OK, these are the voting categories for the 09 prom. royalty will be next week. PM me your votes, and don't bother with ghosties. if i'm not familiar
with the name, i won't count the vote. votes are due next wednesday, 3/11
IT'S ALSO TIME FOR ROYALTY VOTING. IN PM, SEND ME ONE COUPLE AS KING AND QUEEN. JUST ONE.
1. cutest couple
2. cutest canooks
3. most likely to actually be drunk while posting during the prom
4. most likely to cyber their date
5. most likely to cyber on any given friday night
6. most likely to send you tit/eye pics
7. best chops
8. best campaign
9. greasiest beaver
10. cutest canooks
11. biggest whore
12. biggest poap
13. poster most likely to think they're ACTUALLY going to prom
14. baron and baroness (not a royalty category)
15. most dedicated participant
16. biggest pain in the ass
17. poster you wouldn't mind being seen with at an actual prom
18. poster you wouldn't be caught dead with at an actual prom
19. most likely to take a doggie bag home
20. most likely to steal the sugar packets off the table
21. most likely to stick a camera in the bathroom
OK kids, it's that time of the year again, time for the 6th anal OT prom. because i have a lotta shit to do, i have to extend the get a date/category shit/royalty voting an extra week, as i will be gone 2 weekends from now. The OT prom will be friday, march 13th at 9 pm central time. be there, fuckers. i actually already have a date, it's mr cra. now is the time to get your dates, or your group, and being chopping. all updates, and THE MUTHERFUCKING LIST will be posted in this post, until prom night.
the location of the prom is;
the stagecoach 66 motel!!!!!! izzy, the banquet manager, assures me that the food and bar will be topnotch, and that there have been no reports of salmonella/ptomaine in at least 6 months.
yeah, nothing's gonna be too good.
ice sculptures;
a cake that's nothing but klass;
it's a celebration!! enjoy it, bitches.
COUPLES
1. dmb and cra
2. blonde and duckfin
3. ouija and vicc
4. beefcake and hollybear
5. beedeebee and trix (she's also a greasy beaver)
6. slappy and kitten gloves
7. donbrasco and loki (longest running prom couple. every year. every damn one. go you two!!!)
8. cracky and merkyl. (i'm NOT paying for the clinic merkyl, you hear me bitch?)
9. ceegee and ~tari (2 time queen. yeah, beat that)
10. XBILKIS AND AUNT PAPPY. BECAUSE HE WAS WARNED.
12. survivor arctic and deadtwista
13. bluesboi and 1kproof
14. unduli clone and pov
15. eury and some dead baby
16. arctic jim and gng
17. weems and amykins (ann rule has rights to the book)
18. airshowpilot and angelinab
19. pencake and nightcrawler
20. frankie and sloan
21. rere and eot
SINGLE
starju
cindidindi
ms. again
goner
smalltown boy
hossc
EOT (needs a schtick. i'll pay extra if it's a sharp one)
khnum
cbr
SoA
fucking sucks
peanuts4444
the electric witch (apparently has no VD. i dunno what to make of that)
it's a mystery (looking for a mystery date)
cozmeux
sad(ass)llama
AMT
the colbster
observing ego
Vee
head on the door
pochop
pepe the PROM king prawn
nickf
rere
mybutthurts
starrider
bassoony
it'salanis (9 months pregnant)
omni
bitty
APG
omzig
angela
scruffy guy
zombie linda
mouthbreathingdemonpiglet
snowboarders only
naked wench
punkinheadtoo
kimbobble
geddylee (may wind up in montage, due to hair cancer)
fork
duke of nerd
UU
dicky
ned
itsakat
agent alex (with some sea coral. i think)
vegazguy
sciauni
midway haven
havey
smithee
aslanscrubs
2many
oreida
evennumber
greasy beavs
trix (with evawhatsername's head on a schtick)
guppie
pappy
emmapeel
ifyouseekate
msjones
the limbaughs
bernie
squash
powers
viking pete
blahfrickinblah
employees
Pappy--always the enforcer. don't fuck wit her.
preprom bartender--CRA. he's my date. back off or i break skulls.
IT'S ALSO TIME FOR ROYALTY VOTING. IN PM, SEND ME ONE COUPLE AS KING AND QUEEN. JUST ONE.
1. cutest couple
2. cutest canooks
3. most likely to actually be drunk while posting during the prom
4. most likely to cyber their date
5. most likely to cyber on any given friday night
6. most likely to send you tit/eye pics
7. best chops
8. best campaign
9. greasiest beaver
10. cutest canooks
11. biggest whore
12. biggest poap
13. poster most likely to think they're ACTUALLY going to prom
14. baron and baroness (not a royalty category)
15. most dedicated participant
16. biggest pain in the ass
17. poster you wouldn't mind being seen with at an actual prom
18. poster you wouldn't be caught dead with at an actual prom
19. most likely to take a doggie bag home
20. most likely to steal the sugar packets off the table
21. most likely to stick a camera in the bathroom
OK kids, it's that time of the year again, time for the 6th anal OT prom. because i have a lotta shit to do, i have to extend the get a date/category shit/royalty voting an extra week, as i will be gone 2 weekends from now. The OT prom will be friday, march 13th at 9 pm central time. be there, fuckers. i actually already have a date, it's mr cra. now is the time to get your dates, or your group, and being chopping. all updates, and THE MUTHERFUCKING LIST will be posted in this post, until prom night.
the location of the prom is;
the stagecoach 66 motel!!!!!! izzy, the banquet manager, assures me that the food and bar will be topnotch, and that there have been no reports of salmonella/ptomaine in at least 6 months.
yeah, nothing's gonna be too good.
ice sculptures;
a cake that's nothing but klass;
it's a celebration!! enjoy it, bitches.
COUPLES
1. dmb and cra
2. blonde and duckfin
3. ouija and vicc
4. beefcake and hollybear
5. beedeebee and trix (she's also a greasy beaver)
6. slappy and kitten gloves
7. donbrasco and loki (longest running prom couple. every year. every damn one. go you two!!!)
8. cracky and merkyl. (i'm NOT paying for the clinic merkyl, you hear me bitch?)
9. ceegee and ~tari (2 time queen. yeah, beat that)
10. XBILKIS AND AUNT PAPPY. BECAUSE HE WAS WARNED.
12. survivor arctic and deadtwista
13. bluesboi and 1kproof
14. unduli clone and pov
15. eury and some dead baby
16. arctic jim and gng
17. weems and amykins (ann rule has rights to the book)
18. airshowpilot and angelinab
19. pencake and nightcrawler
20. frankie and sloan
21. rere and eot
SINGLE
starju
cindidindi
ms. again
goner
smalltown boy
hossc
EOT (needs a schtick. i'll pay extra if it's a sharp one)
khnum
cbr
SoA
fucking sucks
peanuts4444
the electric witch (apparently has no VD. i dunno what to make of that)
it's a mystery (looking for a mystery date)
cozmeux
sad(ass)llama
AMT
the colbster
observing ego
Vee
head on the door
pochop
pepe the PROM king prawn
nickf
rere
mybutthurts
starrider
bassoony
it'salanis (9 months pregnant)
omni
bitty
APG
omzig
angela
scruffy guy
zombie linda
mouthbreathingdemonpiglet
snowboarders only
naked wench
punkinheadtoo
kimbobble
geddylee (may wind up in montage, due to hair cancer)
fork
duke of nerd
UU
dicky
ned
itsakat
agent alex (with some sea coral. i think)
vegazguy
sciauni
midway haven
havey
smithee
aslanscrubs
2many
oreida
evennumber
greasy beavs
trix (with evawhatsername's head on a schtick)
guppie
pappy
emmapeel
ifyouseekate
msjones
the limbaughs
bernie
squash
powers
viking pete
blahfrickinblah
employees
Pappy--always the enforcer. don't fuck wit her.
preprom bartender--CRA. he's my date. back off or i break skulls.
