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sadllama |
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Whothefuck is Brent Keith? Even after seeing him I still have no recollection of him being on this show.
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taks |
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sadllama wrote:Beats me... A quick wiki search says he did "Hicktown" in group 1. I didn't see Group 1 perform, just watched certain performances later (the trainwrecks + Tatiana/Anoop/Alexis/Ricky). |
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Spanky Hot Dog |
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I remember Brent Keith cause he got all pissy when the judges gave him bad reviews.
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seaguy |
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taks |
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seaguy wrote: At least someone liked that effort. I was going to post Group 3 right now but I accidentally refreshed the page and lost my post! So I'll put it up in like... an hour after I'm done with this delicious lasagna. Any predictions for what terrible 6 will be next? Probably not, because I doubt you could remember half of these... |
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taks |
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"Group 3"...
#23 Von Smith
Average: 3.59/10 Mode: 1 Stdev: Very High (2.91) Notes: Got more 1s than any contestant but one (I'll give you one guess as to who that one is). #22 Matt Breitzke
Average: 3.69/10 Mode: 3 Stdev: Medium (2.02) Yawn. #21 Scott MacIntyre (Only picture of him that didn't creep me out)
Average: 4.07/10 Mode: 3 Stdev: Medium (2.22) Notes: Is a delusional, self-obsessed hack lacking in any singing ability whatsoever. Oh, I guess that's not really about the stats... #19 (TIE) Kendall Beard
Average: 4.24/10 Mode: 3 Stdev: High (2.38) Notes: Was one of 5 contestants to receive every rating 1-10. Yes, this means someone thought Kendall deserved a 10 (and a 9.. and an 8). #19 (TIE) Jorge Nunez
Average: 4.24/10 Mode: 2, 3 Stdev: Medium (2.31) Notes: Sixth finalist to fall before the finals... #18 Ann Marie Boskovich
Average: 4.34/10 Mode: 4 Stdev: Medium (2.27) Notes: I got nothin' on this one. And that ends group 3. So remaining we have: Adam Lambert Alex Wagner-Trugman Alexis Grace Allison Iraheta Anoop Desai Felicia Barton Jesse Langseth Ju'Not Joyner Kristen McNamara Kris Allen Matt Giraud Megan Joy Mishavonna Henson Nathaniel Marshall Nick Mitchell Ricky Braddy Tatiana Del Toro Which four don't make Top 13? And wouldn't ANY combination of these 13 be far better than what we actually got? |
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seaguy |
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taks wrote:Well, we now know that Eternal Joy took the poll. |
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Spanky Hot Dog |
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dashbrdparadise |
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Kradison f3 plz. With Anoop and Ricky Braddy nearby.
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taks |
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And here are your 4 wildcards who just weren't good enough to be finalists (aka, SUCK IT BITCHES).
#17 Alex Wagner-Trugman
Average: 4.55/10 Mode: 1, 5 Stdev: High (2.38) Notes: This guy confuses me, he got a significant % of votes for everything from 1-8 (including five 1s and four 8s). #16 Nathaniel Marshall
Average: 4.76/10 Mode: 3, 7 Stdev: Medium (2.28) Finally! #15 Megan Joy
Average: 5.38/10 Mode: 4 Stdev: Very High (2.93) Notes: Robbed! She had the 3rd highest standard deviation, recieving four 1s and four 10s. She was another one of the few contestants to receive every rating 1-10. All I can say is stop hating on the beautiful! At least she was the first contestant to break into the 5's for average rating. #14 Mishavonna Henson
Average: 5.55/10 Mode: 7 Stdev: Medium (2.03) Notes: Almost all her votes came in the 4-7 range. Sadly, Mishavonna wouldn't even make the Sucks AI finals. Which means our top 13 would consist of: Adam Lambert Alexis Grace Allison Iraheta Anoop Desai Felicia Barton Jesse Langseth Ju'Not Joyner Kris Allen Kristen McNamara Matt Giraud Nick Mitchell Ricky Braddy Tatiana Del Toro And isn't that a million times better than what the show gave us? I wish we could redo this season with this top 13. We'd get major laughs + good singing. It IS interesting to note that while we only had 6 of the same contestants in the finals (Matt, Anoop, Adam, Kris, Allison, Alexis) that the breakdown of contestants from Groups 1, 2 and 3 is identical. In group 1 we replaced Danny/Michael with Tatiana/Ricky. In group 2 we replaced Megan/Jasmine with Nick/Jesse and in group 3 we replaced Scott/Jorge/Lil with Kristen/Ju'Not/Felicia. Consensus? Group 2 freaking rocked. |
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sadllama |
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Best top 13 ever. If only America shared the taste of sucks.
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suckshardcore |
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Ahhhh fuck Mishavonna gets screwed again and no Megan Joy? FAIL.
That said that Top 13 is better. I'd dump Ricky Braddy and Jesse Langseth in favour of those girls though. |
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Will |
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<3 Norman and Tatiana in the Top 13 as it should have been
</3 Monkey still in there </3 RACISM |
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sadllama |
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There's two latinas, an Indian, and a black guy. Thats far less racist than the actual top 13 ended up being.
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Drew B |
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Ricky, Tatianna and Jesse are worse than what we got. All three have some natural ability but didn't perform particularly well (and other than Jesse,
weren't particularly likable).
Still, substituting Felicia, Ju'not and Kristen for Lil, Scott and Whore-gay makes me very happy, indeed... |
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Wildcat612 |
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This top 13 is perhaps a little boring (Alexis, Jesse, Ricky), but then again, we had Scott, Jorge, and worst of all Jasmine, who showed absolutely no emotion
whatsoever until she was voted out.
Looking toward the future, I hope the newcomers stay toward the bottom-- with the exception of Danny, I was very happy with this year's Top 7. Except for Anoop being too low, I was even happy with how order of departure. Can we do predictions!? I predict an Adam/Allison/Kris F3. Tatiana, Jesse, Nick, and Matt will have the highest standard deviation. Thanks for doing this, Taks. |
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sadllama |
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If Kris ends up being ranked higher all the Lamtards are gonna complain that we're all homophobes
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taks |
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sadllama wrote:We CLEARLY are all homophobes, I mean Nate Marshall didn't even crack the top 13! I'm surprised no one has demanded a recount. |
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sadllama |
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Kris also was ranked ahead of Adam in nearly every weekly ranking this year. Of course its because all the Kris fans were insecure about him and needed to
stuff the ballots to support him.
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Spanky Hot Dog |
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