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Ben Tucker wrote:

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This would make a great Survivor:


-20 contestants, half of them from California. This would ensure that the beautiful people are represented. In fact, nobody over the age of 35.

-So that Jeff knows exactly what's going on at camp, he should live with them, but in a large and luxurious bungalo. Possibly with servants. In fact, maybe the not-from-California people, who are most likely ugly, could be Jeff's servants. Of course, they'd still live with the Californians. That's only fair.

-All challenges should involve running into the water and swimming out to puzzle pieces, then running them back to shore. This hybrid of physical strength and mental skills is only fair. I mean, according to our resident Survivor improvement guru, ArtieeLange, if you aren't fit enough to win a challenge like that, you shouldn't be on the show anyways, right?

-Have five different Exile Islands, and send one person to each of them every episode. In addition, everyone should have a hidden immunity idol at the start of the game, thinking that they were given it by production to 'stir up' the game.

-A return to the Haves vs. Have Nots tribes. Perhaps comprise the California people together in one tribe against the 'normal' people. The winners of each challenge can live in the bungalow with Jeff.


I believe these improvements will return Survivor to it's old status as a ratings goldmine.

Guaranteed.