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^ETA - how quickly we forget Matt and Natalie?

That's the second pair I was referring to... even if she only sucked his thang, it's still da' nasty!

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#76: Benji SCHWIMMER
So You Think You Can Dance (Season Two)

You know how gay guys rarely get on AI (with the bizarre exception of Queen Aiken)? Well FOX decided to make up for their Idol homophobia by letting the queeniest, most revolting Joker-esque woman win their first season of SYTYCD that anyone watched.

I'm still completely puzzled as to how Benji won, and why. I've talked to many girls about him, and they all seem to agree that he's so "cute" and "adorable." WHAT.THE.FUCK. Benji was a good dancer, sure, but Travis (a much less queeny gay god) and Heidi (Aryan goddess) were just as good, if not better, but somehow lost to the Mormon Queen.

While some of you may think this is the worst thing about Benji, I consider it his only redeeming quality: he began the SCHWIMMER DANCING DYNASTY!!! After winning SYTYCD2, his little sister LACEY was brought on for the third season and made it to the finale where she was summarily executed first. After that star performance, she continued to whore her family legend by going on Dancing with the Stars (as a PRO!) and making it to the finale, where she was summarily executed first.

I really dislike Benji and his camera-hogging showboat behavior on his season (and on his sister's seasons), but because he gave us Lacey I'm only putting him in the low 70's. <3

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#75: Tango
I Love New York (Season 1)

Miss New York was the illustrious drama goddess of VH1 on Flavor of Love 1 and 2 and was rewarded with her very own LOVE show. Despite not having a dozen women to massacre, New York still managed to turn in a respectably entertaining show and make people "fight" over her. Unfortunately, by the time ILNY1 rolled around, contestants on VH1 shows had learned the drill: be retarded, be a tough guy, or shit on random floors and you'll get airtime.

Tango was a camera-grubbing douchebag who tried so hard to be smooth and chill, but was extremely yawn-worthy. He got into lots of "fights," though! All of fights consisted of yelling at people and shoving his chest out but never getting close enough to actually fight. He was such a ridiculous pussy, but Miss New York somehow fell for his ploy and picked him.

The only good thing about Tango was that he dumped NY at the reunion because she made fun of his mom on the show. <3


TRUE LOVE... DEFEATED
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#74: Deelishus
Flavor of Love (Season Two)

Everyone knows Flavor of Love - hideous pygmy troll Flava Flav has VH1 scrape up about $25 to pay 14 hags to come on TV and compete for his affection. The first season was EPIC, and the quick-to-follow second season was pretty great as well. When GODDESS New York made a guest appearance to shake up the women, Flav remembered how much he luv'd her and brought her back into the competition!!! YAY

New York skanked her big beautiful black ass to the F2, where Flav picked a big monstrous man-beast over her. Honestly, I don't remember that much about Deelishus; I remember hating her for beating NY, and not liking to look at her pancake face or scary arm scars. What a borewhore.

I'm afraid that if I say too much about her she'll be cast on ILM3, so I'm stopping now...


PHOTOSHOOT AT A FISH FRY <333
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You can look at that picture and not hate him????????

Impressive. Most impressive.

I loved Kameron and Lacey got lots of residual love from it.