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Posts: 442 (03/07/09 08:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Join forum supporters Remove this ad So, my parents just got back from and three week cruise of Hawaii, and when they were in L.A for a few days they went to Mexico and bought me a Mescal with the worm at the bottom. And the worm freaks me out, but I am tempted. Should I eat itÉ My friends are telling me just the worm itself gets you fucked up! Should I or shouldn`t I....
HazelEyes48		#1	[-]
Posts: 1171 (03/07/09 08:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Are you supposed to eat the worm?
CBRetriever		#2	[-]
Posts: 25255 (03/07/09 08:47 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	worm doesn't get you and more screwed up than the mescal does - it used to be a rite of passage for college kids when I lived in Tucson edirt to change right to rite Last Edited By: CBRetriever 03/07/09 08:50 PM. Edited 1 times.
Powers		#3	[-]
Posts: 4906 (03/07/09 08:49 PM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Parents getting their barely legal children booze from a trip is lame.
wickedwitch1111		#4	[-]
Posts: 5150 (03/07/09 08:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I vote to toss the worm. yuck.
squashthebeef		#5	[-]
Posts: 17624 (03/07/09 08:51 PM) Found a guy with a cat on his head Kinda blurry Could be anything Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Why the fuck would they go to Mexico when they are already in LA?
Powers		#6	[-]
Posts: 4908 (03/07/09 08:53 PM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Donkey Show?
Penelope McBagpipe		#7	[-]
Posts: 7397 (03/07/09 08:53 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I bet CBR was a regular Jane Spicoli back in the day.
wickedwitch1111		#8	[-]
Posts: 5151 (03/07/09 08:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	maybe they had to sneak back into the country and Mexico was their way in.
squashthebeef		#9	[-]
Posts: 17626 (03/07/09 08:55 PM) Found a guy with a cat on his head Kinda blurry Could be anything Reply Quote More Recent Posts	There ain't a dime's worth of difference between LA and mexico. Third world shit-heaps.
hm act2		#10	[-]
Posts: 3584 (03/07/09 08:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Join forum supporters Remove this ad You are probably one of those queer kids. But if by some chance you are not, don't do it, it's not worth the child support.
Powers		#11	[-]
Posts: 4910 (03/07/09 08:57 PM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think squash prefers to be called gay or a homo, not "one of those queer kids".
CBRetriever		#12	[-]
Posts: 25256 (03/07/09 08:57 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	being that my HS years were spent mostly up in Montana there wasn't much to Spicoli with plus I was more llike the Suqare Pegs type
Krossedge		#13	[-]
Posts: 443 (03/07/09 09:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Powers wrote: Parents getting their barely legal children booze from a trip is lame. Dude are you fucking serious. I`m of legal age, how is that lame. God your a fucking mistake. Shut your fucking hole and please go take your`s and your parents lives!
Powers		#14	[-]
Posts: 4912 (03/07/09 09:09 PM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If you're implying from your inarticulate tirade that you're well over the legal drinking age, the fact that you've never had a tequila worm is even sadder than I initially thought.
squashthebeef		#15	[-]
Posts: 17627 (03/07/09 09:11 PM) Found a guy with a cat on his head Kinda blurry Could be anything Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Are we playing "Find the apotrophe"? I LOVE that game!
Krossedge		#16	[-]
Posts: 444 (03/07/09 09:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yeah okay I'm going to eat it. Talk to you fuckers later!
goner1		#17	[-]
Posts: 6522 (03/07/09 09:13 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	they aren't real worms anymore, it's just a plastic/rubber one
Powers		#18	[-]
Posts: 4914 (03/07/09 09:15 PM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Krossedge wrote: Yeah okay I'm going to eat it. Talk to you fuckers later! APPV! By the way, your parents went to Mexico because your mom is an obvious drug mule.
squashthebeef		#19	[-]
Posts: 17628 (03/07/09 09:17 PM) Found a guy with a cat on his head Kinda blurry Could be anything Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Don't listen to goner. You chomp that bad boy like a motherfucker!
hm act2		#20	[-]
Posts: 3586 (03/07/09 09:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Join forum supporters Remove this ad Don't do it kid. Let me tell you somethin'. You drink that shit and eat that worm, next thing you know you're gonna be shoving your tongue up some chicks ass. Now you seem like you're kind of fragile, so I'm gonna help you out here. Sticking your tongue in a chicks ass is a major life decision. You don't want to fuck around with stuff like that. That's the real deal. It's not like sucking her clit or scratching her back or telling her you love her. It's serious. You stick your tongue in a chicks ass, it is as good as a marriage proposal. It's like feeding a damn stray dog. She'll never leave you. So then six months later you are making wedding plans, and looking at houses. Nine months after that you got yourself a kid. Maybe you were lucky and had a boy to teach to play baseball. Maybe not. Anyway you two are getting older, she's wanting her ass licked more and more, and you just want to go fishing. You two start to grow apart. Next thing you know you are divorced and she's got all your shit. And on top of it you are still paying for that kid. All that shit over a fuckin' worm.

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