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Posts: 4530 (01/17/09 03:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fat free Internet Remove this ad As I am currently approaching the 5K Post Mark, I decided that I needed to celebrate by creating my first Clubs thread! YAY! I'm setting out to rank all of the winners of all the seasons of reality shows that I've watched/cared about/remember. I know, 94 seems low, but I haven't seen every season of every show, so I just chose these 94 to rank. I won't tell you what seasons/shows I'm pulling from, but it's a rather eclectic mix. And I will give you the networks they come from, so speculate away! ABC - 5 winners Bravo - 12 winners CBS - 28 winners CW - 6 winners Fox - 11 winners MTV - 3 winners NBC - 6 winners Sci-Fi - 1 winner UPN - 6 winners VH1 - 16 winners NOTE: I didn't rank any shows that have group winners (like the RW/RR challenges) except for TAR. #94: Stefani (The Apprentice) #93: Whitney (America's Next Top Model) #92: Eric/Danielle (The Amazing Race) #91: BJ/Tyler (The Amazing Race) #90: Naiman (America's Next Top Model) #89: Taylor Hicks (American Idol) #88: Saleisha (America's Next Top Model) #87: Ruben Studdard (American Idol) <3 unduli Last Edited By: unduli clone 01/19/09 02:44 PM. Edited 2 times.
Dictatorship		#1	[-]
Posts: 6697 (01/17/09 03:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Top 3: Carrie Underwood, David Cook, Jenna Morasca
unduli clone		#2	[-]
Posts: 4532 (01/17/09 03:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	#94: Stefani The Apprentice (Season 6) It's a great honor to be last on this list, and Stefani has risen to the occassion. Despite being a super-hottie and the second woman to win Trump's sexist job-search show, Stefani managed to work against these excellent qualities by being utterly boring, forgettable, and never doing anything colorful. Even worse, she beat out clearly-superior Asian Sensation James in the F2... he had been Project Manager like eight times (due to some retarded twist) and was all kinds of awesome, but Stefani was never Project Manager, ever. Also, the win clearly belonged to Heidi: RAWBED _______________________________________________________________________________ #93: Whitney America's Next Top Model (Cycle 10) It took ten seasons for Tyrant to finally get the balls to crown a fattie America's Next Top Model, and she couldn't have chosen a more inopportune "model" to bless. Whitney stumblefucked her way through the entire competition on her ginormous thighs, somehow garnering praise and knocking out uber beauties Anya, Fatima and Katarzyna (with names like that, how couldn't they be beautiful???). She was fat, and was also a super bitch and whined about everything. Also, she was fat. To make matters worse, her mouth was gaping open in every single photoshoot for the entire cycle, swear to God. Also, she was fat. Since Whitney's win, she has gone on to film a glorious Covergirl ad campaign where she did fatty things like bake cupcakes and try to ride a bicycle. Covergirl managed a big "fuck you" to Tyra by forcing Whitney to say "huge," or some equally connotative fatty synonym, in every commercial. Oh, Whitney also looks like this now: Fuck you Tyra. Fuck you. Coming up next... Spoiler [+] Second-time around players are always the best! Last Edited By: unduli clone 01/18/09 11:55 PM. Edited 1 times.
Dictatorship		#3	[-]
Posts: 6699 (01/17/09 03:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fuck you Tyra. Fuck you. X! Worst.Winner.Ever. Next must be Eric and Danielle. Better not be Parv. :\
ZombieLinda		#4	[-]
Posts: 6538 (01/17/09 03:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I love both of them. Stefani randomly winning because Trump realized how awful the other 3 were after watching the show. <3 Of course I wanted a Rebecca/Kristine final 2, but it was hilarious how he was FORCED to settle for a completely INV and worthless hag. And Whitney was one of the few ANTM winners that was actually entertaining and edited negatively. I hated every single fatty up until her because they were all so boring and self pitying, but Fatney OWNED her glamorous jelly, and was an obnoxious pathetic blonde whore bottom 3 goddess <3
unduli clone		#5	[-]
Posts: 4535 (01/17/09 03:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The two people eliminated first in the F4 would've been worse than Stefani, but James was clearly EPIC and Asian! The double-firing of Kristine and Heidi was tragic and ruined the season. Tocarra >>>>> every fatty ever. Whitney actually thought she was amazing, which disgusts me.
louie77		#6	[-]
Posts: 17551 (01/17/09 03:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Terry Fator to win this one too!
ZombieLinda		#7	[-]
Posts: 6539 (01/17/09 03:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I also liked her because I was one of like, 3 people in the very divisive ANTM thread that was rooting for her. Here's one of my old obnoxious posts created to annoy the haters: ZombieLinda wrote: PRE-FINALE WHITNA NICOLE LOVE <33333 such a precious hag <3 WHERE'S THE SARAN WRAP?!?!
Katy Carney		#8	[-]
Posts: 3626 (01/17/09 03:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Parvati ftw! Hoopz and Brandi M. ftl!
Thailandsurvivor		#9	[-]
Posts: 4608 (01/17/09 03:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	FTW!!! Shamrock was robbed on Louie's list.
ZombieLinda		#10	[-]
Posts: 6541 (01/17/09 03:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fat free Internet Remove this ad TWEETY FTL THIS STUPID TRANNY CANARY WON THE LOONEY TUNES VERSION OF SURVIVOR AFTER BEING INV ALL SEASON AND OTTP IN THE FINALE AND HE DID IT BY DEFEATING MASTERMIND DAFFY BECAUSE OF A TECHNICALITY H8
solesurvivor01		#11	[-]
Posts: 4872 (01/17/09 03:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Second time around winners? Eric and Danielle/Parvati/Amber FTL!
CSCin3D		#12	[-]
Posts: 11143 (01/17/09 03:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	omg naj I remember that
pinoyako		#13	[-]
Posts: 5511 (01/17/09 06:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Eric and Danielle should be next.
kishuu		#14	[-]
Posts: 1089 (01/17/09 06:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Eric/Danielle ftl. Followed up by TK/Rachel.
jensamember36		#15	[-]
Posts: 2325 (01/17/09 06:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Thailandsurvivor wrote: FTW!!! Shamrock was robbed on Louie's list. Persia was RAWBED!!!
DAnn Coulter		#16	[-]
Posts: 4823 (01/17/09 06:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Why so much Eric and Daniele hate??? and who's this??? ---->
Blondzilla5150		#17	[-]
Posts: 5957 (01/17/09 06:51 PM) A Danger to Myself & Others Reply Quote More Recent Posts	jensamember36 wrote: Thailandsurvivor wrote: FTW!!! Shamrock was robbed on Louie's list. Persia was RAWBED!!! Persia was NOT robbed, John Brown WAS robbed. Hallelujah holla back! But I still love Shamrock too! <3 eta: DAnn.. it's Shamrock winner of "The White Rapper Show" yw!
jensamember36		#18	[-]
Posts: 2327 (01/17/09 06:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Blondzilla5150 wrote: jensamember36 wrote: Thailandsurvivor wrote: FTW!!! Shamrock was robbed on Louie's list. Persia was RAWBED!!! Persia was NOT robbed, John Brown WAS robbed. Hallelujah holla back! But I still love Shamrock too! <3 John Brown<3 King of the Burbs he wanted to revive the projects (or some shit like that) <3 Last Edited By: jensamember36 01/17/09 06:55 PM. Edited 1 times.
Blondzilla5150		#19	[-]
Posts: 5959 (01/17/09 06:54 PM) A Danger to Myself & Others Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No, No, No.. Not the projects..The BURBS, yo!!!
jensamember36		#20	[-]
Posts: 2328 (01/17/09 06:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fat free Internet Remove this ad omg that show was awesome! Persia threatening to hit ppl with her dildo<3 John Brown's crazy azz<3 The BLondGODDESS who's name i don't remember<3

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unduli's 5K Post Extravaganza! - Ranking 94 Reality Winners NOW

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