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Sheri |
Wife killer strikes again |
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Has Gokey struck again? Can he produce an alibi? US magazine is reporting that Danny Gokey went home this weekend for his grandfather's funeral but that
he'd be back for this week's shows. So we can all hear him dedicate tonight's song to his dead wife and grandfather. If you were related to this
guy in any way, wouldn't you move and not leave a forwarding address? Do you think AI will put security guards at the mansion to protect the other
purported front runners?
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curve31 |
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ROFLMAO
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kinkajou2 |
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It is old... and cruel.
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Sheri |
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kinkajou2 wrote: And yet, funny. If I knew the producers of CSI, I would bribe them to have Grissom and his team in the front row just to sweat the little dancing bearboy with turtle glasses. |
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I'd love it if the writers of L&O SVU perused these boards and would pen an upcoming episode about a four-eyed smarmy douchebag on a singing reality competition pimping his dead wife only to be discovered that he killed her to make it onto said reality singing competition by using the sob story. The douchebag "Manny Lokey" is outed by his "on the down low" boy "Lamar," after "Lamar" is jealous that he is left out of the spotlight. The additional SVU twist is that, during the investigation, it is discovered that the snake-handling cult "Manny" belongs to "Worship Constructors," headed by "Pastor Tag Heuer," helped orchestrate the cover up by threatening to destroy the reputation of the coronor and coercing him into filing a false report on the cause of death. |
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Sheri |
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Omigod, almost every show could have a wife killer episode one week. Even ER, Scrubs could get some of the wounded. Simon dissed Mopey's last performance
so he'll turn up with crayons stabbed into his eyes on ER. Seacrest will be found with his legs chopped off because he's taller than Mopey and the
doctors on Scrubs will handle his case.
Phil Spector has nothing on Mopey.
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03/31/09 03:46 PM.
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Podunk Town |
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kinkajou2 wrote:And was never funny. |
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MakePaulaCry |
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^^^ I agree. There is nothing funny about Danny killing poor Sophia and his Grandfather. RIP
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MissMonkeyPower |
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And was never funny. |
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Sheri |
Dexter and Hell's Kitchen in Hot Pursuit | ||
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Agreeing with MakePaulaCry that there is nothing funny about Danny killing his wife or his grandfather, the producers of Dexter have vowed to have the avenging
serial killer of bad serial killers do battle with the evil Mopey. It will be one of Dexter's most challenging cases, producers reveal. Showtime says
that they have never had a murderer who murders songs, fashion (white freaking polar bear sweater, dude, in LA???) AND people.
Regardless, Dexter has vowed to stop the little dancing pudgeball before he kills too many more iTune classics, ensembles or people. And in an interesting TV cross-over, Dexter will hand the freshly killed remains over to Chef Gordon Ramsey who will teach the Hell's Kitchen contestants to make a new dish: Danny Tartar! The remaining AI contestants will sample the dishes prepared by the Blue and Red Teams to decide who has most captured the essence of Mopey. In the case of a tie, Simon gets the deciding vote. |
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Sheri |
Must Raise Body Count To Survive | ||
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Wookie didn't milk his grandfather's death enough tonight. The judges liked him but Adam and Kris blew the dancing bear off the stage.
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Ginawantsme |
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When you cannot be funny; then just make stuff up I guess. This is NOT funny. When a joke dies then let it die and move on.
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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Ginawantsme wrote: The same goes for a wife. |
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Taniwha Is Waiting |
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Your timing is impeccable, sir. |
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KellysMomCalledMeFine |
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Sardonically Irreverent wrote: ^^^ I agree. There is nothing funny about Danny killing poor Sophia and his Grandfather. RIP |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Who will die when it comes to the finale? Pastor Rolex? Danny won't settle for less.
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Sheri |
Gokey Semetery | ||
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No, the finale will be this huge resurrection a la Stephen King's Pet Semetery. Childhood friends, ex girlfriends, distant cousins, co-workers,
neighborhood pets, Sophia and grandpa will all arise like Lazarus and sing chorus for Mopey. Only then with Gookie's true body count be known.
Pastor Rolex will be alive and there to pray away Adam's gayness and Ryan's whateverness.
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote:The student becomes the master. I like it! His performance just aired here. He screams like a 90 year old man being gang raped. |
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Sardonically Irreverent wrote: Only SI can make the dead wife jokes funny. |
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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Sardonically Irreverent wrote: If Faith Builders' prayer sessions can miraculously cure a sore throat or infected eye within minutes, imagine the resurrection possibilities.... All I know is I was more than a little creeped out when he made that awkward heart reference. |
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kinkajou2 wrote:So is Simon. And he's funny. |
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