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OuijaBroad	Little People/Midgets/Dwarves.. whatever you call them	Lead	[-]
Posts: 7206 (02/04/09 12:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. Remove this ad Do you know any? I think I have one that works near me. I'd love to have a tiny friend with a cute lil suit and cute lil shoes, etc. I'd love to meet him but I'm not sure how to go about it. Usually he's walking by the driveway.... it's not like I see him at lunch or whatever, so it's not easy to strike up a conversation. We could have so much fun together!!! I could give him piggy back rides when he gets tired of walking. Also it would be cool to have him riding shotgun, so he could hang out the window and accessorize my road rage. A screaming midget leaves an impression, there is no doubt. Any suggestions?
Gregoire		#1	[-]
Posts: 31258 (02/04/09 12:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The Shetland Pony of the human community?
ObservingEgo		#2	[-]
Posts: 7266 (02/04/09 12:22 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	30 Rock recently aired a cautionary tale about this very theme.
Visa Declined		#3	[-]
Posts: 4062 (02/04/09 12:24 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We have one at my work who is an angry bitch, not funny at all like in the movies.
OuijaBroad		#4	[-]
Posts: 7207 (02/04/09 12:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The theme of wanting a little person as a friend? I dont' watch 30 Rock. :\ I've seen Chelsea Handler talk about her little people...... but this is the first time I have actually had access to one myself. Ok there was one time when I was in a grocery store and there was a midget worker who had to climb up a stair ladder to get something off a top shelf for me. That was surreal and something I will never. ever. forget. But other than that, my experience is very limited.
factoryhurl		#5	[-]
Posts: 5750 (02/04/09 12:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	the richard gere of little people: or, as oe mentioned, peter drinklage.
OuijaBroad		#6	[-]
Posts: 7208 (02/04/09 12:26 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	An angry midget? What on EARTH could she possibly have to be bitter about?
dennydoylelives		#7	[-]
Posts: 2770 (02/04/09 12:26 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Put a trampoline in your driveway. I hear they like trampolines.
angelinab		#8	[-]
Posts: 681 (02/04/09 12:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Little people are so trendy right now.
ObservingEgo		#9	[-]
Posts: 7267 (02/04/09 12:27 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The Station Master posesses savoir.
HazelEyes48		#10	[-]
Posts: 649 (02/04/09 12:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. Remove this ad I went to middle school with a little person, he was so funny.
factoryhurl		#11	[-]
Posts: 5752 (02/04/09 12:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ObservingEgo wrote: The Station Master posesses savoir. pssst---agent. total agreeance.
airshowpilot		#12	[-]
Posts: 542 (02/04/09 12:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	OB, you need to get a puppy /kitten or a doll because you make it sound like little people are just for your amusement.
angelinab		#13	[-]
Posts: 683 (02/04/09 12:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I met Chuey, Chelsea Handler's little person. That's my claim to fame.
minerva		#14	[-]
Posts: 5312 (02/04/09 12:32 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They're creepy.
Visa Declined		#15	[-]
Posts: 4063 (02/04/09 12:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Based on the few I know, I think I would prefer a person of Downs Syndome descent as a friend. They are ALWAYS nice.
Shagnanigans		#16	[-]
Posts: 2601 (02/04/09 12:34 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My favorite coworker in Texas was a dwarf. Total showboating Little bastard, loved the attention he got, and sounded like a Vietnamese Barry White. There's a little person at the CVS here, and he sure is an angry elf. I wouldn't want him to be my tiny special friend.
hatebrigade		#17	[-]
Posts: 3161 (02/04/09 12:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	there are these twin midget chola whores always walking around the mall where i work. we like to run to the storefront and stare.
squashthebeef		#18	[-]
Posts: 16803 (02/04/09 12:35 PM) Found a guy with a cat on his head Kinda blurry Could be anything Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Why not get two as long as they're half-off?
factoryhurl		#19	[-]
Posts: 5753 (02/04/09 12:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts
ginaf20697		#20	[-]
Posts: 34369 (02/04/09 12:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. Remove this ad Except for Webster you don't see many black midgets.

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