Shit! I almost forgot about this. That reminds me, there is another psycho beauty pageant show coming up on another channel. I want to tivo it. What was it
called again? I can't find the thread.
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Toddlers & Tiaras on TLC! Shut up!.. I SAID SHUT UP!!!
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Posts: 19197 (01/27/09 9:39 PM) Registered user |
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Marchient |
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Posts: 799 (01/27/09 9:43 PM) |
ExMenudoFan wrote: I wonder. |
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Posts: 412 (01/27/09 10:31 PM) Registered user |
Hahahahahahahaha.....Gay pageant Dad <3!!!!! WTF at the parents competing?? That lady with the muffin top and baton made my night! Extra lol cause she said
that outfit made her feel skinny.
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Posts: 17537 (01/27/09 10:49 PM) |
So what's wrong with effeminate (sp?) Pageant Dad knowing how to sew fabulous sequined costumes and do makeup and hair? More fathers should be that
involved in their daughters' hobbies!
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Posts: 189 (01/28/09 12:31 AM) |
Marchient wrote:I don't wonder if he's gay.The pink shirt,the sewing and baton twirling say it all.I do however wonder how he got such a pretty wife. When the crazy grey haired mom said her daughter needed enhacement I thought maybe she meant implants.And her costume was all kinds of horrible. This bunch was nuttier and more delusional than usual. |
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lilmzcan |
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Posts: 190 (01/28/09 12:33 AM) |
Also what is it with the lack of an audience.All i saw were the contestants and judges.Big whoop.
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I really didn't think it was possible, but this show is stupider and more pointless than Grey's Anatomy.
Fucking hell. |
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Posts: 1181 (01/28/09 1:11 AM) Registered user |
lilmzcan wrote:No outside guests are allowed, only friends and family of the contestants. At least that's what they said on one of the kid pageant shows I saw. |
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Posts: 3530 (01/28/09 7:49 AM) Registered User |
I can just imagine what the "audience" would look like if the general public was allowed. It would be nothing but trench coats & camcorders
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Posts: 1000 (01/28/09 8:41 AM) Registered user |
^^^
Shit! I almost forgot about this. That reminds me, there is another psycho beauty pageant show coming up on another channel. I want to tivo it. What was it called again? I can't find the thread. the other child pageant train wreck is Little Miss Perfect on We, starts Feb. 18 http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/44578 Seriously though, I don't know how it gets better than Toddlers and Tiaras where mothers are pitted against their children.
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Posts: 191 (01/28/09 12:08 PM) |
maxxfisher wrote: Good one lol ! |
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Posts: 794 (01/28/09 12:37 PM) |
Meanpeoplesuck1 wrote:why didn't her "best pageant friend" suggest that she do somthing with her hair? there's nothing wrong with gray but her's is dingy |
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Posts: 8 (01/28/09 4:22 PM) |
If your everyday outfits make strangers think you are competing in a Holiday Inn Pageant Grand Supreme then it's time to put down the fucking bedazzler.
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Posts: 301 (02/02/09 12:07 PM) |
lilmzcan wrote: 2 words "green card." Though I am not sure which one needed to get married to get one, him or her. I had forgotten how much I like looking into this bizzaro parenting world. This could be as good as showbiz moms and dads. |
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This could be as good as showbiz moms and dads. |
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Posts: 6368 (02/07/09 11:50 AM)
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I finally got to watch the two epi's of this I had lingering in my DVR.
And omg, on the latest episode, seeing that woman trying to make her 2yr old practice for a pageant and tell her to 'draw on her face with a color crayon' WTF was that? Why would that be something pageant worthy to do? And than her having her baby up on the bathroom counter while she rubs tanning shit all over her body..seriously? That is insane. I love how the father said it's everything he is against, but yet he lets it go on. <3 And than Story.. she is a c00tie and that name owns. I never heard of anyone named Story before. I like it. However, her mom is a pure mental case too. I was glad they showed the Aunt and Mother who put there kid in a 'non-glitz' pageant. I didn't even know they had those these days. Anyway, this show delivers big time! I knew it would! |
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Posts: 296 (02/07/09 5:41 PM) |
My favorite part was when tanning mom tells the camera whenever her daughter doesn't want to compete that will be it for pageants.Then the kid whines and
cries the whole episode.Gee mom you really think she looks happy competing?
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Posts: 1747 (02/09/09 8:48 PM) Registered User |
According to my TiVo is the "Chitlin Strut" competition tonight!
Come on melt-downs! |
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Posts: 822 (02/10/09 10:29 PM) |
alright then for the lez pageant moms from missisippi!
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Posts: 335 (02/11/09 12:19 AM) Registered User |
How the hell did that tubby chubby chicklet win the "Grand Exalted Ultimate Universal Supreme Royalty Pageant Princess Queen" (or whatever the fuck
it is) title?
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