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Posts: 7209 (02/04/09 12:38 PM) Registered User |
airshowpilot wrote: Ok first of all, I HAVE 3 dogs and a cat already. Second of all, it's not like I wouldn't care about him. I would totally watch out for his wellbeing. He wouldn't even have to walk if he didn't want to; I'd carry him everywhere. If he'd hang out with me, I'd even buy lunch and stuff (besides, how much could he eat, right?) |
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Posts: 11498 (02/04/09 12:41 PM) Registered User |
I was at the mall a few years ago and there were midgets as far as the eye could see. Apparently there was a midget convention in town. They descended upon
Baby Gap en masse.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 7210 (02/04/09 12:41 PM) Registered User |
squashthebeef wrote: These are on a buy 2 get one free deal, but I don't like this brand. I want a CLASSY MIDGET, not some whores. I have standards. 
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Posts: 2703 (02/04/09 12:44 PM) |
Ask him if he knows Vern Troyer!
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 7211 (02/04/09 12:51 PM) Registered User |
That might be rude.
Maybe I should say something more like, "Hey, you walk almost as fast as a real person!" You know, compliment him.. make him feel at ease. OMG I JUST HAD THE WILDEST THOUGHT. I wonder if there are midget bigfoots? :orgasm |
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Posts: 5314 (02/04/09 12:51 PM) Registered user |
THEY'RE CREEPY!
I just don't know why anyone would want one. It's like having a pet possum or groundhog. WHY?? |
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 4064 (02/04/09 12:52 PM) Registered User |
is it true that they have normal sized genitalia?
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 5754 (02/04/09 12:54 PM) Registered user |
the midget/little people search brings up some nasty ass pron.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 7212 (02/04/09 12:54 PM) Registered User |
Possums and groundhogs can't talk. And they don't wear little clothes and shoes, etc. I also can't take a groundhog or a possum into a restaurant,
sit it on a booster seat and demand a childs menu. Do I really have to explain this?
Visa, I don't know and I don't care to know. I am not in this for the sex. |
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airshowpilot |
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Posts: 543 (02/04/09 12:55 PM) Registered user |
OuijaBroad wrote:I'm not a midget but I'd like you to hang out with ya, go to lunch, and be looked after. Heck I'd make things easy for ya. ( I woul'nt even ask for a piggy back ride!) |
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Posts: 31261 (02/04/09 12:56 PM) Registered user |
I wonder how many gay and lesbian midgets there are in the world.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 7215 (02/04/09 1:02 PM) Registered User |
airshow, I would buy you the coolest little carriage and roll you around in style. Your travel crate would be the finest money can buy and I would always, AND
I MEAN ALWAYS, make sure you had food and water.
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 4065 (02/04/09 1:04 PM) Registered User |
Ive seen a few gay midgets. I remember one was a leather queen which is amusing to me all by itself. Ouija, how deformed are you willing to accept? They
range from stubby fingers and oversized ass all the way up to limping troll with gigantic heads.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 7216 (02/04/09 1:08 PM) Registered User |
Stubby fingers/oversized ass is preferable.� And dancing is a big plus
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 5756 (02/04/09 1:12 PM) Registered user |
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Posts: 2544 (02/04/09 1:12 PM) Huge apathy
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Aww look at his little pants! Adorable.
The sweat stained pits, well not so much. |
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airshowpilot |
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Posts: 544 (02/04/09 1:12 PM) Registered user |
OuijaBroad wrote: Damn what a deal! :/ |
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 1011 (02/04/09 1:13 PM) |
i'm seeing new avi potential here ouij!
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Posts: 2545 (02/04/09 1:15 PM) Huge apathy
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Mini Micheal can really move..
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 7217 (02/04/09 1:16 PM) Registered User |
The guy in MY video has more passion. This cannot be disputed.
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