Now if you could only insert my ass in there..........
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Lobsters |
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Oh that's much better...
Now if you could only insert my ass in there.......... |
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Liquidsunshine |
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dagny1331 |
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Liquidsunshine |
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All fixed!!!
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XtremeCookification |
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Can you just imagine asking him to sign your ass? I hope she wasn't underage...LOL
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Lobsters |
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dagny1331 wrote: That made me laugh so hard I cried. Dag, you are the BEST.
OMG, do you mind, if I ever meet him, if I have him sign that??? He'll be all WTF? |
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suckshardcore |
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You should bring a real lobster to get him to sign, a live one in a trap and everything. That would be amusing but probably a hassle.
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Liquidsunshine |
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Lobsters - you better stick to having him sign the maternity pants, lest you piss off PETA. Or whomever the advocate is for lobsters.
Edited to add: it's the Lobster Liberation. Yes, I looked it up. |
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Lobsters |
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Way to piss all over my fun. Bitches. |
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Liquidsunshine |
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Cock blocked by the Lobster Lib! You should try it anyway. You'd be on the news and everything. |
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dagny1331 |
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Crustaceans!
True story--years ago we had a wicked pissah storm, and the next day I was walking the beaches with my then boyfriend and there were all of these baby lobsters washed up on shore. So thinking "yummy!" we filled up a pail and threw some water in and brought them back to his place. They were the size of super jumbo shrimp. As the day wore on, I kept looking at the baby lobsters, started tearing upby evening, and by 10:30 pm I made him drive me back to the beach and I put them all back in the ocean. Crawl free, babies! |
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Liquidsunshine |
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Awwww, dags. That's cute! |
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Lobsters |
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*wipes away a tear.
Thank You for releasing my brethren. |
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Tigerjag |
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I so love y'all! Crackin' my shit up, I mean UP!
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Lobsters wrote:
So, has he signed any boobs that we know of? Man he's yummy looking. As always, I'm all O_O at his crotch. Don't mind me.
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Lobsters |
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Bev! Stop making me look at his crotch!
I was all drooling over the tat action (I FLOVE that tat on his arm. It's gorgeous) and now all I can look at is his bulge! (not that there is anything wrong with that!! I just don't wanna focus there.) |
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Sar75 |
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Holy shit can his junk get any yummier looking? I swear this man will be the demise of me! LOOK AT HIM! Although, what is up with all the necklaces? I think he needs to scale down on them.
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Liquidsunshine |
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Sar75 wrote: I swear he's wearing every single piece he owns! Boy is bling crazy. |
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Lobsters |
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all the better to grab them and pull him in...............
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Liquidsunshine |
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That's true. Now I am sorely tempted.
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