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seaguy wrote:

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If Kristen with glasses did it, it would be great. She'd be mocking him to his face and he probably wouldn't even get it.

I can see it now

Kristen with glasses "we're here with the inspirational Danny Gokey, runner up of American Idol, thank you for being here Danny"
Danny Gokey "Its great to be here Kristen I just want to thank god, who is looking down at me with my dead wife Sarah"
KwG "You mean Sophia"
Danny Gokey "oh yes.... sophia but I call her Sarah is more bibical..... yeah thats right.... do you have anything to eat"
Kwg "We have cake"
Danny Gokey "yummy"
KwG "One of my favorite moments.... and boy did I have a lot of them was when you got into a cake fight with Allison your so wiked Danny"
Danny Gokey "Who?"
KWG "Allison little redheaded 16 year old whose party it was"
Danny Gokey "The one who Kara told to get dirty"
KwG "no thats Alexis"
Danny Gokey "The one who sang renegade with me"
KwG "no thats Kris Allison was the latino one"
Danny Gokey "Oh I thought she was the help"
KwG "oh Danny your so silly"
Danny Gokey "I kid I like the Spanyards like my dead wife Stacy who died before I went on the show, do you have something I could wash this cake down with"
KwG "Ice Cream?"
Danny Gokey "that works"
KwG "GET DANNY SOME ICE CREAM!"
(Micheal comes in shakes his head and leaves)
Danny Gokey "who was that"
KwG "I don't know"
Danny Gokey "is he a sodomite"
KwG "probably"
KwG "So Danny Gokey what are you going to do know"
Danny "I hope to continue to inspire people especially the young... its so important that they don't turn out.... you know wrong"
KwG "like Adam"
Danny "yes like Adam, I think Jesus didn't want me to win... Jesus died for our sins and I lost a singing competition to a one trick pony... err special artist"
KwG "who do you hope to work with"
Danny "well I have my eye on Miley Syrus, Demi Lovato, Meaghan Jette Martin, Ashley Tisdale" I also hope to go into acting where I would love to work with Dakota Fanning, Abgail Breslin, and Elle Fanning" I think they are so talented and they just need a big ol jesus and cake lovin' bear to reach out and guide them into womanhood"
KwG "Its been inspirational thank you for being here Danny Gokey"
Danny "thank you and don't forget my wife's Cindy Gokey's heart foundation which helps spread the word of Jesus"