Originally this was going to be a "Stephvivor: The Lost Episode" thread, but I guess that can wait till 8000.
However, here are my handy tips to leading a fruitful and happy life here at Sucks!!!
1) Trust nobody. Assume everybody new is a ghostie or a virus infected n00b. That way, if they are neither a ghostie nor a n00b (new members are not n00bs), if they make it through the gauntlet, they belong.
2) Flame at will. Just because you like somebody from an online game or Myspace doesn't mean they should get a free pass. Hell, even if you have nothing to flame somebody with, making mock flame posts for practice keeps you both sharp and sane.
3) The admins hate us. Remember this always if you choose to plant your roots here in the Sucks forum. They don't give a shit what happens here and never ever will. Is there another forum here at Sucks which mods beg to be removed from?
4) Know you heard this before - Never get high, on your own supply ;)
5) It's Survivor Sucks, not I <3 Survivor. LTS is one forum down, if you want to discuss possible alternate finishes, that is your place. You'll have a lot more fun here either picking on Survivors or flagrantly supporting unpopular choices. Hi rudy, TA!
6) NC. NIGHTCRAWLER. NC and Pencake. Pencake. Okay, no thread is complete without mention of the two of them...remember this always!
7) Just because cyanide exists does not mean you need to ingest it. Think of this when the urge to hit the NEW TOPIC button hits.
8) Any Survivor who posts here deserves to be flamed even worse than the ghostie-n00bs. Since most are thin skinned vacuous twats, they shortly fuck off. If not, they are welcomed into the fold. Thus far, only Bob Dawg has qualified as a true Suckster. Sorry Coby, the boardicide removed you from the list.
9) All Stars II is not good subject matter since people seem to lack the ability to totally mock the shitfest it will undoubtedly be.
10) The is alt+0153. Hold alt down, type 0153 on right numeric keypad. In fact, if you go to start>programs>accessories>system tools>character map, all of your spiffy stuff is right there, é and ä and ñ and °. My gift to you.
With these handy simple rules, the Sucks forum can be a bounteous and wonderful experience. Without these rules, you may as well just head down to OT and chill with the rest of the dumbed down smart people.
-SJ
However, here are my handy tips to leading a fruitful and happy life here at Sucks!!!
1) Trust nobody. Assume everybody new is a ghostie or a virus infected n00b. That way, if they are neither a ghostie nor a n00b (new members are not n00bs), if they make it through the gauntlet, they belong.
2) Flame at will. Just because you like somebody from an online game or Myspace doesn't mean they should get a free pass. Hell, even if you have nothing to flame somebody with, making mock flame posts for practice keeps you both sharp and sane.
3) The admins hate us. Remember this always if you choose to plant your roots here in the Sucks forum. They don't give a shit what happens here and never ever will. Is there another forum here at Sucks which mods beg to be removed from?
4) Know you heard this before - Never get high, on your own supply ;)
5) It's Survivor Sucks, not I <3 Survivor. LTS is one forum down, if you want to discuss possible alternate finishes, that is your place. You'll have a lot more fun here either picking on Survivors or flagrantly supporting unpopular choices. Hi rudy, TA!
6) NC. NIGHTCRAWLER. NC and Pencake. Pencake. Okay, no thread is complete without mention of the two of them...remember this always!
7) Just because cyanide exists does not mean you need to ingest it. Think of this when the urge to hit the NEW TOPIC button hits.
8) Any Survivor who posts here deserves to be flamed even worse than the ghostie-n00bs. Since most are thin skinned vacuous twats, they shortly fuck off. If not, they are welcomed into the fold. Thus far, only Bob Dawg has qualified as a true Suckster. Sorry Coby, the boardicide removed you from the list.
9) All Stars II is not good subject matter since people seem to lack the ability to totally mock the shitfest it will undoubtedly be.
10) The is alt+0153. Hold alt down, type 0153 on right numeric keypad. In fact, if you go to start>programs>accessories>system tools>character map, all of your spiffy stuff is right there, é and ä and ñ and °. My gift to you.
With these handy simple rules, the Sucks forum can be a bounteous and wonderful experience. Without these rules, you may as well just head down to OT and chill with the rest of the dumbed down smart people.
-SJ
