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3. Sue Lowden (R-NV)
Running for: Senate


Sue is a shimmering radiant g.oddess who is taking on one of the stodgiest and most pathetic figures in American politics at the moment. He's also one of the most powerful though, so if she wins her primary, Sue will instantly catapult into superstardom and become a national icon.

Like many of her Republican g.oddess compatriots, Sue started out as a beauty queen. She was Miss New Jersey 1973 and second runner-up in Miss America. ^_^



She then toured with Bob Hope in Vietnam as a USO girl for soldiers to ogle at.



how glamorous


When she returned home, she finished school and became a reporter and eventual anchorwoman for a Las Vegas tv station.



And finally, after getting bored with that she decided to get into state politics. Sounds familiar amirite? She was a state senator and chairwoman of the Nevada GOP so she has a quality resume to move up the ladder. She just has to topple the beast that is Harry Reid.



Harry is quite possibly the most boring human being to ever exist, but somehow he slithered his way up the hierarchy to become Senate Majority Leader. His popularity at home has plummeted over the last few years so he could be defeated, but he also has like $80 bajillion in casino money and controls the ~*LAS VEGAS MACHINE*~. It'll be an epic battle for sure, but even Democrats don't really like him anymore so hopefully we can all unite behind such an alluring celestial being like Sue Lowden.� Then someone colorful and radioactive like Chuck Schumer will become majority leader. ^_^

If she doesn't win the primary I instantly won't care anymore though. A random former beauty queen taking out the most powerful man in the Senate is pretty much the epitome of the American dream. You know what to do, Nevada. <3



She also decorated her convertible for her tour of the state ^_^




And now I'll leave you with this video describing the incredibly epic journey that is the life of Sue Lowden.

2. Stormy Daniels (R-LA)
Running for: Senate


Stormy is a glamorous porn star following the Mary Carey dream of getting into politics. ^_^




I could just end her writeup there. What else needs to be said?! But there is more.

She's contemplating running against this guy called David Vitter in the Republican primary



He was involved in a series of prostitution scandals and it came out that he would have his hookers do things like wear diapers because he was into that X_X




That obviously destroyed his family values cred, so Stormy's philosophy is that she's open and straightforward about her seedy behavior so there won't be any surprises or scandals while she's serving the people of Louisiana. I really couldn't agree more.

At first I thought this was all just a publicity stunt and a way to embarrass Vitterdouche, but then I started seeing her on all kinds of talk shows talking about the federal deficit and supply side economics and all that noise. So intelligent! <3



Her experience as a high class adult entertainer has helped her develop her amazing platform

Stormy knows first hand the effect our economy is having on working families and businesses. As a dancer, she sees it on the faces of those who come to see her for a little diversion and as a leader in a multi-billion dollar industry she feels it in the loss of revenue and jobs stemming from a dangerous encroachment on the inherent guarantees of our free market system.

With the collapse of the economy, the adult entertainment industry has seen a rise in illegally downloaded and pirated intellectual property resulting in a loss of revenue and jobs in the industry. And yet, the impact of intellectual property theft on the economy is not limited just to the adult entertainment industry. Indeed, the pervasiveness of intellectual property theft threatens to undermine a basic tenant of free market capitalism-that creativity and hard work should be rewarded and protected.

Whether it's the couple in their garage inventing our next source of energy or Stormy working on her next feature, all entrepreneurs deserve to know that the results of their efforts are going to be protected. This is the ultimate role of our government in a free market economy. Without these protections, enterprise suffers, creativity dims and a once healthy free market system finds itself on a collision course with socialism

Stormy Daniels has been a fierce advocate for female empowerment in the business world. She has a proven record of success in a male dominated industry. Stormy believes that women can not only succeed in businesses typically run by men, but can do better. This is what inspired her a few years ago to take the reins of her own destiny and add director and screenwriter to her resume.

� As a Senator, Stormy would be well equipped to apply the model she honed from the adult entertainment industry to the private sector as a whole. Stormy understands the power women possess. She knows that they can go from in front of the camera to directing the camera, from sorting in the mail room to running the board room.

Stormy believes that our children are the future and cares deeply about them. This is why she insists that protecting our children is not simply a moral issue, but a national security issue. The United States must ensure that its future leaders are protected against age-inappropriate content that could cause permanent psychological harm. Stormy has been a leading advocate for the prevention of underage access to adult material on the internet.

so amazing. One of the headlines on her website is "It's the economy, sexy!" <3

Here she is talking about her candidacy on CNN so you can see how




Obviously she won't win, but let's hope she runs so we can get some glamorous ads from her. Sadly a series of tragedies may have derailed her dreams.

Her campaign manager was the target in a CAR BOMB ATTACK. Stormy could have died with him, which would have been more devastating than the assassinations of JFK and MLK combined. She was also arrested for domestic violence recently.

The Smoking Gun has the Tampa Bay Police report, according to which Daniels "told cops that she did not intentionally hit her husband, but acknowledged tossing a potted plant in the kitchen sink, throwing the couple's wedding album on the floor, and breaking some candles."

lol <3



PRAY she doesn't give up. STORMY4PREZ

and who could possibly be better than her???
"stay tuned" -julie chen