Dlisted lurved the cover! 
The Saddest Horsey In The World
Just look at what the sad horse dragged in! It's America's least favorite shameless hooker! I'm surprised Kristy Likes Cocks' album cover isn't a picture of her in an American flag bikini, holding two semi-automatic weapons with "kill the terrorists" flags shooting out of her coochie. And the label really should have went with her original album title: "Kristy Likes Jesus!"
This bitch has the audacity to pose with a weepy horse after she sent her last one to the glue factory in order to pay for her trip to the "American Idol" audition! That poor horse on the cover is thinking, "Why can't she just end my misery by sending me to the same butcher she sent her last horse to?!"
