Whatever show you people are talking about, I dunno what it is, so it won't be on the list. </3
#92: Eric and Danielle
The Amazing Race (All Stars)
It seems to be a well-known fact that in an All Stars edition of any given show, there will be at least one or two people in the cast who really shouldn't be there. It's also an unfortunate fact that these undeserving "all-stars" usually end up going very far, if not outright winning. However, take heart: no matter what All Stars editions we are "treated to" in the future, no All Star edition of any reality show will EVER top The Amazing Race All-Stars for having the most undeserving winners.
Eric/Danielle weren't even a fucking pair from The Amazing Race!!! He was some closet homo frat boy who lost to a pair of the world's shittiest racers, and she was some random buttslut who got eliminated two hours after the race started. Apparently every single other person in the entire universe didn't agree to come back for All Stars, so casting had to get "creative" and combine Eric and Danielle to form the most shittastic duo ever born. They weren't even a couple, they just claimed to be dating in order to get cast. WHAT.THE.FUCK.
To top it all off, Eric and Danielle were racing in the final leg against fan favorite Charla (and her cousin Mirna), which would've given us one of the best winners ever, and against beauty queens Dustin and Kandace, a kickass female team that nearly won their season and would've been worthy of not only being the first all-lady winners, but also of being the winners of an All Stars season.
Maybe Eric and Danielle raced well, I really don't know. It doesn't matter because the world hates them.
SEETHING
HATRED
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#91: Mike Boogie
Big Brother (All Stars)
Boogie was pretty much a slightly better version of Eric/Danielle. He was completely undeserving of an All Star spot, and only got it because Will told producers he wouldn't go on the show if Boogie wasn't on it (aw, true love). So again, someone who can't legally be called an All Star in any country ended up winning the whole shebang.
BB: All Stars wasn't a bad season, but we were given the worst possible F2 ever. Just like TAR: All Stars, we had the potential to have some of the best winners ever: evil mastermind Danielle, knocked out at the F6; ultimate mindfuck Will Kirby, eliminated at the F4; challenge goddess and recipient of really creepy love, Janelle, coming in third for a second time; hell, even Chicken George would've been better for the laffos.
The worst part about Boogie winning was that we were so close to having a great winner. At the F4, local troll Erika was supposed to go home, which would've ended with a Janelle or Will win, either of which would've been the best possible outcome for BB: All Stars. Unfortunately, Erika used the same sort of witchcraft that got her in the cast and talked Janelle into booting Will in an EPIC move, ultimately cementing her fate and the TRAGIC ending of Big Brother All Stars.
The one good thing you can say about Boogie is that he's a better winner than Erika would've been, which is saying hardly anything at all.
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