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Posts: 3777 (04/19/09 9:01 AM) Registered user |
JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:It just reminded him of another treasured jungle memory. 
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Posts: 6025 (04/19/09 9:06 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 78 (04/19/09 9:44 AM) |
Cracked me up with that one, Blistering! Sweet!
If Ben "Dover" Wade wins this thing, it will be the final proof that Probst has the fix in for him. NO WAY he wins against anyone left, except maybe Erinn. He's a goat, but DAMN he is annoying! The day of his departure I will be gettin' my DRINK on in a major way!! Toasts will be raised and cheers will be heard! |
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 79 (04/19/09 9:48 AM) |
Nah...I think there are enough gullible band geeks or soccer players from Podunkville to keep ol' Ben busy. All he has to do is lay down a smoke screen of
bullshit stories so thick that they can't breathe, and then he nails 'em when they pass out from oxygen deprivation!
Right now, across America, assistant band directors at several junior high schools are hoping that his confessionals don't mention them by name. |
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Uncle Spambo |
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Posts: 7 (04/19/09 9:55 AM) |
I dunno. He's pretty obviously headfucked if nothing else. *L*
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Posts: 951 (04/19/09 12:24 PM) Dragonslayer |
He got fired from some of his Coach jobs for seducing his students apparently.
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Posts: 2927 (04/19/09 12:43 PM) Registered user |
Anyone not remmber him getting porked by the indegenious people?
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 557 (04/19/09 12:48 PM) |
MidnightPrince69 wrote: That was a great Survivor moment. Coach may be a dickhead, but if we weren't bombarded with Coach we would be forced to listen to people like JT who is no mensa candidate or worse yet, Stephen, who could probably fuck up a wet dream. Coach is the perfect person to go the final with, the ultimate Goat. I can't believe people don't find him entertaining, the same people who thought Crystal was the best thing since slice bread but don't enjoy his antics? I don't get it... |
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MikeHaggarKJ |
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Posts: 920 (04/19/09 12:50 PM) |
wtf @ the amazon ppl thing it obvioulsy didnt happen lol
unless hes raped someone (which is likely) he is a virgin no doubt |
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Posts: 17100 (04/19/09 12:52 PM) Registered User |
I didn't like Crystal either.
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Posts: 923 (04/19/09 12:55 PM) |
monkee didnt you hate crystal? then how can you find this mentally retarded weakling entertaining?
oh yhea wait, crystal was popular here and everyone hates coach. and you like impopular ppl and dislike the popular ones cuz you wanna be TEH REBEL
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Posts: 40633 (04/19/09 12:58 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Crystal was popular?
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 559 (04/19/09 1:01 PM) |
There was nothing entertaining at all about Crystal - she had to be one of the worst ever picks on the show, I think Chet was a better player than Crystal. She
was someone you just hate, at least Coach gives us some entertaining moments, he is playing the villan perfectly - its all show biz, nobody can really be that
much of an ass in real life.
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MikeHaggarKJ |
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Posts: 926 (04/19/09 1:06 PM) |
she was at sucks (i was a lurker here during gabon btw)
monkee-are you mentally retarded? crystals comments at TCs have gone down in history. the coach stuff got old after the first episode |
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Posts: 561 (04/19/09 1:23 PM) |
Anyone could act like a wannabe Ghetto skank, she sucked at challenges (which was totally pathetic since we had the notion that she was an olympic gold
medalitst rammed down our throats) she had no strategy except for riding the coat tails of the super geek Kenny, she followed him around like a lemming. Her
voting confessionals were of the lowest class - she was all around a disgusting human being who is an embarrasement to all black women, she could learn a
lesson watching Taj - at least she has class and doesn't make a fool of herself every week.
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MikeHaggarKJ |
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Posts: 928 (04/19/09 2:12 PM) |
MonkeeSpanker wrote:coach sucks at challenges and his only strategy is to ride the coattails of tyson (even though he doesnt realize it himself, that IS his only strategy) and coach is according to himself (and himself only) motherfuckin indiana jones, and yet he sucks at everything the only reason you like coach and dislike crystal is cuz coach is hated and crystal was popular here and you wnat to be teh rebel. |
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 564 (04/19/09 2:31 PM) |
I don't like Coach, my favorite got booted already - Sidney. I don't see a difference between Crystal and Coach though, they are both weak in
challenges, but Coach seems to be more of a strategist. At least he thinks for himself, unlike Cuntstal who did whatever her master Kenny told her to do.
Its true though, I would love for Coach to win the game, just so it pisses off the Sucksters, as long as Sierra or Stephen don't win, I really could not care less. |
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Posts: 929 (04/19/09 2:50 PM) |
LOL @ coach "thinking for himself". have we been watching the same show? or are you just so fucking stupid that seeing a confessional of him taking
credit for other ppls plans that he got 3rd hand makes you THINK that coach has been a strategist?
coach: i conducted this master plan cuz im a dragon slayer monkeespanker: OMGORLY? NOWAI COACH UR SUCH A MASTERMIND LET ME KISS YOUR RENAISSANCE ASS
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Posts: 567 (04/19/09 2:55 PM) |
Just admit, you had to love it when they showed Coach's smug face after he orchestrated the boot of Brendan. Everyone is following his plan and he is
entertaining to watch. If Coach is eliminated, the traffic on this site will be cut %75. That is why I hope he goes far. Boring cunts like Sierra, Stephen and
Erinn can go, they don't do or say anything memorable. If you like him or not, Coach provides this place with plenty of entertainment.
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