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Sorry for the long delay. I've been selling my soul to my university so they don't drop my classes... I should update tomorrow evening after work!


And Dani did totally deserve to win over Dick, you're right chad. She was great.

YAY!!!!
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#79: Adam
Big Brother (Season 9)

Some people may think Adam is ranked too low, but someone as butt ugly as this mongoloid freak deserves to be rated this low simply because he subjected me to an entire season of ugly.

BB9 was the much-hated winter season. It was one of the beautiful products of the 2007/08 Writer's Strike, and the writer's of the BB script were evidently absent. It started out by pairing the 14 players into seven couples who had to share the game (and their bed!) with. It was supposedly designed to give each person their ULTIMATE connection, but only two of the pairs ended up doing the nasty.

Adam was paired up with the GODDESS Sheila for some reason, because she was a 45-year old (or so) princess of EPIC proportions, and he was some ugly guy who made fun of mentally disabled kids by calling them retarded and alienated his beautiful partner and pissed off all 12 viewers in like the second week.

Anyhow, Adam/Sheila made it to the F10, when the couples became individuals, and he coasted to the end with an alliance of ugly. On the way he knocked out schizophrenic stalker QUEEN Natalie and the divine Sheila, but he's not entirely blame for their untimely evictions. Despite a fairly respectable win, he's ranked this low because his "good game" was played against a group of morons and he's a fucking hideous troll. I can't believe they didn't blur out his face.


GODDAMMIT

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#78: Brandi M
Charm School (Rock of Love)

Lord knows that VH1 is famous for collecting a plethora of classless skanks and fully humiliating their drunken sexcapades on their "dating shows," but VH1 is one of those charitable networks that truly gives back to the people it uses. This form of charitable recompense comes in the form of VH1's Charm School, which has collected a seriously disturbing bunch of whores for their Flavor of Love and Rock of Love editions.

The original Charm School had a respectable premise - especially volatile women from Flavor of Love had to go to school to learn to be real ladies and reform their ways, culminating in one bitch graduating $50,000 richer. The girls had no idea how to play the game other than to change, so we had a few people who seemed genuine in their transformation yet entertained us.

By the time Charm School: Rock of Love rolled around, these bitches knew exactly how to play. Instead of literally improving, the girls just sabotaged one another and put on elaborate shows for the completely biased judges; coupled with a ridiculously OTTPP winner's edit, the show was a total FAIL and delivered us a completely FAIL of a winner.

Brandi M, who was actually great on Rock of Love 1, ended up being the fakest cunt of all, pulling out fake *%#*%, cigarette-cough-punctuated sobs, and plenty of dick-suckin' on one of the "deans" in order to win. She was a nasty vile whore who didn't change one iota yet managed to pull the wool over the dean's eyes the best of all - I should respect this, but coming from this fake-ass bitch in such a yawn-worthy way, it was loathsome.

And that jealous hag plans on using her winning to get a boob job, presumably to help further her porn career, which already has a great start. Oh, what CHARM.

(so sorry about the awful picture, but I was way too scared to search Google for any variation of her name without Safe Search enabled)
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#77: Fantasia Barrino
American Idol (Season 3)
(If you've ever seen that album cover on an actual store shelf, consider yourself one of the elite 0.0004%)

Remember back when I ranked Ruben and said that he took Idol's second-season credibility and proceeded to chop it to bits? Well Fantasia took those tiny pieces of credibility, put them in a time machine, and shot them to Nagasaki the morning of August 9th, 1945.

I'm still skeeved out that Fantasia won. She beat out lovegoddess Boomie for some insane reason, and somehow outlasted EPIC wonder Latoya London (that F6 result was fucking BULLSHIT). She didn't have that much charisma or skill, and it's really odd that she managed to get more votes than some of the other beautiful ladies.

Anyhow, after America crowned her their American Idol, she proceeded to sell 43 copies of her album and pretty much never produce a single hit. Like, ferreal. She was so unpopular that the name Fantasia is now considered bad luck by 93% of the world's religions. She's just so lame, and boring, and meh, I don't even feel like devoting more paragraphs to her.

Oh, one more: the only thing redeemable about her is that she filmed a Lifetime movie starring her as herself! It also gave birth to the epic line: "'Tasia, you pregnant?"


I'M SO NOT POSTING THAT NASTY-ASS-IN-THE-MIRROR-TAKEN-WITH-A-CELLPHONE PICTURE SHIT

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Why thank you, Tennis Ace.
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