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Drboboosh2	Re: coach is probably a virgin	#3161	[-]
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atee48	Chongg Ran	#3162	[-]
Posts: 12 (04/19/09 3:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/survivor-tocantins/81145-survivor-tocantins-4-16-recap-friction-fiction.html Coach says he was doing Chongg Ran, and that if you do a search on it, you won't find it, because it's passed down verbally and you have to go to a monastery to study it. Oh really? That's funny, because I actually remember a reference to Chongg Ran in my reading. Was it from an ancient Asian text, you ask? Why, no! It was in "The Book of the Dead," a thriller novel by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, the duo who wrote "Relic," if you remember that particular "monster unleashed in a museum" novel, which was made into a movie. I have all the Preston/Child books, they're not high literature but they're entertaining. Interestingly enough, I also took Coach's challenge to google it, and on a page about the Preston/Child books I found this: "Although Chongg Ran certainly can have its real equivalent in Eastern religion, the practice with this particular name is an invention of the authors." Bwahahahaha, busted! http://www.curledup.com/cabinet.htm Protagonist FBI Agent Pendergast is a kind of formidable Sherlock Holmes type, with the added powers of a "superacute sense of hearing" and great wealth. He also knows the power of "Chongg Ran", an ancient Buddhist meditative practice that serves him well now and then. Pendergast can meditate so well it's almost as if he's having an out-of-body experience. The Preston/Child books really are fun.
The Purple Parrot	Re: coach is probably a virgin	#3163	[-]
Posts: 9987 (04/19/09 3:11 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He's not a virgin. His first time was actually one of his 7 or 8 near death experiences.
A Dying Clown	Re: coach is probably a virgin	#3164	[-]
Posts: 8953 (04/19/09 3:11 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He's only a virgin if, after you sleep with 999,999 women, the counter rolls back to zero.
MikeHaggarKJ		#3165	[-]
Posts: 932 (04/19/09 3:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	MonkeeSpanker wrote: Just admit, you had to love it when they showed Coach's smug face after he orchestrated the boot of Brendan. Everyone is following his plan and he is entertaining to watch. If Coach is eliminated, the traffic on this site will be cut %75. That is why I hope he goes far. Boring cunts like Sierra, Stephen and Erinn can go, they don't do or say anything memorable. If you like him or not, Coach provides this place with plenty of entertainment. he didnt orchestrate the plan dumbass its fucking hilarious that you actually think that
blistering		#3166	[-]
Posts: 3779 (04/19/09 3:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Suprise suprise, another coach fiction. Nice find on that. Here's the link to the quote about the "author's invention." http://workingwaterfront.digitalgoat.net:9080/reviews/The-Book-of-the-Dead/11415/ With that insight, the crime fighters could better determine his motives and methods. In order to regress, Aloysius uses a method the authors call "Chongg Ran," which they describe as a "certain ancient discipline, a secret mystical philosophy practiced by a tiny order of monks in Bhutan and Tibet." This form of concentration "allows the practitioner to unleash the full potential of the human mind." Like Freud's concept in psychoanalysis, the retrieval of memories from deep in the unconscious could allow one to understand and alter negative outcomes. Although Chongg Ran certainly can have its real equivalent in Eastern religion, the practice with this particular name is an invention of the authors. Though from a quick read, it's not clear if "Chongg Ran" itself is a fiction or just the authors' portrayal of it. Either way, it's certainly not something exclusive to Coach's family's oral history.
MikeHaggarKJ	Re: coach is probably a virgin	#3167	[-]
Posts: 933 (04/19/09 3:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Drboboosh2 wrote: isnt he much older then that?
JaniTholeMyDolly		#3168	[-]
Posts: 6032 (04/19/09 5:39 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	jetetete wrote: http://www.legendinc.com/...Articles/EdGillette.html And here's the article about the previous "world record" kayak holder. note: The Guiness Book of World Records does not recognize either THIS paddle or Ben Wade's little trip.... Jumpingbum...ANOTHER ghostie? Really? Come on now.....give us more credit. I KNOW it's you. Just admit you have seen the light about Coachbag and move on.......Jesus sees all- and he knows the truth. You wanna be kicked out of heaven for being a fraud???
JaniTholeMyDolly		#3169	[-]
Posts: 6033 (04/19/09 5:51 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Emcee Batley wrote: Swanney: "He knows a lot about Sean Connery!" Renton: "That's hardly a subsitute."
JaniTholeMyDolly		#3170	[-]
Posts: 6034 (04/19/09 6:10 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	blistering wrote: Suprise suprise, another coach fiction. Nice find on that. Here's the link to the quote about the "author's invention." http://workingwaterfront.digitalgoat.net:9080/reviews/The-Book-of-the-Dead/11415/ With that insight, the crime fighters could better determine his motives and methods. In order to regress, Aloysius uses a method the authors call "Chongg Ran," which they describe as a "certain ancient discipline, a secret mystical philosophy practiced by a tiny order of monks in Bhutan and Tibet." This form of concentration "allows the practitioner to unleash the full potential of the human mind." Like Freud's concept in psychoanalysis, the retrieval of memories from deep in the unconscious could allow one to understand and alter negative outcomes. Although Chongg Ran certainly can have its real equivalent in Eastern religion, the practice with this particular name is an invention of the authors. Though from a quick read, it's not clear if "Chongg Ran" itself is a fiction or just the authors' portrayal of it. Either way, it's certainly not something exclusive to Coach's family's oral history. Chongg Ran is actually exclusive to MY familys oral history. It's recipe my grandmother made she told me about. It's like ...... noodles, water and salt.
trickmind		#3171	[-]
Posts: 958 (04/19/09 7:09 PM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jesus sees all- and he knows the truth. ssts
jumpingbum		#3172	[-]
Posts: 127 (04/19/09 8:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: jetetete wrote: http://www.legendinc.com/...Articles/EdGillette.html And here's the article about the previous "world record" kayak holder. note: The Guiness Book of World Records does not recognize either THIS paddle or Ben Wade's little trip.... Jumpingbum...ANOTHER ghostie? Really? Come on now.....give us more credit. I KNOW it's you. Just admit you have seen the light about Coachbag and move on.......Jesus sees all- and he knows the truth. You wanna be kicked out of heaven for being a fraud??? WHAT are you babbling about? First off, WHAT is a ghostie and secondly if it's what I THINK it isWHY would I want to subject myself to more ridicule and abuse than you have already spread all over me. WOW. Your brain is on overload. Ben Wade is a talented gentleman. I see him for who he is OUTSIDE of the game.I made the mistake of talking about that on these boards. I've stopped because I don't like abuse. K?
SurvivorArctic		#3173	[-]
Posts: 16618 (04/19/09 9:01 PM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Your first mistake is thinking that insufferable piece of shit is a gentleman. Do 'gentlemen' seduce young girls? Lie about accomplishments? Make up story after story that can be checked out and debunked completely? No, you ignorant fool, they do not. Stop posting here is you hate it so much. Please. Last Edited By: SurvivorArctic 04/19/09 9:13 PM. Edited 1 times.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#3174	[-]
Posts: 6037 (04/19/09 9:09 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	trickmind wrote: Jesus sees all- and he knows the truth. ssts Eh?
JaniTholeMyDolly		#3175	[-]
Posts: 6038 (04/19/09 9:15 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	jumpingbum wrote: JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: jetetete wrote: http://www.legendinc.com/...Articles/EdGillette.html And here's the article about the previous "world record" kayak holder. note: The Guiness Book of World Records does not recognize either THIS paddle or Ben Wade's little trip.... Jumpingbum...ANOTHER ghostie? Really? Come on now.....give us more credit. I KNOW it's you. Just admit you have seen the light about Coachbag and move on.......Jesus sees all- and he knows the truth. You wanna be kicked out of heaven for being a fraud??? WHAT are you babbling about? First off, WHAT is a ghostie and secondly if it's what I THINK it isWHY would I want to subject myself to more ridicule and abuse than you have already spread all over me. WOW. Your brain is on overload. Ben Wade is a talented gentleman. I see him for who he is OUTSIDE of the game.I made the mistake of talking about that on these boards. I've stopped because I don't like abuse. K? Oh fuck off. You havent posted under jumpingbum for days. NOW all of the sudden when I call out your latest ghostie, you show up faster than a fat man at a free buffet.
trickmind		#3176	[-]
Posts: 970 (04/19/09 9:19 PM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	sniggers softly to self.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#3177	[-]
Posts: 6039 (04/19/09 9:20 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ah! Thanks.
token lunatic		#3178	[-]
Posts: 24108 (04/19/09 9:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	atee48 wrote: http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/survivor-tocantins/81145-survivor-tocantins-4-16-recap-friction-fiction.html Coach says he was doing Chongg Ran, and that if you do a search on it, you won't find it, because it's passed down verbally and you have to go to a monastery to study it. Oh really? That's funny, because I actually remember a reference to Chongg Ran in my reading. Was it from an ancient Asian text, you ask? Why, no! It was in "The Book of the Dead," a thriller novel by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, the duo who wrote "Relic," if you remember that particular "monster unleashed in a museum" novel, which was made into a movie. I have all the Preston/Child books, they're not high literature but they're entertaining. Interestingly enough, I also took Coach's challenge to google it, and on a page about the Preston/Child books I found this: "Although Chongg Ran certainly can have its real equivalent in Eastern religion, the practice with this particular name is an invention of the authors." Bwahahahaha, busted! http://www.curledup.com/cabinet.htm Protagonist FBI Agent Pendergast is a kind of formidable Sherlock Holmes type, with the added powers of a "superacute sense of hearing" and great wealth. He also knows the power of "Chongg Ran", an ancient Buddhist meditative practice that serves him well now and then. Pendergast can meditate so well it's almost as if he's having an out-of-body experience. The Preston/Child books really are fun. X 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 times Love the manatees. @ the title change and at Coach for delivering such a fantastic story of one man, 30 pygmies and one night of douche.
Emcee Batley		#3179	[-]
Posts: 394 (04/19/09 9:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: Emcee Batley wrote: Swanney: "He knows a lot about Sean Connery!" Renton: "That's hardly a subsitute." Begbie: "It was fuckin' obvious that that c.unt was gonna fuck some c.unt."
jumpingbum		#3180	[-]
Posts: 128 (04/19/09 10:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	o^o . ___

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