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 Carol of the Bells Palsy |
I went gay for a dozen free donuts |
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Posts: 28 (01/09/09 09:30 AM) |
Well, I really didn't go gay I just made believe I was gay to get the donuts for nothing. There's a male worker at my local Dunkin Donuts who must
think I'm a galloping fruity because he's always giving me the queer eye. Today I walk in and he gets the courage to ask me out, so I said maybe if you
give me a dozen free donuts I'll consider it, and he did. The next time I see him I'll tell him I'm not interested.
Was that wrong of me? |
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WoodstockZ |
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Posts: 578 (01/09/09 09:32 AM) Registered user |
What kind of donuts?
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 factoryhurl |
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Posts: 5312 (01/09/09 09:33 AM) Registered user |
will you suck thirteen for a dozen?
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Carol of the Bells Palsy |
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Posts: 29 (01/09/09 09:33 AM) |
Assorted. Really tasty.
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 30755 (01/09/09 09:33 AM) Registered user |
A lot of men go gay for dough.
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AnAlanSmitheeFilm |
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Posts: 4809 (01/09/09 09:35 AM) Registered User |
Whatever. You've already downed a dozen of his creamed filled
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Carol of the Bells Palsy |
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Posts: 30 (01/09/09 09:35 AM) |
factoryhurl wrote: Oh hell no! I'm strictly a pussy lover. I can't even touch my own dick wihout getting skeeved out. |
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WoodstockZ |
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Posts: 579 (01/09/09 09:35 AM) Registered user |
If there were any jelly donuts you are totally committed.
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star jumper |
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Posts: 38793 (01/09/09 09:41 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
You are at least commited to a dinner. You can break it off afterwards though, but don't be a douche.
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 30756 (01/09/09 09:44 AM) Registered user |
Unless, of course, as part of the deal, you're actually being douched. |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 16274 (01/09/09 09:44 AM) Found a guy with |
You do know he "wore" them first, right?
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 5314 (01/09/09 09:46 AM) Registered user |
he wore the ones with holes. the filled ones? cum to your own conclusion.
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WoodstockZ |
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Posts: 580 (01/09/09 09:58 AM) Registered user |
Dinner isn't a date. Insist on a movie too.
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star jumper |
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Posts: 38794 (01/09/09 10:04 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Never a movie on the first date. The inductory dinner date is the deal maker or breaker. Why sit next to someone for two hours after a boring/horrible dinner?
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 3986 (01/09/09 10:08 AM) Gay Canookian |
I'd go straight for a large coffee
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Onno |
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Posts: 2424 (01/09/09 10:10 AM) |
r u a chub
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 596 (01/09/09 10:11 AM) |
blues, i got something for you
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UrbanRenewal |
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Posts: 406 (01/09/09 10:16 AM) |
Onno wrote: his boyfriend wants him to be |
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 15791 (01/09/09 10:24 AM) 10 per day, bitches! |
Carol of the Bells Palsy wrote:fatty. |
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 3865 (01/09/09 11:13 AM) Registered User |
effeminate heterosexual.
and a fatty. |
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WoodstockZ |
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Posts: 581 (01/09/09 11:14 AM) Registered user |
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