Carrie Underwood- 3rd album in 2009... no buzz but it's coming supposedly

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ILovegreeneyes	Carrie Underwood - New album 2009! Grammy performance & nomination in Feb	#41	[-]
Posts: 6318 (01/23/09 6:27 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dictatorship wrote: green with envy, when you're in a bad mood/on a Carrie hate binge, you bought the cds for your daughter and you hate hearing them oh and you just love Taylor's CD. When you're in a good mood and pretending to like Carrie, you ponied up money for dear Carrie (both her cds!!!) and even went to her concerts lol. see what you know...my daugther hates Carrie..calls her botoxbeauty.....and my daughter had no idea who Taylor Swift was until I brought home her first CD either. I'm not in the habit of buying entire CDs and concert tickets due to a mood swing. But you know what...it's fans like you who keep me from truly being a hardcare Carrie fan. You think you've got it all figured out.... I guess by your definition you're not a true Kelly fan either...if the criteria is only having good things to say about someone... you've bashed the shit out of Kelly for quite a while on here.... remember?! You're just pissed that someone you think is a hater thought enough of Carrie new upcoming CD to actually establish a new thread which could promote it properly. I was considering starting the topic, but since the CD hasn't even officially been announced, I was waiting. When I saw you, a HATER AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT, had begun the thread, I knew you had to be stopped. sure you were dictator...sure you were.... I know what you're really really afraid of though... her new CD will tank and I'll edit the thread to read FLOP in big bold letters !! HAHAHAHA.... Keep dreaming. You and I both know that it's impossible for Carrie to ever pull a My December, sales-wise... She has way too many fans for her sales to sink that low lol, and her voice can carry her (no pun intended). well not so many fans that she can't outsell Taylor Swift apparently. and how are her digital sales btw? I hear Taylor has three songs that recently sold 2 million downloads each.... it's funny though... I can't think of one Kelly fan who would've thought My December would happen they were cocky just like you are about carrie...they had to eat some humble pie... hope when your serving comes you savor it... Carrie already sank to less than 1/2 what her most successful CD did...with massive promotions no less and how many #1 songs? do you actually think the next CD will improve? I only see it going down down down... unless of course she starts taking off her clothes in playboy... Last Edited By: ILovegreeneyes 01/23/09 7:17 PM. Edited 1 times.
Tigershere	Re: Carrie Underwood - New album 2009! Grammy performance!	#42	[-]
Posts: 5563 (01/23/09 6:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	. Carrie already sank to less than 1/2 what her most successful CD did...with massive promotions no less and how many #1 songs? do you actually think the next CD will improve? I only see it going down down down... unless of course she starts taking off her clothes in playboy. >>> You just proved you're not a Carrie fan and would run a thread not in a fan way. I hope SLD takes this into consideration. You just proved everthing Dict stated. So, Carrie beat 'everyone' including Miley/Taylor/Britney/etc in the under 35 at the peoples choice so it appears she has a shitload of fans. Where is Kelly on the under 35 ? whatever i don't even care where Kelly was
vivalasux		#43	[-]
Posts: 2705 (01/23/09 6:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	edit for the merge Last Edited By: vivalasux 01/23/09 7:14 PM. Edited 1 times.
vivalasux	Re: Carrie Underwood - New album 2009! Grammy performance!	#44	[-]
Posts: 2706 (01/23/09 6:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Tigershere	Re: Carrie Underwood - New album 2009! Grammy performance!	#45	[-]
Posts: 5564 (01/23/09 6:47 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	vivalasux wrote: cute :) ty for posting
Dictatorship	Re: Carrie Underwood - New album 2009! Grammy performance!	#46	[-]
Posts: 6918 (01/23/09 6:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Love the pics, viva! Reminds me of the More Boys I Meet lol. Yeah, shannon, what is with you and the playboy slut shit you always pull when talking about Carrie? No relevance whatsoever... just the sign of a jealous hater.
SurvivorLDog93	Re: Carrie Underwood - New album 2009! Grammy performance!	#47	[-]
Posts: 22547 (01/23/09 6:49 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Get a room, you two.
ILovegreeneyes		#48	[-]
Posts: 6321 (01/23/09 7:09 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorLDog93 wrote: Get a room, you two.
ILovegreeneyes		#49	[-]
Posts: 6323 (01/23/09 7:16 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tigershere wrote: . Carrie already sank to less than 1/2 what her most successful CD did...with massive promotions no less and how many #1 songs? do you actually think the next CD will improve? I only see it going down down down... unless of course she starts taking off her clothes in playboy. >>> You just proved you're not a Carrie fan and would run a thread not in a fan way. I hope SLD takes this into consideration. You just proved everthing Dict stated. So, Carrie beat 'everyone' including Miley/Taylor/Britney/etc in the under 35 at the peoples choice so it appears she has a shitload of fans. Where is Kelly on the under 35 ? whatever i don't even care where Kelly was well according to Latin, the PC awards aren't real...they give those to anyone who can show up and esp like to give them to people willing to perform. shrug now I'd love this thread to be an ACTUAL fan based thread for information and conversation. I'm not planning on fucking with the title or making nasty commentary. I like Carrie and the truth is I'd be a bigger fan if it weren't for shitheads like Dictator.
ILovegreeneyes		#50	[-]
Posts: 6325 (01/23/09 7:25 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dictatorship wrote: Love the pics, viva! Reminds me of the More Boys I Meet lol. Yeah, shannon, what is with you and the playboy slut shit you always pull when talking about Carrie? No relevance whatsoever... just the sign of a jealous hater. get back to me when you stop bashing other people you claim to be a hardcore fan of mmmmkay? love this Carrie pic
maadx		#51	[-]
Posts: 1341 (01/23/09 8:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh Em Gee. Sucks has reached an all new level of insanity <333 it
KellyClarksonSucks		#52	[-]
Posts: 383 (01/23/09 9:41 PM) Trolling Fantard Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ILovegreeneyes wrote: I alerted SLD Merely a case of one Kesbot summoning another Kesbot.
MakePaulaCry		#53	[-]
Posts: 1919 (01/23/09 9:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	After reading 3 pages of this bullshit, I've come to the conclusion that had Dicksucktator had just shut the fuck up, no one else would have given a fly fuck. None of the other Farmbot fans besides Dic seem to be flying off the handle.
maadx		#54	[-]
Posts: 1343 (01/23/09 10:03 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	MakePaulaCry wrote: After reading 3 pages of this bullshit, I've come to the conclusion that had Dicksucktator had just shut the fuck up, no one else would have given a fly fuck. None of the other Farmbot fans besides Dic seem to be flying off the handle. @ you reading the 3 pages of that BS you crack me up!
maadx		#55	[-]
Posts: 1344 (01/23/09 10:04 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	KellyClarksonSucks wrote: ILovegreeneyes wrote: I alerted SLD Merely a case of one Kesbot summoning another Kesbot. Says the POS with the wonderful subnic bitter, eh?
KellyClarksonSucks		#56	[-]
Posts: 384 (01/23/09 10:23 PM) Trolling Fantard Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You're pretty snotty for someone who was outed as a spammer this week, Maadx.... "Kelly Clarkson Fans Spam the Internet In an attempt to drive up the views on Kelly Clarkson's YouTube video, her fans are spamming music sites and unrelated artist's message boards with cryptic links titled "watch this!", "This is awesome" and others that lead the reader to believe that the link takes them to a page related to the current topic. Desperate times require desperate measures?" Read the comments. The whole nasty chain of events was started by none other than you, Maadx. You know what spammers are, Maadx? The bottom feeders of the internet. A group that you are now a full-fledged member of.
TemporaryKiwi		#57	[-]
Posts: 2 (01/23/09 10:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Okey-Dokey! As you can see I copied and pasted one of the pictures above. Lets examine this picture for critical consumption. It's a straight on picture taken by a professional photogographer to make her look good but there's no phoney baloney photoshopping or "good side" angling - it's a fair representation of what Carrie Underwood really looks like. Agree? Agreed. It's a very fair picture to judge her appearance from anyone's perspective. So - let's do just that! 1. Let's start at the top shall we? The hair is thin and fine - it lacks body or bounce. It looks limp and and primped for another lifeless photo - but the photographer did capture an accurate portrait of someone with double ZERO charisma. 2. Next - the forehead. It's.......well......it's...kind of big. I've seen lots of pictures where Carrie thinks she's cleverly covered up her football field of forehead with some goofy hairdo but she never fooled me - I knew it was there B I G and S H I N Y like a fat boys ass in one of Clay Aiken's fantasies. In this particular photo - a very fair photographic representation of Carriebot - it's obvious she's the product of a forgotten night of 3 way Conehead on human sex put up for adoption by the skanky mama-bitch who had her because that forehead reminded her she got fucked by an alien(s). 3. Those eyebrows. The photographer should be complimented once again for his accurate depiction of the CareBear. Fish hooks painted on the bottom of the football field of forehead is about as close as I can get to describing the pure ugly of those eyebrows. It's never a good sign when the eye itself is longer than the eyebrow and the distance between the eyebrows is wider than the nose. Those eyebrows are unfixable and just plain nasty. 4. Eyes. Fake eyelashes give them some spark but those nasty fish hook eyebrows plastered down right smack on top of them causes the creepy-cringe to crawl over the sensitive hair on the back of your neck. Ick. 5. Nose. Good! 6. Cheeks, jaw, and chin. Whoa.....that's some skinny shit - like starving children in Africa shit. You can actually see her jawbone and the knob of her chin. This chick won't ever need Xrays if she gets hurt - you can see all her bones right thru her cadaverous skin. 7. Mouth, teeth, and lips. Carriebots normal well shaped mouth looks like a gaping [ass-fucked] hole because her face is soooooooooo skinny. Her teeth look like horse dentures - W A Y too big for her emaciated face. Girl's got some thin lips. Saves lots of money on lipstick - looks like shit - like a nipple with a tiny areola. 8. Sex appeal. Sex appeal is based upon healthy natural femininity. The last thing that crosses my mind when I look at Carriebot is sex. Carrie looks like an extremely insecure unhealthy skin suit of boney paranoia. And there you have it! Pa rumpa rum pum! Last Edited By: TemporaryKiwi 01/23/09 10:49 PM. Edited 3 times.
megustalacerveza		#58	[-]
Posts: 144 (01/23/09 10:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Look like we have another Kelbot here! Bitch Please! Summary or cliff notes please! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!! Last Edited By: megustalacerveza 01/23/09 10:51 PM. Edited 1 times.
vivalasux		#59	[-]
Posts: 2712 (01/23/09 10:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TemporaryKiwi wrote: Okey-Dokey! As you can see I copied and pasted one of the pictures above. Lets examine this picture for critical consumption. It's a straight on picture taken by a professional photogographer to make her look good but there's no phoney baloney photoshopping or "good side" angling - it's a fair representation of what Carrie Underwood really looks like. Agree? Agreed. It's a very fair picture to judge her appearance from anyone's perspective. So - let's do just that! 1. Let's start at the top shall we? The hair is thin and fine - it lacks body or bounce. It looks limp and and primped for another lifeless photo - but the photographer did capture an accurate portrait of someone with double ZERO charisma. 2. Next - the forehead. It's.......well......it's...kind of big. I've seen lots of pictures where Carrie thinks she's cleverly covered up her football field of forehead with some goofy hairdo but she never fooled me - I knew it was there B I G and S H I N Y like a fat boys ass in one of Clay Aiken's fantasies. In this particular photo - a very fair photographic representation of Carriebot - it's obvious she's the product of a forgotten night of 3 way Conehead on human sex put up for adoption by the skanky mama-bitch who had her because that forehead reminded her she got fucked by an alien(s). 3. Those eyebrows. The photographer should be complimented once again for his accurate depiction of the CareBear. Fish hooks painted on the bottom of the football field of forehead is about as close as I can get to describing the pure ugly of those eyebrows. It's never a good sign when the eye itself is longer than the eyebrow and the distance between the eyebrows is wider than the nose. Those eyebrows are unfixable and just plain nasty. 4. Eyes. Fake eyelashes give them some spark but those nasty fish hook eyebrows plastered down right smack on top of them causes the creepy-cringe to crawl over the sensitive hair on the back of your neck. Ick. 5. Nose. Good! 6. Cheeks, jaw, and chin. Whoa.....that's some skinny shit - like starving children in Africa shit. You can actually see her jawbone and the knob of her chin. This chick won't ever need Xrays if she gets hurt - you can see all her bones right thru her cadaverous skin. 7. Mouth, teeth, and lips. Carriebots normal well shaped mouth looks like a gaping [ass-fucked] hole because her face is soooooooooo skinny. Her teeth look like horse dentures - W A Y too big for her emaciated face. Girl's got some thin lips. Saves lots of money on lipstick - looks like shit - like a nipple with a tiny areola. 8. Sex appeal. Sex appeal is based upon healthy natural femininity. The last thing that crosses my mind when I look at Carriebot is sex. Carrie looks like an extremely insecure unhealthy skin suit of boney paranoia. And there you have it! Pa rumpa rum pum! jealous much??
TemporaryKiwi		#60	[-]
Posts: 4 (01/23/09 11:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	vivalasux wrote: TemporaryKiwi wrote: Okey-Dokey! As you can see I copied and pasted one of the pictures above. Lets examine this picture for critical consumption. It's a straight on picture taken by a professional photogographer to make her look good but there's no phoney baloney photoshopping or "good side" angling - it's a fair representation of what Carrie Underwood really looks like. Agree? Agreed. It's a very fair picture to judge her appearance from anyone's perspective. So - let's do just that! 1. Let's start at the top shall we? The hair is thin and fine - it lacks body or bounce. It looks limp and and primped for another lifeless photo - but the photographer did capture an accurate portrait of someone with double ZERO charisma. 2. Next - the forehead. It's.......well......it's...kind of big. I've seen lots of pictures where Carrie thinks she's cleverly covered up her football field of forehead with some goofy hairdo but she never fooled me - I knew it was there B I G and S H I N Y like a fat boys ass in one of Clay Aiken's fantasies. In this particular photo - a very fair photographic representation of Carriebot - it's obvious she's the product of a forgotten night of 3 way Conehead on human sex put up for adoption by the skanky mama-bitch who had her because that forehead reminded her she got fucked by an alien(s). 3. Those eyebrows. The photographer should be complimented once again for his accurate depiction of the CareBear. Fish hooks painted on the bottom of the football field of forehead is about as close as I can get to describing the pure ugly of those eyebrows. It's never a good sign when the eye itself is longer than the eyebrow and the distance between the eyebrows is wider than the nose. Those eyebrows are unfixable and just plain nasty. 4. Eyes. Fake eyelashes give them some spark but those nasty fish hook eyebrows plastered down right smack on top of them causes the creepy-cringe to crawl over the sensitive hair on the back of your neck. Ick. 5. Nose. Good! 6. Cheeks, jaw, and chin. Whoa.....that's some skinny shit - like starving children in Africa shit. You can actually see her jawbone and the knob of her chin. This chick won't ever need Xrays if she gets hurt - you can see all her bones right thru her cadaverous skin. 7. Mouth, teeth, and lips. Carriebots normal well shaped mouth looks like a gaping [ass-fucked] hole because her face is soooooooooo skinny. Her teeth look like horse dentures - W A Y too big for her emaciated face. Girl's got some thin lips. Saves lots of money on lipstick - looks like shit - like a nipple with a tiny areola. 8. Sex appeal. Sex appeal is based upon healthy natural femininity. The last thing that crosses my mind when I look at Carriebot is sex. Carrie looks like an extremely insecure unhealthy skin suit of boney paranoia. And there you have it! Pa rumpa rum pum! jealous much?? Jealous of what? I keed. I'm just an objective voice in the crystal dead zone of cyberspace. When I look at Carie Underwood my dick shrivels up, begs me to close my eyes, and starts whining "Please stop! Don't look at that thing or I'll wither away and die!!!!" He's skeered of Carriebot. My daddy always told me not to scare my dick.

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