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I still have my moldy cast from when I broke my arm in the 5th grade. I wonder if the Psyduck some asian kid drew on it would diminish its sex appeal.

16. Senator Jeff Merkley (D-OR)


This is the man who defeated Gordon Smith, aka the bastard Udall. I don't know much about him, but you can't tell me this man doesn't own:





15. Rep. Martin Heinrich (D-NM)


Voted Politics1's sexiest male politician of 2006! I personally think that's a VERY good picture of him. His teeth are weird and kind of melded together in other ones.



He's no Scott Kleeb, that's fer sure. Plus he took out two precious hags in the primary






14. Rep. Alice Constandina "Dina" Titus (D-NV)









I think those pictures speak for themselves, but Dina is a fierce Greek goddess diva from Georgia and part of the glamorous Las Vegas political machine. <3

And here's a hot video of her. It's totally NSFW



panning over her entire body <3

13. Senator Mark Warner (D-VA)


*GASP*

Mark is probably considered to be the newest member with the most potential. He was chosen to give the keynote address at the Democratic convention, he won with like 86% of the vote or something, he may have actually helped Obama win VA, and he already has presidential buzz for 2016 (). It's only fair that I rank him this high, but I personally find him sooooo boring.

Just look at how happy all of these other new senators are to be officially sworn in ^_^








(begich's son putting his hand on the bible too <3)

Now look at surly joyless Warner:




Even Herman Munster looks more fun





Plus I'm convinced that people irrationally want him to be president so soon only because he has that Kennedyesque horsey quality to him



gross


Considering he has the personality of bread mold, is practically a Republican, and will be even uglier in 8 years, I predict Mark Warner will be a COLOSSAL DISAPPOINTMENT in Washington and amount to nothing more than he's already achieved. <3