PM) |
Doesn't even get one shitball on the Angela scale.
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Posts: 3885 (01/04/09 10:31 PM) Gay Canookian |
Spanky Hot Dog wrote: Are you serious? Mommy makes you tea? |
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Posts: 667 (01/04/09 10:39 PM) |
At least it wasn't in your ass that would have been hard to explain on here. |
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Posts: 4046 (01/04/09 10:40 PM) Registered User |
I just realized that Spanky left a drink in his room. What a messy bitch. |
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Posts: 669 (01/04/09 10:42 PM) |
Judging by the fact he mixes old tea with new tea I can't see him being very clean. How old was the tea like a week on the counter or something? |
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Posts: 329 (01/04/09 10:48 PM) |
That's pretty gross. It reminds me of this one time me and my ex were drinking in her room and she went upstairs for a minute and I realised I was out of
chase, so I grabbed a full can of pop from her shelf and proceeded to take a shot, I felt something clumpy(for lack of a better word) in my throat, so I ran
into her bathroom and poured out the can of pop and a few clumps(again) of mold spilled out. It was so gross and I still can`t get the image out of my mind.
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Posts: 673 (01/04/09 10:50 PM) |
Krossedge wrote:Did it taste good? |
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Posts: 16198 (01/04/09 10:57 PM) Found a guy with |
The eggs will hatch in 2-3 weeks. Be sure to bump this then.
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Posts: 1 (01/04/09 11:51 PM) |
DID YOU AT LEAST LICK UP THE VOMIT AND SPIDER AFTERWARDS?
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Posts: 330 (01/04/09 11:59 PM) |
AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote: I honestly don't really recall the taste. I was kind of disgusted and in shock at the same time... Too busy to taste. haha. |
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Posts: 1653 (01/05/09 01:28 AM) Registered User |
not trying to compete, but when an ileostomy bag pops open onto you, gimme a call ;)
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Posts: 824 (01/05/09 01:30 AM) |
My ex-bofo had to do a rotation at a prison when he was in med school or in residency, and he told me about this guy had herpes around the hole where his
colostomy bag was because he used to let guys fuck it in exchange for cigarettes.
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