Do you fold or scrunch the toilet paper? and how many times do you wipe your ass?
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How do you wipe your ass?
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 SucksSucks |
How do you wipe your ass? |
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MidwayHaven |
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Posts: 2800 (02/04/09 3:31 AM) MESS member |
SucksSucks wrote:I wipe it well, thank you very much. |
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 Beefcake |
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Posts: 3079 (02/04/09 4:22 AM) Registered User |
Wipe? Why would I do that?
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Snakes And Arrows |
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Posts: 3825 (02/04/09 5:47 AM) ...In A Vapor Trail |
Fold. Always fold. And you wipe as many times as it takes to make your sphincter shine like the hood of a brand new Corvette.
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Little Boy |
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Posts: 159 (02/04/09 7:32 AM) |
My father taught me the correct way to wipe when I was younger. He let me practice on him until I mastered the art of wiping front to back with only 2 squares
of paper, then finishing off with a white vinegar swab to disinfect the leftover hole remnants that can sometimes stain your shorts.
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 4347 (02/04/09 7:37 AM) Gay Canookian |
Using a bidet is on my bucket list.
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hossc |
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Posts: 19879 (02/04/09 7:44 AM) Registered User |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 5280 (02/04/09 8:10 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
alol
Hoss, did you see her on Idol this season? |
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hossc |
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Posts: 19880 (02/04/09 8:21 AM) Registered User |
Yeah, she was on her meds, obviously!
Smrty <3 |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 6903 (02/04/09 9:06 AM) Registered User |
I'm left handed
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MyChemicalShowmance |
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Posts: 1431 (02/04/09 10:39 AM) |
SucksSucks wrote:One little square of Charmin is all I need, according to Sheryl Crow. Even on those explosive post-KFC diarrhea days apparently. |
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khnum |
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Posts: 20821 (02/04/09 10:44 AM) Registered User |
Very
carefully |
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Eagles Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 634 (02/17/09 10:51 AM) |
I use a bidet.
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it is a mystery |
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Posts: 1322 (02/17/09 6:37 PM) |
Three seashells.
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Driv |
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Posts: 3896 (02/17/09 6:38 PM) Registered user |
lol
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Eagles Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 672 (02/17/09 6:41 PM) |
alol
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HazelEyes48 |
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Posts: 851 (02/17/09 8:26 PM) |
Fold the paper. Always.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 31505 (02/17/09 8:27 PM) Sexy asshole |
i grab a kiddiot and go to town
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Snakes And Arrows |
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Posts: 3974 (02/18/09 5:44 AM) ...In A Vapor Trail |
Jimmy?
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OT recruiter |
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Posts: 1392 (02/18/09 6:21 AM) Registered user |
I don't have an ass
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zo |
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